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+ 5 Cops in the gym on the juice

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As a bro of the juice, you get a pretty keen eye to who is on the juice and who is not on the juice. Being around as long as I have, 99.64% of the time I can tell if someone is riding the tiger. Even the fat guys in the gym who think the tren cycle is going to somehow burn off the regular habit of all you can eat pizza only to reveal that chiseled freak that they know wants to come out.
We all notice, we all look. We know our own. The delts, the nipples, the acne, the intensity, and the sudden change in language from English to “Middle-English-Bro “. It’s not hard to recognize. My favorite subspecies of juicer is the Bro-Cop.
You see them in the gym, getting big, pushing hard, just like the rest of us…But…when they come across you, and they see your size, they know that you are on the juice too, and they get a little quiet, because when you look them in the eyes and smile (no homo) they know, that you know, that they know, that you know that they are on the juice too.
But, just because they know that you know that they know that you know they are on the juice…doesn’t mean they won’t bust you. They will bust you…
They will bust faster than Rusty on a date with a real girl.
It’s important to be careful. Don’t make eye contact and smile too often.

https://youtube.com/shorts/O9W6BgVTFts?si=UY1F83qgLnzKMuC1

Have a happy Monday.
All my love, no homo
Ed

76's picture

When it comes down to it, their job has nothing to do with what they do or don't believe in.

isebas76's picture

Dont forget the SARMs Kids that are aiming for a heart attack before 40

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nails337's picture

All the respect for the men and women of law enforcement! Abtw, their are bad apples in every profession! Even hairdressers

crystal_test's picture

FACT: Im most states it take more training hours to be a hair dresser than a cop.

Milfpounder's picture

I have a good friend who buys his gear from a cop, who buys his gear from here. Fucking wild world we live in.

Cops are some big time hippocrites

NWApatches's picture

Well It shouldn't be illegal in the first place. I endorse, support and enable any and all men to use gear. Police, ice, whatever they do for a living.

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Squatch710's picture

So do you think all other drugs should be legal? Also are the police using illegal drugs not hypocrites for arresting people for using drugs?

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NWApatches's picture

Narcotic drugs should not be legal. Anabolics and narcotic drugs shouldn't be spake in the same sentence.

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Milfpounder's picture

And astronauts. And ESPECIALLY sanitation workers. LAUNCHING GARBAGE IN TO GARBAGE PILES.

All public employees should be on gear. MANDATORY.

MILFPOUNDER for city council.

Scrawny-to-not's picture

I read that in Shakes voice and it had me ROLLING Biggrin

Aggieguy's picture

I am a voter and I am all for a pounding for the benefit of the city

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NWApatches's picture

Yes lawd! Amen!

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Spool's picture

There is a degree of etiquette involved with this dynamic. We size each other up as men, we both know the positions we are in respectively, respect is typically established with relative ease. Then the code of chivalry can be understood, life goes on. I got yours if you got mine, Time to work.

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NWApatches's picture

Literally had police in my house to get me and of course went through it and found a Walmart sack full of vials and didn't care.

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NWApatches's picture

Some of my bros wear the badge. Met them in the gym. The icebreaker conversation that started our friendships was "what are you running bro" these cops ARE NOT BUSTING FOLKS ON PERSONAL USE ANABOLICS. they don't give a fuck

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Aggieguy's picture

I don't care what anyone thinks, I am not ever telling some stranger I am on gear! In fact there is basically only a few people who know and thats because they are my close friends and they either want to or do use gear themselves.
There are several cops and military guys who use gear but it's something you do not go around and advertise. Yes I can point out gear users in the gym as well but I don't say a word about gear to them.

P.S. I do like that show though

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NWApatches's picture

There comes a point where it is painfully obvious. Why deny it?

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Aggieguy's picture

Because it's none of their business. If they are my close friend that is different but a stranger nah. I know they probably think I am and I do get stared at while at the gym but I am not going to confess to a stranger. It's always diet and exercise for the answer.

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NWApatches's picture

I gotcha. So if another dude you can tell is running gear walks up to you in the gym and says "looking good man what's the stack" you putting it out there or just saying whatever's in the chicken breast

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Milfpounder's picture

"praying to my lord a savior Jesus Christ got me this big" amen.

NWApatches's picture

Praise the lort

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Aggieguy's picture

I would say I am probably running the same stack as you, chicken and broccoli. They would have to start the convo and start talking gear for me to say anything about it and even then not a loud convo especially if others are around. I can point out every dude on gear including the young bucks but I do not approach them and ask them about it.

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BakeNShake2oh9's picture

This might be a shitty opinion to some, but I wish it was more common to see cops on juice. Regardless of how you feel about the current political climate in the USA, I think we can all agree there is a large number of fat and out of shape people in law enforcement, just like most professions. If people were in better shape and more confident in their physical ability, we might have some better outcomes. This can be used to describe most professions honestly.

Aggieguy's picture

I would rather see a cop on juice than some 400lb blob that can barely breathe.

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press1's picture

Anyway - Where do you keep buggering off to Ed??!! Coming on once every 12 months isn't gonna cut it - this place needs you!

press1's picture

They will bust faster than Rusty on a date with a real girl.

LMFAOOO If only Rusty was still on here to see this .....