+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tread-mHeeeeeeeeeeeeeere kitty kitty....Meow, have a lil warm milk hurrrrrrrr!
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That's Cause HPG gets pissed off at the midgets... SO it's more like a cat, gerbil fight
Oh I Feel Ya
Its the benadryl honey...just go to sleep.
tread-mYour hate midgets is astounding!
Awwww hell who am I fooling, you"re right sweetie, I'm off to sleep and give me a few hrs and I'll be right as rain! ; )
Trust me...it'll do you some good. And if u are havin a lil trouble just tip bak a few from the 30 pack..it werks better than nyquil. Your gurl knows best honey!! How u tjink i got to lookin this good!? Diet and exercise??? Pfffd puh leeezz!!
tread-mWorks pretty well sweetie, I stopped off and picked up some camels too, going to start smoking and see if that's just the edge I've needed all along to take me pro! Its like slin , you hold off and hold off but eventually you know you need the smokes to go big show!
Sgt. now you know buying votes would be completely wrong! (I'll swing by after my shift to night)
Guys, where are the goats???
i found mermaids
Ummmm XV... That's Greg! He likes to wrap his lower half in saran wrap and pretend to be a mermaid! He can't help it he's got some serious gyno!
Hey, those are water wings -I swear!
...And the saran wrap just keeps me from embarrassing myself. WIth all the Test and viagra I've been taking I need to tie things down if you will.... I've got no explanation for the water fins and wig.
We get it Greg it's all good my friend however.... Next time do not tell the noobs as they are entering the farm that you can grant the and wish! The last noobs still wondering around out there kicking like a damn donkey thinking that was your idea of a little ass!
are there any mergoats?
Find tred and you'll find the goats.
I think they are missing! Missing I tell you !!
Did You Mention They Were Missing? some Ones Getting Some Goat Love Today
I filed a missing goat report but it went to Tread and I don't think he processed it completely.. He was being all shifty and shit.. kind of made me wonder if he was hiding something.. the gerbils are missing too! This is the last time I get left in charge!
Trust me...yah dont wanna let him be "in control" next time just ask me..i gots dis!!
I ask him where you was at!! He said she sleeping "ain't got no time fo dis" I shouldn't known better!
I am tellin ya..this carb deplete is killer tjis go round!! I am sleeping and dont even know it.
tread-mWhat I really love when you are all out of carbs is when you take something to keep you awake so we can spend more time together. Like the quart of benadryl you drank earlier tonight telling me "this will give us all kinds of time together honey". I just looked it up and its not an upper! If my math is right as per your dose and body weight, I'll get to talk to you by Sunday ; /
LMFAO!!! Im up now! Guess the effects wore off earlier..thats because i have the genetics of a superhero...smoking 2 packs a day and drinkin a thirty pack in one sure is helpin!
tread-mWe'll have you lookin like Larry the Cable guy in no time! Shave that belly , spray tan and you'll be ready! Ready for what I don't know but phuckin ready anyway! We're 2 weeks out baby, time to roll the non-filter camels and do the real work!
glad You're Still Training Theses Girls Like World War III is Coming And The Only Cure Is Finding The Man that Is Carrying The Magic Semen.
Smoke Away Baby, You're gonna Need It Lol
tread-mIts the work we were destined for brother, if not us then who! We are Gods among men and this torch must be carrried, we got this!
who wants to to play pin the newby in the goat pen
Wait a Gosh Durn minute.. Who's the freaking newby???
well we were going to put you at the end of the list but wheres my manners.....Ladies first lol
Anyone younger than me.
Wait a minute.. that's not fair.. Dinosaurs are younger than you!!
im bulking to 300lbs, Im gunna eat that goat lol
sgtstedankoThat's why we got the chicken coup, brother. Lights are on 24/7,for eggs. Milk the goats, eat the eggs, etc, type of thing : )
gregs gonna trip when one of his goats are gone lmao
BTW How did the cave get unpinned from the offtopic
so are we going to milk these goats? , time to grow
I'm pretty sure they plan on milking but not from the tits! Just sayin
you must have been thru this before lol
I don't think greg is too fond of anyone touching his goats in the nipple area's, he gets sensitive......go figure
Naw, It's ok... the process is the same for male and female goats. Suction.
Has to be natural though, they get skittish around mechanical contraptions.
I think its the vibration that makes them buck???
Captain DickMcL...have no fear!!.. Captain DickMclongCock is here... give me the goats
GREG!!!! THE CAPTAINS TRYING TO RUN OFF WITH YOUR GOATS!!!
p.s. take them behind the cave, just don't let greg see you
dont.. i know what he really wants to do to those goats
make sure he knows milking a dry utter will get him nothing but kicked off the milking stool
coming in from around the back of the cave...
Has anyone told the captain that the udder has more than one teat?
...Never mind, leave him alone, he looks like he's having fun.
I don't think that was the utter
tread-mHe asked which one and I said one or the udder. 50/50 chance to get it right and he fugged it up!
I think someone told him it was good for the skin