The shittiest steroid of all time
Hey kids, Ed here with a little insight on the shittiest steroid of all time.
"Whatchoo talkin' bout Ed steroids are good!"
Yes, I know kids, I love steroids like Monster666 loves a giant herpes inflicted cock in his mouth, but there is one that I have found out about on my own that is as shitty as it gets, and that my friends is prednisone.
Due to serious health issues my docs put me on a heavy dose of the shit and holy shit kids what a horrible experience. You can't sleep on the shit, it makes you crazy as hell, yes kids, last night I threw my new 60 inch Samsung series 9 television out the window because of bad judging in the men's figure skating event. ( I'm still pissed about that)
This shit makes you bloat, it makes your ligaments and bones weak, and it destroys your immune system so you catch every damn thing that you are exposed to. All the shit that I've caught makes me feel like Monster666's mom after a Panamanian ghetto gang bang.
The mentality on this shit is like running high doses of tren with a major catabolic effect.
My doc before putting me on this said that there is a chance of it causing psychosis? Lol. Yeah I've got that and I have a van full of duct taped hookers parked outside to prove it.
"Whatever Ed, you were killing hookers long before prednisone."
That's true kids but that's not the point that I am trying to make.
Hell, I don't know what point I am trying to make. My sleep habits rival that of Monster666's meth whore sister. How the hell am I supposed to make any point?
Right now I'm currently off cycle, but those days are numbered. My question for any of you bros out there is this: has anyone ever had any issues running cycles alongside prednisone?
As much as I hate the shit it is keeping me alive so stopping isn't really an option. I just want to feel like superman again.
Don't get me wrong. I am still a big bastard and could kill 99.4 percent of all hookers with a single death punch... But that's still a drop from my 99.98 percent record.
Any words of wisdom on the subject would be appreciated. Sorry to be such a Whiney bitch. I forgot to mention prednisone has also started to grow me a vagina. Which I would complain about but I won't because the vagina is conveniently located on the palm of my left hand and has been somewhat enjoyable.
All my love,
No homo
Ed
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They put me on it about 3 or 4 times over the years to treat disc herniation pain in my lower lumbar. It didn't have much of a negative effect on me at all. I've had a few rounds of oral 5 day cycles of the shit! As well as epidurals. I know one thing, it makes my back stop hurting. The sides you experience, weird. I never heard of ppl complaining aside from water retention/bloat. Granted I was on cycle most of the time and usually in beast mode so I don't act like a pussy when I sneeze like some ppl. Pppffff! Carry on.
I love having a vajaja! Give it some time you'll start to like it more and more.... However if you start having a period I would defiantly seek medical attention.
every time ive been on prednisone it makes me hungry as an ox and bloats me the fuck up. and since im allergic to poison ivy every time i get it thats their go to cure. fuckin kills me. and as to the question about running a cycle while using prednisone i couldnt tell you their interactions with each compound but i do know enough to tell you to keep the weight light even if you know you can lift heavier. huge risk of injury and yes i know from personal experience lol
RustyhookerI laughed so hard i derped!
Cortico steroids have negative interactions with deca.. Deca lowers Cortisol. As far as other roids.....i dunno
my mother is on this stuff..lol...
That's some funny shit , but in all seriousness the biggest problem I would for see is possibly increasing water retention even more then gear alone. Thus, your BP maybe difficult to control .
Ed- Ive been on and off prednisone for an immune prob for some time. It has side effects but I dont significantly change the way I train, or alter the timing of my cycles or dosages because of it. Excercise recovery isnt as good and your overall gains are suboptimal- Its a burden but you can work around it or through it. It worst properties for us are impairment of healing. If you get PIP from substance X, it will be more intense and last longer when using prednisone in my experience.
Thanks for the insight. I appreciate the input. I wondered if one would be prone to pip infections with the immunosuppressive action of prednisone. I'd give you a point but for some reason this thing got kicked over to off topic. Maybe humor isn't allowed in steroid related discussions. But really that's what this post was about is me trying to learn about issues that I may or may not have while cycling anabolic steroids with cortosteroids.
Perhaps my monster 666 references disqualified me from serious discussion. That's understandable.
Prednisone also affects your coordination. Had to take a run of it a while back and crashed my bike twice while I was on it. Never had a crash before or after prednisone. Nasty stuff.
Great post as always ED! (no homo).
Thanks bud, I haven't noticed many coordination issues but I'm a wrestler. I've got the balance of a cat baby.
