Scrawny-to-not's picture
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+ 11 The secret blood pressure med

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My resting heart rate sits around 68-72 normally, but in a really good cuddle session, with lots of deep purring it goes down to 64. Between trt doses, good diet, being very fit and the cat melting away my stress I'm seeing consistently 110/60 BP.
Get a pet, theres a reason they say it adds years to your life, and life to your years.

sandman3698's picture

"And fuck you if you don't like baseball" oh christ I can't stop laughing.

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randomdude's picture

Let’s go with the classic “ur e2 must be high bro” or “lay off the tren” lines here. I take full responsibility.

sandman3698's picture

Lol no, no I should've been clearer as to what I was referring to. I can easily see how what I said sounded bad.

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randomdude's picture

No bro. This is my cross to bear. I must make this journey of self discovery alone.

press1's picture

I think my subtle english wit went over your head there Lmao

randomdude's picture

Maybe. Congrats on the new flair by the way. Gave me a good laugh when I first saw it.

press1's picture

Do they train in the gym with you?

randomdude's picture

Chewy can’t be free outside because he becomes feral when let loose outside and runs off.

Leia listens well. She hasn’t really hung out with us out there yet.

Vader also listened well and would hang out in the shop with us. Unfortunately we had to put him down in August due to an unfortunate ailment that there was no coming back from.

Codeman253's picture

This guy is such a knucklehead lol he acts like a dog

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Scrawny-to-not's picture

10/10 massive doofus, I love him

press1's picture

How are you feeling now mate - are things going better?

Codeman253's picture

Doing much better bro I appreciate it. Sorry for being such a douche.

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press1's picture

I was a wanker too - Brilliant to hear you are doing better Smile Good

Codeman253's picture

No hard feelings bro I was definitely rage baiting you.

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press1's picture

HAhahha

hulkman0312's picture

Here is my train wreck. I start getting mad or aggravated he comes lays his head on me. He is a good boy and asshole to sometimes. He keeps me calm.

Scrawny-to-not's picture

Good boy!

hulkman0312's picture

He is rhen i want to kill him then we're cool.

Jockstrap's picture

Facts!

Scrawny-to-not's picture

What you got a home jock?
I imagine you as a guy who would have a black mouth cur for some reason.

Jockstrap's picture

Did pitty rescue for a few decades. Few bullmastiffs. Oversized lap babies....lol

Scrawny-to-not's picture

Yes very touch tolerant/ loving dogs, I really like that about them, here's my work dog

hulkman0312's picture

Look like he is working on sleeping. lol. Cool

RedBarron's picture

Cats dogs and snakes!

sandman3698's picture

Didn't hurt your back twisting like that to take the pic did you?

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press1's picture

FUCK - You let the Snake sleep on the bed????!! LMAO

hulkman0312's picture

And boooootie. lol

Scrawny-to-not's picture

Damn bro, you have a nice ass. Whats your glute routine?

RedBarron's picture

Thanks bro. Cost me all my money. And my soul. And bound by contract to it. 10 sets of here’s my wallet. Every day.

Scrawny-to-not's picture

Hahahaha money well spent my brother.
With my boyish charms I managed to bag a successful pair of glutes that pay a lot of my bills.

shredski's picture

Unless you’re name is bum ass @ChoZeN then u scamming people to pay dor “vet bills” lol

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Scrawny-to-not's picture

I have pet insurance, a great credit score and no criminal record.
That comment confused me so fuckin badly for a second lol, but yeah I seen that shit. Fuck that bitch. What a lowlife.

Khandum's picture

Depends on the animal. I have a cat that calms me down and puts me in a good mood, then I have another cat that's a little asshole and stresses me the fuck out and ups my RHR and BP for sure.

Scrawny-to-not's picture

Lmao my pitbull was like both of those, she was either being an angel and making me the chillest dude- or trying to kill everything with 4 legs and making me tackle her into the dirt to prevent an incident, no in between. I didn't fight my ex wife in the divorce for her because I knew in the state I was at the time, we would end up bad for eachother
I've got scars on my hand from saving the neighbors cat from her.
Pitties are great dogs but the breed does have its issues, we had her from a puppy and did extensive puppy school etc, she just always had a super high prey drive that couldn't be worked out.

Ccacc's picture

great dogs, and so loyal.

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Khandum's picture

Beautiful dog though regardless of trying to tear cats to shreds.