posted Mon, 03/09/2015 - 13:56
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I'm not sure where this new trend has come from. Maybe "gender equality"? And before that classification gets blown out of proportion as sexist towards women, read the next paragraph.
What in the HELL is with guys now working out in full spandex?!? I understand compression shorts under sweats or basketball shorts. But full leggings? Really?! I do not in any circumstance want to sit up from my set to look infront of me where the squat racks are and see a guy mid rep in full spandex. Like god damn. That has to be against some rule or atleast mentally. Who are you trying to show off to? Want to show your bulge to the whole world? I just don't get it
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I don't get it either. I've seen a few guys in my gym wearing them but you would NEVER catch me in those.
You boys need a new gym.
There's a sign up in my gym in the squat rack. "No boys in spandex leggings allowed in here by order of the management".
It happened when two days after I purchased the place I came in at 7am to see a 250lb man in spandex deadlifting. The sign has been there since.
I'd rather see old school Zubaz than spandex on a man. The cross fit dudes either wear tube socks or spandex under shorts. Odd...
Men's capri pants are running rampant latley...wtf!
Nothing more homo than men's Capri parts. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
You're just becoming an old miserable queen lately especially since Hot Skins, fanny packs, T-Michael and Otomix shit went outta style.
I still wear otomix shoes....
That's bullshit. Fanny packs will never go out of style.
Ed, are you the douchebag bodybuilder in my gym who brings his own Beats Pill speaker and wears a fanny pick while pumping iron loud enough to let everyone know he's working out?
No, that's not me that's probably Pale. I can't afford a Beats pill speaker. So I'm not quite that badass.
It's hard for me to take anyone serious in the gym if they don't have a fanny pack.
Where the hell is a guy supposed to keep his gear? In the pockets of his Capri pants? Wtf! Ever try to squat with a handful of ten gauge pins in your pocket?
Yeah, I get it....there are punks out there who can make it through a workout without pinning gear but really are they serious enough to be my friend? Hell no.
Any man who can make it through a workout without having to stop and pin some gear...well that's not anyone that I want to workout with.
X2, test suspension is only good for like 10-15 minutes. I average 2-3 cc per workout..
I had a buddy who tried to keep his test suspension down to 1cc during the workout and bro, he was all bitch trying to lift after twenty minutes post pin.
I was like bro, do we have to drop you down to five plates so your period doesn't stain the bench? He was all "eff you Ed!! Give me some of that shit in your fanny pack"!
I had to give him a couple of cc's just so he could spot my ass. It was fricken ridiculous.
You should have went jailhouse on him and used the ink pen trick. lol
That's only if I forget my Fannie pack and have to use the original Fannie pack.
No homo
Of course, no homo..
um, I think you just described me,lol
I'm going to have to reprimand you about those short shorts sir... NOBODY wants to see your straggly balls hanging over the bench...
I knew it was only a matter of time. Several years ago on vacation in the DR I noticed all the Euro dues were wearing them. I told my crew," watch this is coming to America." It has taken much longer than I figured tho.
This fucker was in my way the other day, you know the douche who is curling right on top of the DB rack.
I need those 60's so I say "excuse me maam" ...Stephan got the hint to move his ass, but I bet he doesn't even realize I said that because the women's pants he was wearing.
LOL! I have to laugh, when we were on that trip in the DR with all the Euro capri guys I took a pair of my wife's capris and put them on. I got a pretty good laugh out of it. I guess I was technically cross-dressing, (three no homo's..)
Something more up Vike's alley...
RustyhookerDon't hate bruh!
Rusty imo it would be a good idea to crop out your face before you post selfies
RustyhookerI finally dropped the belly fat. Jeeze. ...
Fkn hell!.... this thread is making me wanna puke, are we turning into fkn Gayroids or what?
RustyhookerDamn kids nowadays. Spandex and girls hair bands.
I've just opened this while eating steak / rice / broccoli.
I've lost my appetite for some reason.
RustyhookerHaha!!!!
damn think im guilty, always wear gasp spandex shorts during leg day and cardio, shit I feel like my legs are on fire and sweat like a pig, the short shorts, help a lot to avoid heat and sweat, rest of the days its sweat pants, but leg and cardio day I love to show off my tree trunks, no long legging thogh don't like those!!!!
You know when I said you can come and train here?
I'm out that day ;)
damn cat, its gonna be a leg day every day!!!!!!
Lmao!
ewww discussing, spandex is for women only why in the hell would a dude wanna wear that shit..
Update my buddy was working out with a guy wearing under armour leggings and an under armour long sleeve.
Guess I need to think twice about having him spot me from now on
RustyhookerJust when you're pinned under the bar he'll kiss you. Lol
I am sick of the beard craze!!! 23 year old's wearing spandex and beards down to their shoulders all because several years ago operators started showing photographs of themselves over seas!!!
I can honestly forgive spandex, at least they tried to dress for the gym. I have no mercy for those jeans & tims fuckers who show up though.
That's an immediate ban in my gym. Their membership card is getting shredded.
I need to find a gym run by someone like you or Viking. Too bad I moved from the south where I went to a gym run by an ex bodybuilder, dude plays heavy metal through the sound system, back to the north where all there is are gym chains
I told some porky bloke yesterday not to wear Lycra / spandex leggings in my gym again. He thought I was joking, (at first).
Its unbefknleivable what cunts will wear in public these days.
Tell you what guys... when i train i sweat like a whore on a busy bank holiday, so i can imagine within 2/3 minutes in them fkn gay panties i would defo look like i had emptied my fkn bladder
Fuck this modern shit!..... i still prefer to be a stinking animal, in rough urban gym wear..... i can imagine someone walking in my dungeon with his his fkn cock on show like that piccie below..... oh yeah! there would be a fkn riot lmao!
Piccie.....lol did you just call Ed a homo?
LOL!!!
The last time I worked out with Vike he was wearing high cut Wrangler jeans and tight bum equipment t shirt with the sleeves and the belly cut out. There want a person in that gym who didn't fear that crazy bastard.
Lol, Sounds a little Van Damme esq. Please tell me the pants waist was above the belly button.
Only when he would squat. That's when he really hiked those babies up for the full moose knuckle effect.
This one hasn't made it my way yet. We're usually a year behind the times, thank god. If and when it does, I'm heading back to the garage.
I'm losing faith in the human race...
Man i feel your pain its been a trend at my gym lately and all them bright colors with an accessory for every thing like its a damn fashion show. What really gets me goin is when these clowns walk in wearing clothes that make em look like a peacock in heat. With a whole bottle of that aqua di gio sprayed on.
My colors of my gym clothes are black, grey, white and camo, that is it.
Exactly and for me it consists of old work t shirts that are all busted up