FUCK X-MAS... Or my wife wins; you choose
FUCKING RANT COMING!!!!
Ok my wife loves to shop, loves spending money, half you motherfuckers got delayed shipping on international orders cause this bitch done bought every item off the wish app.
2 days ago our local "superstore" had a great sale on a lot of items. My wife, whom I cherish, bought a vacuum cleaner for $234. More than half off the msrp. Butt.... we have all hard wood and tile floors in our home. 2700 sq.ft of living space all tile and heart pine. 1200 SQ.FT. of unfinished basement is concrete. I called her out!!!! I AIN'T NO PUNK BITCH!!!! I work too hard for mine.
My wife whom I love, went and bought enough area rugs to cover all living space. I want to hear your Christmas drama war stories. And for the record.... If this would have been cutting season and I was on Tren, I would have "SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN!" But I am not Negan and it's bulk time E2 a little high and we now have an awesome vacuum cleaner, and some very nice Pakistani rugs to Vacuum!
GOD BLESS US.... EVERYONE!!!
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Damn no complaints here.My wife knocks it down so she can spend whatever she wants.She's fine too and has no problems with my gear use.I know,I know ...you guys hate me.
I am glad to be divorced.
I gave mine the freedom of xmas shopping this week, while I worked. I hate shopping. Anyway she spent $1,900 in one week. So, She paid me in pussy. We fucked for three hours last night. She’s happy that’s all that matters. Nothing to complain about now Lol
AnonI last for 3 minutes and then blame it on the fact I don't want to do too much cardio for gains sake. It's a lie, she's too hot but don't want to inflate her ego.
Lucky you, mine ain't gave me none since I started my cycle 3 weeks ago. She told me sex was bad for gains and no since in me wasting my gear. She said she will get at me in 16-20 weeks. I think I broke her down the first week I started Esculap, and viagra/w Dapoxetine. lol
If that shit ain’t a Dyson...return it! Our little dyson hand vac is the shit too. Otherwise I can’t comment because my wife makes 5x more than me haha
This is woman logic at its best bro!
My Mrs used to be awful with money.. I've never known anything like it. Through regularly communication, support and letting her make her own mistakes she's finally learnt the value of money.. cost me a fair wack in the process.
She's still crazy, a month or so ago she asked me if she could purchase an indoor brush for the kitchen (unsure why she needed my permission), then a week later brought a hamster home without consulting with me first. Brush<hamster.
Lmfao! negan! I hate that they do that mid season finally it's like come on you greedie mother fuckers. But to the question my wife hasn't worked in 5 months bringing in no income and spends all my money like I mentioned last night in a separate forum that she just went and bought a fit bit blaze on my dollar and today just went and got her hair done on my dollar while I pay her car note insurance everything and she won't even suck my dick and barely ever fuck I'm also paying her parents cell phone bills well that's my rant the is for the post I would +1 you if I could lol
P.s she don't cook or clean and I've slept on the couch for 12 years almost to the day
Damn brother this was supposed to be a funny, joking, holiday stress relieving type of post. 12 Years on the couch!!!! SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
I hope his side chick sucks the dick!
He seems real chill, so she is probably a 22 year old who knows the importance of the squat to ass ratio!
Lol once my first kid was born is when the baby slept in the bed and me on the couch then once he started sleeping in his own bed at 5 cause she was pregnant then my next was born and when she just started to sleep in her own bed my 3rd was born lol so maybe in 5 years I'll be able to sleep in a bed again my spine probably looks like a twisler after 12 years
Brother that ain't normal or fair to you. I have been with my wife going on 24 years. She still blows it nearly every time we have sex and has honestly got a lot more adventurous as we have gotten older. I will tell you we never let our kids sleep in our bed with us. I had heard too many horror stories of the kids never wanting to leave the parents bed.
If your like me you carry food everywhere you go. I pin on vacations and train between 5 and 6 every morning. I eat the same shit everyday. Being married to a bodybuilder probably isn’t much fun. Let’s buy our wives an extra gift this year. They deserve it for putting up with us.
They truly deserve it Sam. I would not trade my for all of Pales bitcoins.
LOL. My wife don't know how to make gravy...
When mine tries to cook, she uses the highest setting on the stove every time. Shit is burned on the outside and raw in the middle. And I love her so much I eat it with a smile, Salmonella be damned.
That is my daughter, one setting , full blast lol
There should be a spouse section on eroids where our wives can complain about us... Instead of Cafe Mom it could be Gym Widow.
at least she bought some rugs to justify the vacume. ) lol. bro im just trying to get you to crack a smile its xmas and women will be women. , we mostly all live it i use to. , but now my latin wife is a general dollor junkie. , and loving it but. i still go tru what your going tru.
blow off the steam and. keep moving.
I am smiling brother. I actually started smiling the minute she came home with a truck load of rugs. I am blessed to have her, and the money to buy vacuums and rugs. Thank you for the kind words.
Get this. We agreed to do no exchange this year between us. Nothing. So I budgeted for that. Then she surprises me with a brand new iPhone last week as an “early Christmas present.” I love it and I’m appreciative, but this puts me on a bad spot because now I have to get her something with money I don’t have. (Gotta be honest, I blew the money I was gonna spend on her on gear; I’m such an asshole)
First world problems, right?
Definitely first world problems. And believing that no exchanging of gifts story is like falling for a banana in the tail pipe. FYI Zales has an awesome sale going right now. JS
RustyhookerNever ever believe the wife when she says dont get me anything. Lol! Its a trap! Girl talk for 'its bout time you do something huge!'.
I fell into the trap..... my bad
Nailed it. That is some knowledge hard learned. Like I said earlier, Zales has a Huge diamond sale right now. lol.
RustyhookerMomma needs a new sparkley. Lol
Happy wife happy life. Its always been that way. Until they find someone with more money then you of course and you are stuck in debt. Cheers tp Christmas!
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So true!
I couldn’t have said it any better, my wife is the same way, then when it comes time to buy another cycle she is like we ain’t spending that much on that shit!!!
I friggin work too bitch!!!
You make my day I’m glad I’m not the only one! Lol
AnonWe don't buy stuff for Christmas, we buy too much shit all year long and have no kids. I wouldn't mind having that vacuum though, mine is on its last leg cleaning up after 2 GSDs.
What would be really funny. Is if she bought the vacumm with your money. AND made you vacumm the house.
Now that she bought thw vacumm you should buy her that little hot maids outfit to go along with that
PM me. It's not a kirby, but it's close... you can get it for $200 Cash
Have you hacked my webcam ASSHOLE??? Of course I do the vacuuming, and the mopping, and the sewing and the mending. Don't forget the cooking. Shit, I am the house bitch :(
I’d wager you carried those carpets in. Don’t worry bro Im whipped to.
Now that’s what I’m talking about. There’s always a silver lineing.
We have a cordless Shark. Works great on wood floors. The thing is your wife has half the money and all the you know what between her legs. If momma ain’t happy nobody’s happy. Choose your course of action wisely. You could end up with none of either.
RustyhookerI had a wife like that. She got new ownership 12 years ago. Lol!
lmmfao, Rusty I vowed to ignore all your future posts after seeing that horrendous pic you posted on Quads SI page. I retract that vow and you are once again one of the cool kids.
RustyhookerHahaha!!! That idiot needed an eye opener. Sorry you lost your lunch.
Maybe that’s why the new guys calling you playa...
RustyhookerThe savings were tremendous! And fishing/hiking.... much more peaceful. Lol
lmmfao again, Well played cause that youngster sure called rusty "PLAYA"
Lol yea he did.
seems like you have a harmonious relationship lol
We really do SM, I love her