Detailed map of the clit, for a 12 year old!
Ok, so my girl went home to her moms house unannounced this afternoon to find her little 12yo,"I think" bro evidently deep In the throws of Passion with a hustler mag. She is revolted. Tells her mom. Poor guy is in an all estrogen house already... My questions are these. Do you guys,&gals think that it would be alright if I got him a subscription to playboy? as it's one of my personals, and I could get a two year subscription for like $20, I think. I'm also thinking that with the last issue, I'll include a detailed map/pamphlet? Wdyt? My girl says eeewww, absolutely not! But I thought of the old saying if I knew then, what I know now... And I figure, maybe if he grows up, gets a good job. He'll remember my assistance. & help support my gear expenditure. "always thinking ahead" I know some of you dudes were expecting a different post, with the title. Ya'll are on the wrong site:)
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AnonJust think about this.. lets say you provide the mag to the TWELVE YEAR OLD..how would it look to like say a teacher.. because you know the child is going to go TELL ALL of his buddies. Then the teacher reports it to Social Services.. Social Services comes to investigate and they remove said child from the home because the Mother's boyfriend has provided inappropriate sexual material to a MINOR... then YOU, get charged with .. um.. a SEX OFFENSE ... think about explaining that in a criminal court.. just a thought..
This made me think of my buddy who is a criminal defense lawyer. Right now he is defending a dude that bought his 14 y/o daughter a vibrator. Figured it would keep her from being sexually active. I'm guessing the courts would look at this similarly if word got out. Glad u decided against it.
sgtstedankoThat really happen brother? That's the chick double standard though dude:) that's why I'm gonna look into homeschooling. Figured that I would keep my girls chained to the furnace in the basement. Just bring em down a turkey sandwich&water occasionally. Maybe sand bag the front porch, and stand out front w/u nice weapon of choice. Can't go wrong that way:)
That sounds like Joseph Fritzl without the incestuous (fuck knows if I spelt that right) raping. I'd suggest a 50 cal for the front but they're a bit big really for batting little kids away that are trying to steal your daughters. Try a gpmg instead.
AnonOr I had an older brother that was 6'3" and built like a pro football player, it was very effective in scaring off potential dates. No one came back after the first visit. He let me come up to some of his frat parties when I was a senior in high school and introduce me to everyone as his "little" sister. I'd spend the whole evening by myself because everyone was afraid to talk to me lest they suffer his wrath.
sgtstedanko@barbie...:( hey leave my mommy out of this. She did the best she could. She loved/loves me, & my daddy was just in it for the spankings... yeah, yeah, yeah, I was mommy's little angel, until she came downstairs to my room one weekend evening thinking some girl was dying. No, she was not:) thank god I moved out shortly there after. She never looked at me the same. FYI, I got unto an ivy league school, and played baseball as well. My moms rocks:) thx hot barbie
sgtstedankoBarbie, that's spoken like true good mom. No one will ever be good enough for your son. Until you catch him in your basement w/some young strange:( as a male, now is the time football, or other fundamentals, schooling doesn't come into play until so-Jr yr high school... And I had you pegged for the pagent mom type:)
AnonWell honey, that's where your momma went wrong..
See we A everything -even the state tests..highest score 600,mine came in 596 ..
and as my mother did to my only brother -- she'd take his lil sisters to the side and tell us( GET RID OF THAT GIRL) and we did..lol. My brother married at 36 the wife my mom liked.lol
awe.. and my son has lots of sister to watch over him (keep him safe). oh, yes , pageant mom as well. They never leave house w/out sunscreen on, hair styled it all..lol.. I expect the same from them.
And for the record no,football I don't like football.
I'm baseball mom.. All Stars..
Baseball is such a boring sport.
AnonAh, well it is a strategic sport , does require a lot of thinking.. I can see where this might be a problem for you .rflmao..♥
sgtstedanko@Hollywood...I fig i'd get him a two yr subscription to playboy, & include the "map" w/the last issue. So he'd be 14 going on 15 by then. Prob not the best idea I've had, but... wait, wait, wait. Didn't Ted bundy kill&eat homos though, hrdgrrl?
you're thinking of Dahmer...
Anonthat was John Gacy the clown killer young boys- Ted Bundy was young women then pre-teen ..
