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RETARDS!!! There are even more of you now : ( By choice, lack of breadth of vision, etc; Certainly not birth : )

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OK. First things first... There are way too many complete fucking morons on this fine site. It's getting really depressing. ~~~
Douchebags, (You probably don't know who you are)

Here are some basic ground rules...

1. DON'T POST TRACKING NUMBERS! NOT EVEN PARTIAL TRACKING #s

2. DON'T EVER POST WHERE YOU ARE SENDING MONEY TO; OR EVEN HOW YOU SENT THE $! WTF!!

3. DON'T POST YOUR REAL NAME!

4. DON'T EVER FUCKING POST THE NAME OF THE SELLER! NEVER!!! WTF!!!

4. BE WILLING TO ACCEPT A LOSS. Seizure by federalies, Fake gear, etc. It happens

5. STOP BITCHING ABOUT SHIPPING TIMES {Not a review, by the way!} Yes, it can possibly take a month or so to get to you.

6. IF SOMEONE ASKS YOUR ADVICE, AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING HE/SHE DOESN'T. HELP OUT! Look brother, even if you're a complete moron, you could still be smarter than the dude asking the question. So don't be afraid to look stupid. We don't want some 16 year old dude trying to guesstimate how much insulin he should add to his cycle; shooting a mixture of Masteron/Trenbolone directly into his eyeball, and taking 500 mgs/day of winstrol rectally, popping Anadrol every 10 minutes like they're pez, and masturbating w/Testosterone cream. Although that last one sounds like something I'd do : ) All because some dude at the gym said that's how some big time movie star got shredded for his last film...

7. Try not to have tunnel vision. Try to keep an open mind and be receptive to other ideas and opinions. Offer your knowledge; once again, on this site, I see a whole lot of wisdom and power readily available. It would be a shame to waste it.

8. Review section/Source intro pages. This isn't facebook! I don't give a fuck what you had for breakfast, how your day's going, etc. tell me how good the gear is, how long it took to get to your door, if the guys an asshole to deal with, how well the source communicates, etc, etc, etc. That's all I need to know... Note: Anything other than Quality of the gear, really isn't a review. & No, {got my order today, it's G2G}. IS NOT A FUCKING REVIEW EITHER!

9. HAVE ALL YOUR GEAR, PCT, etc, w/Extra of everything; BEFORE YOU START YOUR CYCLE! I do this, before even planning my next cycle.

10. Use proper CaPiTalIZatiOn, and Spell Check. In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capitalization.

For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Is everybody clear on that?

Alrighty, I'm starting to rant, so I'll end this. Sorry ~

P.S.

SUPPLIERS TAKE NOTE ~ Some of you seem to already know this. Thank you Smile

Business 1. The old school mentality of Fuck them before they fuck you won't fly for long anymore. Thanks BFG

  1. Take good care of your customers. Make them happy, and you'll have repeat cust:)

  2. Put out a GOOD, if not GREAT QUALITY product, and no matter what stand behind it 100%, minus reshipping if seized of course. {Your Choice. If you want to reship. I can see both sides}

  3. Keep your overhead as low as possible while still accomplishing the above and you will be golden for a long time.

  4. Word of mouth advertising always works best.

  5. Have adequate customer service.

  6. Security and discretion are both very important as well! (MONEY IS NEVER MORE IMPORTANT THAN KEEPING YOUR FAMILY SAFE...And you staying FREE)

    In closing. I'm sorry if I offended anyone. Fuck You, You Fucking Fucks. Vote Republican...

Kind Regards - Sarge ~

MegaT883's picture

Glad somebody said it. Post of the Year!

Nitti's picture

The year 2011. Lol

Crewkid93's picture

Hahaha great advise bang bang

Pale's picture

Looks like rock solid advice to me. +1

kodiakGRRL's picture

Most days my socks do not match .. lol..

mwagsgurly's picture

oh the ever so stinging crack of the whip. set them straight. every word is true though.

B52-BODY's picture

great post !!!

Pmob's picture

Glad to know your a Republican !! L.O.L Good post brother !!

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EmeraldLaoch's picture

Perfect. Period.

Nitti's picture

Ohh a fucking gem!

KMC's picture

Posting names, addresses, phone #'s of someone that ripped you or a bunch of others off (or their mules) is probably something best done in PM's and not on an open board,...........may they fucking burn in HELL.

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KMC's picture

I'm not that mean,.................but I have been known to light a fire under their ass, They either learn quick or burn to death.

7gothic761 @ KMC..............3 months ago

I'm still putting together the "MEAN Old Bastard's Club", and I've already appointed you President....They don't get any meaner than KMC.

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KMC's picture

1) DON'T POST TRACKING NUMBERS!

You could even add partial tracking number to that.

Why You Ask ???

Post the last 3 digits and the 2 letter suffix (country code), if the package is coming from a small european country that ships 10,000 packages a week to the US.
Customs only has to look for those last 3 digits on the bill of lading (that is what computers are really good at). In theory only 1 package in 1,000 will have those last 3 digits, 10,000 packages, with the aid of their computer customs will only need to look at 10 packages to intercept your gear, but it gets worse, knowing the approximate size of package to look for, they may only need to look at 5 or less.

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KMC's picture

Now you know why I yell so much.

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Competitor's picture

Well that cracked me up too. Importantly you raise some very very valid points concerning this site, with humour to boot!

JOEDIEZ's picture

Yea, what he said. "Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse." had me rollin in front of clients. they were probably thinking i was on facebook.

popeboy1's picture

last time i had my uncle jack off i got kicked!!! kinda of felt like my 1st propionate injection, i kindly asked my uncle to stop kicking me and we didnt have that problem any more ha ha ha

dart69's picture

As a newbie here i can say i "Amen to that".A nice source is a godsend in todays world of "Big brother is watching"..Good post.

JOEDIEZ's picture

yea i was thinking the same thing, "vote republican" ????? why the dems will fuck you just as hard, if thats what you're into.

jab's picture

@ sgtstedanko, that was beautiful! I laughed my ass off at "winstrol rectally" that may become a new gear name "Rectrol" roflmao!
Jab.

dan88's picture

Nice post sgt sted...I had a rant earlier through the week and trust me I definetley know how you felt on this one Biggrin

KMC's picture

I was going to start a thread tomorrow called OPSEC that hit on a bunch of you points.

I'll ad more later.

In the end once it's been edited and refined, IT REALLY SHOULD BE A STICKY

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BFG's picture

Looking forward to it!