+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CleyonI don't know what that means, and I'm not going to look it up.
Cleyon"The Suck Dick"? Really? How about "Senior Verga Chupra", that would have been better.
I'm cool with that bro. Lol. It's your knickname. You earned it.
CleyonThanks for giving me your blessing.
tread-mI need all key cave playas to report to the main lobby please!
sounds like an important situatuon we gotz going on, whats the good word my guru friend
tread-mBrother its time to cave up, we may have to run some 2 for 1 specials up in this mofo to drag some new members up in here. Buy a popeboy and get a free Tread and a subscription to Goats weekly? Whatcha think?
dude i just started a new job and they are working me 13-15 hours a day and I havent been able to get on here in a minute so i am just reading this and I gotta say thats some funny shit, "Goats Weekly subscription" ha ha man ima be honest with ya thats got a great ring to it but I think if we put a V.I.P. section here for the cave vets and where there would be private goat rides I think the newby's will be wanting to pay to become cave members, im just saying, whatcha think
tread-mLmaaaaooooooooooo...."goat rides"!!! I love it! Wild boyzzzz forever brother. Quit that damn job and get a paper route Nooka, lets do dis thang!
I dont care what anyone says we are going to be the first to ring the bell on the pony though lol hmmmm....... " The paper boi " nooka we going old skool up in dis biaatch
tread-mBOOOOOM! "THE POPE BOI"...BAZIIIING! NOW WHAT BITCHEZZZZZ! BRUTHA, I have a couple new recruits we're about to haze up in this mofo..Ed/Cley.. these girls bout to play goat for the re-grand opening and eeerrrrrrrrbody gets free goat rides! Wait till you see these dorks my man, we have our work cut out for us but we'll make men out of them before the cave boot camp is over you wait and see! These l?ittle biatchezzzz bout to get some old school beat down up on they asses! Btw..this Ed character "thinks" he's a wrestler so watch this mental midget. If he shoots on you brother introduce a ?little poboy flying knee up in his grill and holla reall loud, BOOOOOM, WHAT NOW BIATCH!
Play Goat? This Cracker doesn't play goat I'll play BULL Buffalo on your ass. You'll be shakin' like Cleyon does when he eats a bratwurst!
As far as "thinking" I'm a wrestler...Well, no shots here, I'll go Greco Roman on your ass with Ed Throws baby.. BOOOM! Bring the POBOY Flying knee! That may work in the Treadman dude rassling but not here!
On a side note, I really appreciate the invite fellas, I'll definately bring some rice crispy treats for everyone. I'm really looking forward to getting to know the Pope. I've always gotten along with Catholics.
tread-mWelcome welcome Nooka..tell you something else you best get used to, the backside of Treads hand for the boot camp duration cuz You my bitch now and your camp name is Edilingus...what now!
Edilingus, Treadilingus, you won't know the difference by the time I'm done. Besides, I'm counting on Cleyon's lap dances to keep you homos distracted while I hook up with the ladies.
tread-mI'll let you in on a lil secret spanky. The only ladies you kook up with are the ladies Tread didn't want, you feel me. The Big dog takes what belongs to him and whats left is for the puppies. Its alright brother, I"ll leave you a little something nice and you can even have a few I ruined. Oh sure, they'll call my name out in the night and never look you in the face cuz they're thinking about me, but hey, you had the honor of being with a Tread graduate and thats big shit where I come from. Welcome to the jungle baby!
Lol. I'm cool with leftovers. I'll just pretend that they are hookers... You know I like me some hookers bro.
tread-mSoujnds great brother just don't kill all our ladies in cave we're trying to launder a little money here. That and we have an organization of midgets that dress up and sell girl scout cookies but I'll tell you about that later.
Damn bro. You know I've gotta be killing them when I'm done.
tread-mWe'll bring in some kill stunt doubles and switch out the cave ladies for crack ho's right before the deal goes sour.
That should work.... I gottsta be chokin my hoes.
tread-mIts ho round up time boys!
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Anonis Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch ???
http://youtu.be/bONBlJNt0I0
tread-mLol...just saw this. Yeah fuggit, choke me I'm bored!
alright... who scared off the hookers!!! pope!!
why it gotta be me? lol
... i thought you were the pimp... ;-P
I am da pimp, but I didnt scare da hookers away, you know the freaks come out at night lol
tread-mI borrowed 5 of KMC's border collies brother, let's get these ho's rounded up!!!
see thats why your a valued member of this community, I just gotta figure out if that was one of your automated responces or not lol
tread-mLol...no this one is actually me brother I promise! Let's call this the 2012 Ho roundup and call it a damn party!!! It'll be like a rodeo but we can call it a Hodeo...NOOKA SAID WHAAAAAT!
TxBigBoysaddle up bitches!!!!!
tread-mBOOOOOM! WELCOME TO HODEO DRIVE BEEEAAAATCHEZZZZ!
Is it strange I haven't been in here in a month and when y'all start talking about rounding up your hoes I some how wandered in here..... I think it's time to do some self reflecting. This is not a good sign!
tread-mWell, I have to confess. I ordered these new traps from Acme called "trick a ho". Problem is we snare a couple of nice girls in them on occassion too. You are welcome to stay as long as you have a strong stomache? Tx and I get to ho'in and it gets a tad nasssteeeeee'!!!..of course when Pope rolls in and the trifecta gets together you better have some head gear girl !
Anonlol.. I just wandered in also BeachGirl.. feel like maybe we need to have a cave cleaning ..
tread-mYou think? Last time I smelled stank like this I was using stink bait fishing for channel cat down in south Texas in the sewer!!!
Seriously!!!! We are not their hookers! We came in to clean up, not because they called us!
giddy-up!!!! nothin like a good ol' fashion ho wranglin'
tread-mAhhhhh...reminds me of spring break when I was a kid! Hell Ho wranglin is as American as apple pie and VD!
Where da hell is tread-man, I got a prop cocktail waiting on his ass, its summer bout time to crack a bottle
Happy Independence Day freaks! I skipped an all night party last night to take over Russia, twice. Actually, a Russian student who just turned 23. She can barely speak American, but hey... who gives a shit.. Myself just turned 30 on the 1st, never been with a girl closer than 3 years to my own age. 30?? I have better hormone levels than a 17 year old... So time to go spray my hair red, white and blue, pin some test and mast, go eat, drink and head in town to watch the fireworks on the banks of the Charles. Don't blow off too many fingers, it'll be impossible to push that bar up!
you too bro!!!
HAPPY 3RD OF SEPTOBER EVERYBODY!!! Wait maybe its still the 2nd, nonetheless I hope everybody has a great Hallogivingmas Day!!!!!
The way you guys talk you should consider having a meet up party or a cruise or something! That would be one hell of a party!
TxBigBoyA long time ago we said the same thing, I think we decided on cancun or something
I'll be your huckleberry! That would be a blast
x2 Ready to get down!
I need a body gaurd to beat the fat chicks and the old chicks off me! Plus Girlrilla is always chasing some hoochie away lol!
So am I the only one who is a fat chic magnet? And they come at me hard, super aggressive , touchy feely, and straight up raunchy! Can't just be me right? I know some of you big sexy mufukers get it too. The hot chics barely look at me! Wtf!