Squirter foreal
ok, ive read about squirters and even posted in a couple threads about my usual leakage which is usually just a quick squirt on the back of my leg. the other day i inject my right glute with 1.5 inch 22g of 3ml test ,my usual dose. my right glute is my most used spot and has the most scar tissue. i had injected some prop 2 days prior to this incedent in the same spot,but when i pulled the needle ,which i did swiftly, it shot blood i mean shot all over the wall, all over my carpet it went all over everything it was so abrubt and so much pressure that none was on me at all. it was a good 20 second squirt while i was tryin to grab my swab. it was surely enough blood to fill a shot glass maybe more. why does this happen? and im pretty sure i sprayed all my oil out when that happend so i injected a ml last night just to try to compinsate, any opinions or ideas.
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Brother I used to have the some problem when I would pin in the delt seem like it would happen everytime. I've discover that they are a few things that will make you squirt(I may sounds like a porn instructional video but heres what makes me squirt).
Squirt 101:
1: I discovered that the BIGGER the needle was that was going in me, the more chance it was that I would squirt. So now instead of mounting up with a 22g needle, I'll would use a 23 or 25. Big needles ten to stimulate your vessels and cause your hole to gush and will leave you with a bigger hole!
2: I also found that while aspirating if to much air was injected into me would increase the chances of a squirt and would cause me to queef.
3: Also if bloodpressure is very high it will cause the injection to stimulate a good squirt.
4: If you are injected with more juice than you are use too or your muscle is too small to take it, the juice will cum out of your tiny hole. *Note this is not actually a squirt but what is known as a creampie."
5: If you are a virgin and have never been injected, your cherry will pop!
Now you have just completed your program on why and how to squirt. Note Men can squirt too. No Homo!
CleyonWhy don't we have animated emoticons? I need one of me rolling on the floor laughting.
I have a twist mind but I do know I think or two about pushin pins. I quess you could say I've been around the block a time or two. LOL
Damn this post was so miss leading
forreal! i was expecting something awesome... love squirters...
hahaha i think every guy has had to click in this to see what it was about lol
Yea I've had a few squirters, oh wait what are we talking about again?
HELL YA.....ehhhhhh oh what????
56tooBro please careful how you title posts. I read squirter and got all worked up
Do you aspirate prior to injecting? Quite possible that you lanced a blood vessel and by the spray, probably an artery
AnonGeez when you said "squirter foreal" I was thinking something else.
Did you inject after a work out ? Just thought perhaps if you did your blood was pumping extra due to the work out
CleyonMe too... but in all fairness this post was more appropriate for a steroid forum.
Anonagreed, but I have seen a few female members posting and ,uh guess it was wishful thinking.
CleyonLOL, I'm pretty sure that all the females that post on here have hubbies that post on here as well... :-)