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Idiot at work

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Ok so at my workplace there is a guy huge into bodybuilding. I was really into kickboxing since 15 and started weight-training at 16. This guy goes to Olympia every year and takes a host of steroids yet he seems to be frozen in time in terms of progress. He doesn't squat or deadlift and makes every excuse to do easier versions of exercises. I tried to point this out in a friendly way to try to help him but he is extremely defensive and childish. I just started going to the gym again a few months ago after a 2 year hiatus and I've already surpassed this guy 3 weeks into my first test enanthate cycle (before the stuff kicked in) and with muscle memory alone put on 20 pounds. Even before I started my first cycle he said I can tell when guys are on cycle etc....

Suddenly infront of my coworkers he goes off and says how I should man up and tell him something. He says "do I have to get them (work) to do tests on you". I try to brush him off and explain the muscle memory thing and I don't even rebound on him being on everything under the sun. This jerk-off was just trying to heal his ego and embarrass me so I almost lost it. There are several occasions like this where he tries to argue with me without having any knowledge about a subject and just acts like a baby when I expose his BS. Any suggestions on how to put him in his place next time? I have been very calm and polite but next time may have to put this clown where he belongs. He acts very friendly in front of me but with other coworkers will talk smack-the thing that bothers me the most.

Anybody who can relate?

Engineereddisaster's picture

Yeah, I normally only kill hookers, but sometimes a guy has to get out of his comfort zone.

Engineereddisaster's picture

You could sneak over to his house and while he is asleep choke him with a telephone cord.

gcgeargold's picture

bro when ever that happens i just laugh and say thanks man u just paid me the biggest compliment saying i must be on roids.. (lol even tho i normally am). im honest with 90% of people about myself taking gear, dont normally give a fuck, if they wanna judge me on that then its their loss, but yeah at work and some family members im a bit stand offish with coming clean about it

OmNom's picture

double post srry

OmNom's picture

Yeah... Same crap happened to me.. When I had never even touched a steroid I got accused of it for making my gym partner look like a child.. not purposely but I can't hold back to make every one happy.. I had added loads of weight to my bench and dips so he proceeded to tell every one we knew I was juicing and that's why I gained weight and he didn't.. (he's also one of those crossfit/p90x pricks).. Diets to keep a skinny man's six pack and never eats to get big.. So he's the same size he was as a teenager after so many years LOL.. The guy you described and my friend both seem to have little man complexes and can't STAND for others to one up them and are in dire need to be the biggest but usually end up somewhere in the middle or smaller range compared to every one else.. Jealousy and spite mah dude.. Just ignore him.. If you lay a finger on him or get mad well... Then he calls roid rage etc.. and you just end up getting more pissed off.. Treat him like the child that he is and don't acknowledge him.. works for me.

fast48's picture

I work with politics like crazy. Just stay away from dude. He's not growing because he's full blown addict. Tweekers do the same blame game crap. If you act out....it proves his point. Try n avoid dude.stay in busy areas of workplace. Standard drug tests at work are the weed...pcp...meth....etc. Sorry bud....lots of asshats out there