Most of my dumb shit was when I was young and it was highly illegal. I never talk about it - but just thinking about some of it now makes me cringe and thank God that I was lucky enough not to have been caught. My life would have panned out significantly different. I still do dumb things on my motorbikes but I consider them 'calculated risks' when they work.

I was snowboarding up north with my buddy who was a skier , we were on the chairlift headed to the highest peak so it was a long lift and decided to switch spots on the chair so I could bind in to my board so we could just hop straight off the chair down the mountain. We didn’t have the bar down and I fell off as I was trying to get over him and fell about 8ft on my face, no biggie. I screamed up to him “yo! I’m gonna hop on the next Mott lift and meet you up there dude!” , I proceeded to climb one of the ladders up one of the giant poles that holds up the lift and I tossed my board onto the next lift and jumped off the pole and grabbed onto the top of the backrest of the front of it and couldn’t manage to pull myself up for the life of me(literally) so about 2 minutes in I realize it’s not happening and make eye contact with the guy on the lift behind me and so I yelled to him “sir!, am I gonna die?” He replied “uhmmmm .. just HOLD ON! , I’ll tell you when it’s safe to let go!” We’re probably about 50 feet or so above the ground broken fallen trees and huge rocks under us occasionally and so about a minute later I say I can’t hold on anymore and he yells at me not to let go but it was too late and as I was falling I really thought I was a goner , next thing I know I wake up and it’s dark out and after a minute or so I manage to get up and walk down the mountain where I was met about halfway by some medics on ski-mobiles. Somehow was completely fine just a bruise on my leg/hip/side and some good samaritans gave me back my board and yea. Pretty fucking dumb idea.

Holy shit where do I start. I'll have to think about this one. There are so many to choose from. My oldman called me dumbass for a reason lol

Married my first ( now ex ) wife.....nuff said...

I'm on my second deployment, 2009 Iraq, things have started to wine down, rules of engagement have been changed and also rules of the road have changed . Our mission set went from classified border movements to baby sitting Iraq Army guys. Need less to say we were bored on a large COB , and it was new years. We were allowed a few beers, we drank a few more. My team and I decided to play a prank on another team from 2nd platoon, we proceeded to mount our nods and switch on our infrared eo-tech sites at 3a.m. and kick doors and storm the other teams chew , while in the process of clearing the 2nd platoon chew drunkenly screaming commands pointing our red laser sites at there heads, we heard very loud pitched screams of terror, immediately I knew something was wrong, then I saw the muzzle flash of a pistol a Glock I think, quickly followed be the pow pow of rounds being fired blindly into the darkness. A member of my team shouted holy fuck wrong room wrong room, we then turned and ran from the room as quickly as possible. We got to a stopping point checked our selves for wounds or holes , then swore to never speak of this at least while in the military.

We later realized the room we had drunkenly stumbled upon belonged to a group of security contractors.
Its not the craziest, but it is one of the stupidest thing iv'e done

Geez.....so many of them. Ummm how about everything I did on the weekends from age 21-25? That will sum up the word "miracle" im still here guys.

Driving drunk in a girls car I started doing handbrake turns, She freaked out opened the door fell out and went under the car mid turn. She was fine a little bruised but that could have ruined both our lives were it worse.

Well, this is one if many. But...in '95. In a bar in Tijuana a buddy and I met this fine lady and her friend. We talked drank, drank, and then drank some more and decided to go home together. Well "home"was in Santa Ana CA. and we had no car. Whatever, we didnt care. So in their truck we went for a long ass drive. Somewhere along the way we lost one of the ladies. Oh well. We finally made it, we banged the hell out of her all night then in the morning we realized we were in a small bedroom. Walked out and saw her dad, sitting on his chair. She failed to mention that she had just moved back in with her parents. He must have loved listening to 2 drunk sailors bang the shit out of his daughter. Time to get back to San Diego. Can you give us a ride? No, it was her dads car and he is pissed. So now we're stuck way the fuck up in Santa Ana and have to be on duty in like 4 hrs. We had enough money for a pack of cigarettes between us. So smokes were bought and a collect call to mom begging for 60 bucks for train tickets. She WU'd the money and we made it back. Probably not the stupidest thing I ever did, it could have been a lot worse, but it was a hell of an experience!

Oh, also pissing on the street in Tijuana, another bad decision. Lol