Gacy just killed... Dahmer ate them
Northern Gearhe also stole the hosts of americas most wanted's 6 year old son...and brutally murdered him http://www.newser.com/story/84509/did-jeffrey-dahmer-murder-adam-walsh.html
Northern Gearno, bundy had a pornography addiction, that led to S&M addiction, that they figure eventually led him to picking up random girls, saying "my car wont start mind giving me a boost" he seemed nice and friendly to them, then smashed thier heads in with a tire iron, and fucked thier brains out...later putting slutty looking make-up on thier corpses and leaving them on trails and alleys for the public to find. an outstanding guy!
sgtstedankoOoohhhh, I think I just found my new source. Imagine the conversations we could have about sadistic fucks to help combat post cycle depression:) I happen to be addicted to internet porn. Does this mean I'm gonna need to purchase a new tire iron, and/or end up like the Gimp in pulp fiction? Smashed, then Fucked? Maybe, its the hopeless romantic in me, but for some reason, that just doesn't appeal to me. Call me old fashioned:)
AnonOMG... I would kill YOU stego-man, first off right now its school ..you are to succeed there is no time for GIRLS-- strait A's nothing less....Oh, I get those moms telling me 'oh, they'll be so cute together"... I think not! your Daugther isn't good enough for my son, oh yea.. Second the sports you are to win and be the STAR of the team . So no, there is no time for girls...
This lil momma didn't play house for you to throw it all away on a girl...
I think best if you don't want your stuff cut-off don't be adding to those hormones.. for you sake,Stego-man
damn... sooooo glad u weren't my mom : /
Anonwhy I would saved you, and look at the bright side.. you would be driving a car, and not a DANGEROUS MOTORCYCLE.. and you'd have a wife to do laundry making sure you're eating right.
mine was worse... she was catholic.
sgtstedankoOuch:(
Most of our brethren couldn't find the clit WITH THE MAP (and a compass), whats a 12yr old gonna do with it??
Northern Geari laughed... funny cause its true.
Northern GearTed bundy in the making...
AnonEveryone thought Ted Bundy was a great guy......
Northern Gearyour even sicker than i thought.
AnonAh..NO...hello what are you trying to create here? You're letting him do things that he needs to be more mentally mature for. Curiosity is fine but the mg doesn't yeah responsibility or what it means to interact socially.
sgtstedankoLol! @Rods, I Did to. I turned out ok. No regrets, except that whole PENIS turning into a flamethrower in the 90s:( I've pretty much decided against it. I told him that I'm an open book, and I'll answer any questions he's got, honestly. Gave him my cell, etc. I don't know though...
AnonDon't bro let nature take its course. I did the stupid thing of loosing mine at 14 and i can tell you it didnt work really well. Much better when someone is 17-18 even if he is a man/boy. Like greg said you might cause him harm rather than good.
sgtstedankoAaahhh, the Sears catalog. My first love; after I did an awkward face plant down the stairs:) adolescence? Apologizing? Damnit Greg, once again your prob right. Although, I don't think that they budget these days for anything other than nap time these days;little lone renaissance art, etc. Have you seen some of the review posts on here? Teehee. Betty&Veronica. I was just thinking that the young lad should have a better class of woman to look at, than the kind that std's get regularly tested for... They do, do it better though:) as far as the porky's hole in the wall/attic, just him&his mom. I think those scars could be detrimental. If he could even figure out the whole battery pack for the drill. Illegality!? Damn, I'm gonna have to keep paying for my gear:(
Adolescence is foreplay. You don’t want to rush too fast and spoil the fun.
Worse yet you’ll be causing him great harm.
How will he learn to draw if he’s not forced to trace Veronica and Betty in the Archie comic books without their clothes? Or from the bra models in the Sears catalog?
How will he learn to appreciate fine works of art given to us from the renaissance painters and sculptures? I mean really appreciate them.
How will he gain the creativity needed to drill a cleverly concealed hole in the ceiling of his 16 year old sisters bedroom so he can spy on her and her best friend comparing breast sizes from the attic?
It's illegal to give him a subscription to Playboy for a reason. Besides, Penthouse would be a better choice.
AnonI would just get him a Subscription to brazzers.com.. He will be the most popular kid in grade school.