When you're on gear, you feel better. We all know that. When you feel better, you're more confident and energetic. So it's no surprise that most of you guys are high achivers. You like to wear nice clothes, smell good, drive a badass car. etc... You may even go all out and shower twice per week.
Well I've got it goin' on myself...got the toys, the income, I'm a little buffed, and I have a wife that lets me get all the pussy I want--sometimes I even get to have sex with HER.
But I've been missing something for a long time.... Something every guy on gear needs, and the one item that tells ladies ...You ARE the Shit.
That one item, my good men, is a thick silver chain around your tree-stump neck.
[gothic emits wicked bark and lunges forward like a pitbull in a rap video]

Well, my wife, possibly fearing that I would leave her if she didn't start buying me more presents, sprung for a beautiful silver chain. I knew something good was going to happen when she pulled into Dollar General, so I stayed in the car so I could be "surprised" when she came out with the bling. But all she came back with was a box of condoms. Apparently, Pope and Tread have been busy (and they were NOT Magnums bithes).
At any rate, we went grocery shopping, and then she took me by the hand and led me to the Mall, which was good, because if she expects sex for a $500 necklace, I'll be ready to go after seeing all that teenage pussy.

So.... I be pimpin' just like the pretty boyz at the gym. Hrdbdy gets one face-ride for this---I'll throw in a rim job if she colors my hair.

SO, what have YOU bought since you've been on gear?
Clothes?
Jewelry?
A renewal of your internet porn subscriptions?
A new car??....Except for you Savage..we've already heard about yours.
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