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ATR2000's picture

Am I the only one finding this shit funny?

gcgeargold's picture

dude... this is exactly y i will never help new people on here and y i always give as much misleading info i can when i comment on shit lol. all the cops have to do when u give that much info is go "oh so they get through here, lets contact them and find their payment details and put a redflag on it for anyone else sending to them or order and see how they get through" think before u post in a public forum buddy cos we dont care if u get stung but it fucks it for everybody else, and dont forget when u use that payment option they take ur licence number off u here in aus so if cops ever did resort to that they could bend u over and fucking ream u!

aussiedan's picture

Bro no need to be discussing payment options or dropping source names in the open like that, ask via PM.. Can't edit it now because you've been replied to but in the future just remember.. and you wonder why it's only getting harder for us aussies and why we don't give away sources so easily...

KillFlanders's picture

Just make one up, they dont cross check shit

Slide's picture

sucks being off cycle, the juice group at the gym is getting more members and I can't join them!!...... untill next year

JSS's picture

feel your pain i wanna go back on the stuff so bad it sucks just maintaining my weight and not growing.

Slide's picture

yeh I'm trying to stick to the time on cycle + time on pct off, before the next cycle even though my last cycle was poo...

OldSpice's picture

Uggh - Seizure Letter today,

In times like these I think of my sporting hero, Lance Armstrong, to get me through, favourite quote is,

“This is my body, and I can do whatever I want to it. I can push it; Study it; Tweak it; Listen to it. Everybody wants to know what I am on. What am I on? I am on my bike busting my ass six hours a day; What are YOU on?”

Although, it has to be said, Lance actually meant to say was "I am on my bike PINNING my ass six hours a day".

shadlow's picture

And as for Lance haha how cool is that cunt, he's my hero

shadlow's picture

Mate I'm waiting on 2 myself, way over past when I should have received the goods, I'm going to try street address next time as opposed to PO box, I reckon they check PO better, fucks me, gotta try something

OldSpice's picture

It's not unlucky, it's simply part of the process. Wasn't a lot, and it's never a big loss if you follow the rules above,

With regards to trouble, I think you panic the first time you get a letter, but are they going to send round the Sweeney (british reference), for a couple of vials ?

But for me I like to think about the poor guy at customs, I'm keeping him gainfully employed, boring, boring, job, you're at a computer screen and your mates are out catching real drug dealers and wire-tapping Danni Minogue.

At the computer all day, the masturbation level must be chronic, you'd be pulling it so hard and so often that bone marrow would be coming out the end.

shadlow's picture

Yeah I dunno I reckon they love busting our ass the the little fuckers, they probably have a flog after every seizure

OldSpice's picture

Sorry, mate, I'm in Oz, I haven't tried getting anything into the island of fatherly love that is Tas.

Wzrd540's picture

got a good one who's been able to get some gh and a few vials of aas in. PM me and accept my FR

gcgeargold's picture

Tassie has its own customs? I thought things would of gone to melb then sent there ? Lol might have to move to tassie if that's true lol

fogg's picture

hey mate, yes you can get shit in but like anyone else in aus you gotta hope the fat custom prick is sleeping when ya gear goes through the x-ray machine or ya fucked like the rest of us hahaha

OldSpice's picture

Australian Garages in Summer

What is it with the bugs in Australia, can only assume they've been on the test and HGH, a cockroach the size of a small dog is bouncing around my garage, I think it's getting bigger eating the poison I put down.

Don't start me on the ants, I am using that poison covered in honey.

Poison outside the colony,

Small ant, picks up the yummy poison,
carries it through 6 miles of tunnels,
gives it to the queen,
queen tells him to go have a quick shower, so he can come back and bang her ant brains out and fertilise the 6 gazzilion eggs,
quick shower, some ant aftershave,
comes back in with a small towel covering his monster ant hard-on,
dead queen and half eaten poison,
Fuck !!!! I've killed the bitch,
all the ants are going mad, and start eating each other,
Dead colony of ants,

At least this is what I am thinking happens,

Slide's picture

stuff the queen she was a slut anyway!! ants are all inbreed I think thats why they all look the same.

fogg's picture

is that why asians all look the same

ATR2000's picture

I don't think those blue hearts you've been taking are dbols

gcgeargold's picture

Drugs are bad mmmkay....

Mzzthetikz's picture

Lmfao that was funny as fuck! As I was reading it I could just picture it as a movie bahahahah
Nice 1!!!

Johnmatrix's picture

you might be on the wrong website bro!

Johnmatrix's picture

Moo

Mzzthetikz's picture

Alright guys, I finally put 2 orders through 2 different sources, thought I'd try sachets so I ordered test e x2 1ml sachets,I got 2x 10ml vials test e and test prop, also tried a 5ml vial of test e aswell.
Hope it comes through, keep yas updated...

OldSpice's picture

Back, Sack and Crack.

Guys, as a older man, I occasionally (only very occasionally) have to pull the odd hair our of my nose, occasionally my ears. So, I bought a nose trimmer, (A Remmington Nose Trimmer - Victor Kiam - I liked it so much, I bought the fuckin company !). The trimmer is keeping the facial hair creep at bay. However, my back hair is the problem, its patchy, different colours and spiking out at different angles. I look like, I got naked, covered my self in glue and rolled about a barber's floor.

So, to the younger, more metrosexual, guys, what's the best way to get rid of unwanted body hair ? And I've seen the posts on the use of Veet on the bikini line, doesn't sound pleasant and I won't be going there.

trainbrain's picture

dont listen to the kids that told you to wax, get it lasered once very 5-6weeks and after 6-7 sesions the hairs wont grow again but you may need maintenance lazer every few months or so.

OldSpice's picture

Yeah, am thinking lazering, sounds cooler and the less time spent in a room with a towel round my waist being with an young asian lady. Only in that I am less likely to ask her for a "happy ending" if she's got a lazer in her hand,

Too much time spent in Asia.