Yea man I got like 7 pills left then I'm done.
the point .04% is huge drop for you, and your near flawless 6inch hooker death punch kill ratios
always gold with you brother
feel better
treat yourself to the finer things in life, go out and kill a high class escort for a change, might brighten your spirits,from the normal 2 cent crack hookers
RustycanNow that is sum funny shit ED!! I've been prescribed it b4 usually comes in the taper off as you said dosages six pills first dose five second, so on. The shit comes with a list of sides as long as a dinosaur's dick but I never personally experienced any personally. As for the insomnia there are so many fukng variables in my life that could cause that I could pinpoint the true problem. For instance could be me not sleeping for snoring, or it could be my old lady kicking me in the fkng back bc she can't sleep bc I'm snoring, could be something I ate. Anyway I guess insomnia could be a totes separate thread.
On this subject prednisone is a corticoid steroid which causes catabolic reactions NOT anabolic as with AAS. I find humorous when I sometimes overhear people talking about " yeah the doctor has got me on some steroids" as they poke that little fkn nipple holder they call a chest out a bit and suck in some fresh air of stupidity. I just laugh inside and think this dude thinks he's on AAS and about to swell up big as the house. Not the case big diff between catabolic and anabolic as everyone in this community knows.
Anyway get well soon ED and don't become catabolic, I have to ask do the children always speak back to you ED??? Lol!!
The funniest things about ED's posts is that I always read them hearing Kip's voice, makes it that mush funnier, lol
I'm thinking about getting some just for the vag I'll definitely grow cos Ed says so! Lmao!
Good luck with that stuff bro, doesn't sound nice at all.
Lol, you know some dumbass high school kid is rummaging through his mom and dad's medicine cabinet looking for prednisone.
I'm on a small dose right now for my shingles, I'm about ready to come off it. It definitely messes with you. I'm not on cycle so I can't help out there, but I can relate to the side effects.
Is it true that if shingles form a circle around your body (like from mid back all the way around the belly and to the mid back again) that you will or could die....? I was told this by a unreliable person that's why I ask..
I've heard that shit before but I don't know if there is any truth to it. My Dr said it is on one side of the body or another.
I've heard shingles sucks balls. Here's to a soeedy recovery.
Mine are about gone. Got them on the back of my neck. I was able to get treatment before they spread. Itched like a bitch and felt like cigarette burns.
I agree. I was prescribed prednisone about 6 years ago. He prescribed it to me because I had a rash on my arm.I already had test and tren in me so in started taking the prednisone. It came in like a book or whatever labeled what your supposed to take on what day. So I started taking them well my dumbass decided to go out and get trashed of alcohol. The next day I woke up my entire back was broke out. Really the next year I spent going to specialists to try to get rid of it. It finally went away after a couple years but left me scarred.
Interesting. Thanks for the input.
56tooROFLMFAO. You crazy MOFO!!! Not only did you just get my day going in the right direction but you got me thinking. A good buddy of mine is onn prednisone for some kind of inflammatory bowel problem but he's never mentioned the vagina growth. Im gonna have to get a lil closer to him now maybe a LOT closer!!! I wass gonna tell you yesterday when we were discussing your meds to stay away from your loved ones for a while. Im glad its the tv that took the brunt of your psychosis. Hope things turn around for you soon brother lol
Lol, stay away from my left hand ! It's still homo if the vag is located above the waist even in prison! That's in the no homo rule book section 13.4.
Fortunately, I may have exaggerated slightly on my psychosis. I keep it sweet around the wife and kids. I rented an old mule the other day and he receives the brunt of my beatings.
A mate of mine uses it when his Crohn's disease flares up. Gives him moon face like I've never seen.
Loved the Twinkie and fat sister line Ed. Glad you've still got your sense of humour. Speedy recovery mate.
Thanks bud. That Crohn's can be pretty nasty.
How long do you have to stay on it Ed? It usually is relatively short term, but your situation may be different due to the seriousness.
I don't know brother. They were hoping to start tapering me down by now. It's one of those drugs that you can't just stop and go cold turkey. It has to be a slow taper. I guess as soon as I start showing more improvements they'll start a taper. How long is anyone's guess right now.
Anonif you got a karma point for every time you dissed monster666, you'd be ahead of VIKE right now LOL!
its really odd that you PM'd me before I saw this asking me how I felt, my response being "bloated and shitty" due to me being on prednisone right now (just took 30mg). I noticed last time I took it, when I tried to do anything like shrugs or any heavy lifting, my spine would ache - at this time I was on cycle.. ALL the way from L5-C1
Yeah it's some weird shit. Miracle drug in some ways but a killer in others.
Lol, I know. I've lost track of him. I know he's around and He's pretty easy to bait. An insult to his massive ego is like putting a chocolate covered Twinkie in front of his fat sister. That shit ain't gonna last.
It's only a matter of time before he blows..
It's in his genetics to blow easily. He gets that from his momma.