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+ 8 Frustration with Lab testing facilities

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Not sure wtf has happened in the last few months but it seems all lab testing facilities have gone off the rails.
We decided to send a large batch to analiza, after 3 weeks of back and forth they confirmed they had it and would have results 'friday' about 2 weeks later they said it was stuck in customs, 2 weeks after that they asked us to resend them. all in all we've been waiting over 2 months on results for nothing. Their responses are completely meaningless. All in all, I do not recommend them.

So now we're crawling back to Janos but I'm looking at board report from here and other boards and I'm seeing some crazy inconsistencies. Someone who send two of the same sample split came back with wildly different results, not minor but something like 140 and 220, from the exact same vial. I see others where they've given them the incorrect hormone identification in the vial.

We use these to help us with quality control but how can we even determine that when we have these kinds of inconsistent results coming from historically trusted labs??
I personally haven't had any issues with Janos in the past, so I will be going back to them. We've found a 3rd tester who we are also trying but analiza lost my confidence. I'm not upset it was caught in customs, I'm upset about the way it was handled with the inconsistent information. Had I know weeks prior, I would have already had a second set sent. Just seems like general carelessness has taken over the lab testing industry

Javarob99's picture

What about MZ Biolabs? Key has a report from them. Not sure about legality in the US. I can’t imagine that it would be cheap either. It just seems like options aren’t great right now and I have a few things that I would like to get tested.

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Jockstrap's picture

Been saying janos is trash since they opened. Even the website that built em got burned and trash talked. Janos started right after beaker. Pay to play scam. Too bad you can't just buy your own testing unit. Only person you can trust is yourself

Pelon's picture

Thanks for caring as much as you do. Cool of you being open to the buyers about what you're dealing with too

sandman3698's picture

Shits getting depressing.

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CLAPPER's picture

Jano’s monopoly on the industry has made it easier for them to charge more, while also lowering their standards. Saw two samples of the same batch of raws test 84% on one test, and 94% on the other. That kind of variance ain’t right. Analiza has fair prices, but their customer service is worse than a McDonald’s drive through.

It’s time for a new lab, preferably domestic to step up to the plate

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SeeOhShow's picture

Jano had a test cyp test both 298 and 360 from the same vial. He’s response was the brewer seems incapable of brewing something that wouldn’t crash. As in he’s implying the vial crashed some point between tests causing the two different values. If yall saw the way he communicated with customers with complaints over on other boards, yall would give him the middle finger and tell him to pound sand

Massa Ron's picture

This is really bad. They have gotten too big.

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Squatch710's picture

I have buddy who works in a lad that does similar work and he was explaining the math on the time that each test takes. It did raise my eyebrow a bit it's not proof of anything but it would point to rapid growth and that comes with quality issues among other challenges that it is hard but not impossible to stay on top of.

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Pumped_'s picture

Annie Dookhan's at the Hinton State Laboratory led to more than 21,000 dropped cases in my state. I personally had about 8 close friends released from prison because of it and were most likely guilty but it chnages credibility. I know its not a steroid testing lab but point is they hire workers that get lazy so they falsify, mix samples, dont clean correctly. Companies are getting cheap like Jano and hiring under qualified and lazy help. They dont want to pay the wages so their profit is higher.

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Squatch710's picture

Was that the chick who worked at the state crime lab who was getting high on the reference samples? I watched a documentary where that happened. I forgot the names and places, but the lady got a bunch of drug cases tossed for her various forms of misconduct.

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Pumped_'s picture

I think she was getting high too.

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motorsrule55's picture

We’re having the same issue with analiza. Sent 10 bottles out to be tested and they keep saying results tomorrow and then don’t answer or send anything

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UncleYoked's picture

when we asked "what's the results on our samples" they replied with "this is poland"

motorsrule55's picture

That’s terrible we just got our results back today right after i commented but they drag their feet over there

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shredski's picture

No loyalty either I figured if I sent with my full name the would’ve respected the polack and gave me the extra special treatment… no special treatment for the ski

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UncleYoked's picture

this is poland

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Steeltoad777's picture

Thanks for your dedication Yoke! Yoke is for the People!

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Milfpounder's picture

Just send me samples of everything you have, ill take it all and upload bloods.

You're welcome

Squatch710's picture

We have our next contestant for America's favorite game show Mystery Injection. I hope you win you deserve that convertible and 4 day 3 night mid week beach vacation.

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