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Softcore Sunday with Sauron

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As some of you from Sauron's inner circle may know, there is a softer side of Sauron that we rarely see. This softer side is usually expressed through various intramental pieces that he puts together and dedicated to the special ladies in his life.
Bro's and Brozettes, I give you Sauron.

https://youtu.be/KolfEhV-KiA

All my love, no homo
Ed

DSTER's picture

Love when there's a video link in your posts, always a guaranteed laughs.

Theophany's picture

In typical ED fashion, this is another comedic gem! I always knew brother Sauron has a softer, more gentler side! Thanks for sharing some of our beloved brothers personal life!
Thanks for sharing brother ED! And because I'm flooded with emotion after viewing this I'm sending you much love with a partial homo! Lol. Wishing you all the best always brother! :))

mobman702's picture

Why just parial brother Theo... Just hit him like a mack truck would with the whole Monty and Kabosh.... LOL.. It will floor him FoSho... haha.

Theophany's picture

Lol brother Mobman, that's a good one! :))
I can't reference my no homo handbook since I've misplaced it! Their could be rules against a full fledged homo and I don't want to end up in a commercial meat grinder with Eds dead hookers! Lol
I'm hoping Ed weighs in on this! :))

mobman702's picture

Understood brother Theo... Looks like he has chimed in with a thorough and conclusive explanation.. Lol

Theophany's picture

Lol brother Mobman! Eds great, I wish i possessed his vivid imagination and gift of expression!
Partial homo is ok as long as the rules are in full effect!

All my Love Mobman! Partial homo
Theo. Lol

Engineereddisaster's picture

Deep down I'm just praying that you and Mobman aren't sharing the same Starbucks's wifi and inadvertently making eye contact as partial homos are passed back and forth Through cyberspace. Smile

Theophany's picture

Ok brother Ed, the cat is out of the bag and Mobman and myself violated the rules of conduct! I'd appreciate if you kept this knowledge under wraps as I have a 20+ year marriage to my wife on the line! :))

mobman702's picture

Damn brother Theo, he found out about the Starbucks.. Gonna have to change the location now and code names as well... LMAO...

Theophany's picture

Darn it brother Mobman! We can't get anything past Eds intuition! Let's play it cool for a while! I'll contact you sometime in the near future! I'm going to miss that twinkle in your eyes! Lmao

Engineereddisaster's picture

This needed about 3 no homos.

mobman702's picture

Copy that "Red Rider".. Standing by... Lol.

Engineereddisaster's picture

No homo

Theophany's picture

Red Rider! Lmao brother Mob! What started out as softcore Sunday has escalated into hardcore Saturday! :))

Engineereddisaster's picture

No homo

mobman702's picture

It sure has and I have NO clue why and how it turned out this way, but am LMAO over it tho... haha.

Engineereddisaster's picture

No homo

Engineereddisaster's picture

Never underestimate the power no homo intuition. Smile

mobman702's picture

I NEVER will again brother ED..

vhman's picture

The proper handbook term is "gaydar".

No homo.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Vhman, I'm surprised to see such a mistake?
No homo intuition and gaydar, though closely related are two different beasts.

No homo

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The no homo guidebook Section 78 "The use of Partial Homos" subsection b. "Proper Partial Homo Etiquette" states:
"The use of the term "partial homo" while expressing admiration to a known and proven full no homo guru is perefectly acceptable as long as no eye contact is being made. Unless of course the offender is wearing any sort of Dallas Cowboys clothing or memorabilia. In the event that the combination exists, the partial homo becomes a full homo and is in breach of the order of no homo."

Hope this helps.

All my love, no homo
Ed

Theophany's picture

LMFAO! Ed my friend and brother, you possess one brilliant mind! I literally burst out laughing! Thanks for a great start to the day!
This helps immensely, thank you! I am indeed looking away and sporting no Cowdoy memorabilia!

All my Love Ed! Partial homo
Theo

Engineereddisaster's picture

Very good. And a no homo back to you my friend.

cdyrdes's picture

Sauron's recorder game is strong..lmao

mobman702's picture

Can we get a Fkn "AMEN" for this????? LOL.. Funny stuff..

Bulkdaddy's picture

Lmao

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cd1's picture

He must have a soft side ....

He let me back in

Truth be told tho and without sounding like a Fudge Packer ....he is fair and tells it how it is ...yea he can be blunt and a bit heavy at times but that's all with good reason and when you sit back and take the time to actually see why he is sometimes like that ...it does make sense
Not many get given a second chance to come back under the same user name so for that I'm thankful and see a bit of a softer side but not too soft ......

As I'm still missing 200 Karma points ....loooooool

Engineereddisaster's picture

A mix of hardcore kindness. That's my bro Sauron.

333's picture

Holy shit man I think this was he got bunk ai and estrogen was wack

Engineereddisaster's picture

No bro, Sauron doesn't do bunk. That is the ultimate tren soul.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Shit is truly touching

Livelife76's picture

CLOMID is the devil lmao

Engineereddisaster's picture

Nah bro, Sauron's power of seduction with that flute is the devil. No homo

Livelife76's picture

Lololol so calming, added to playlist for heavy days lololol ;)

Engineereddisaster's picture

No homo indeed

Drock_357's picture

Very calming I must say......
Sauron, I dig the Michael Bolton hair cut!...very chic....keep killing the flute my brother!

Engineereddisaster's picture

You won't find more passion than Sauron and his flute. No homo of course.

Pale's picture

You are fucking crazy bro lol

Engineereddisaster's picture

Oh yes. Lol

Gymjunkie01's picture

So inspirational ... never knew he had this side , love the hair

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Engineereddisaster's picture

Yeah bro. He's like a juiced up Kenny G.