OK. First things first... There are way too many complete fucking morons on this fine site. It's getting really depressing. ~~~
Douchebags, (You probably don't know who you are)

Here are some basic ground rules...

1. DON'T POST TRACKING NUMBERS! NOT EVEN PARTIAL TRACKING #s

2. DON'T EVER POST WHERE YOU ARE SENDING MONEY TO; OR EVEN HOW YOU SENT THE $! WTF!!

3. DON'T POST YOUR REAL NAME!

4. DON'T EVER FUCKING POST THE NAME OF THE SELLER! NEVER!!! WTF!!!

4. BE WILLING TO ACCEPT A LOSS. Seizure by federalies, Fake gear, etc. It happens

5. STOP BITCHING ABOUT SHIPPING TIMES {Not a review, by the way!} Yes, it can possibly take a month or so to get to you.

6. IF SOMEONE ASKS YOUR ADVICE, AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING HE/SHE DOESN'T. HELP OUT! Look brother, even if you're a complete moron, you could still be smarter than the dude asking the question. So don't be afraid to look stupid. We don't want some 16 year old dude trying to guesstimate how much insulin he should add to his cycle; shooting a mixture of Masteron/Trenbolone directly into his eyeball, and taking 500 mgs/day of winstrol rectally, popping Anadrol every 10 minutes like they're pez, and masturbating w/Testosterone cream. Although that last one sounds like something I'd do : ) All because some dude at the gym said that's how some big time movie star got shredded for his last film...

7. Try not to have tunnel vision. Try to keep an open mind and be receptive to other ideas and opinions. Offer your knowledge; once again, on this site, I see a whole lot of wisdom and power readily available. It would be a shame to waste it.

8. Review section/Source intro pages. This isn't facebook! I don't give a fuck what you had for breakfast, how your day's going, etc. tell me how good the gear is, how long it took to get to your door, if the guys an asshole to deal with, how well the source communicates, etc, etc, etc. That's all I need to know... Note: Anything other than Quality of the gear, really isn't a review. & No, {got my order today, it's G2G}. IS NOT A FUCKING REVIEW EITHER!

9. HAVE ALL YOUR GEAR, PCT, etc, w/Extra of everything; BEFORE YOU START YOUR CYCLE! I do this, before even planning my next cycle.

10. Use proper CaPiTalIZatiOn, and Spell Check. In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capitalization.

For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Is everybody clear on that?

Alrighty, I'm starting to rant, so I'll end this. Sorry ~

P.S.

SUPPLIERS TAKE NOTE ~ Some of you seem to already know this. Thank you

Business 1. The old school mentality of Fuck them before they fuck you won't fly for long anymore. Thanks BFG

1. Take good care of your customers. Make them happy, and you'll have repeat cust:)

2. Put out a GOOD, if not GREAT QUALITY product, and no matter what stand behind it 100%, minus reshipping if seized of course. {Your Choice. If you want to reship. I can see both sides}

3. Keep your overhead as low as possible while still accomplishing the above and you will be golden for a long time.

4. Word of mouth advertising always works best.

5. Have adequate customer service.

6. Security and discretion are both very important as well! (MONEY IS NEVER MORE IMPORTANT THAN KEEPING YOUR FAMILY SAFE...And you staying FREE)

   In closing. I'm sorry if I offended anyone. Fuck You, You Fucking Fucks. Vote Republican...

Kind Regards - Sarge ~