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So you think your Alpha huh?

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Take a look at this and see how you may or may not, match up!
http://www.chadhowsefitness.com/blog/2012/11/25-characteristics-of-an-al...

ericnonaya's picture

loved it ! feeling good after reading and learning

7gothic's picture

I hate Alpha males......arrogant, good-looking bastards.
I always try to out-alpha them by bumping into them at the bar.....and every single time his bitch-ass girlfriend hits me with a surprise hook and I go down.
More Test please.

WINNING's picture

Buahaha! Goth your Alpha as fuck, what other reason were you able to pull GRrrll. Only an Alpha could handle such a bad ass girl! ;P

UgtaBkdNme's picture

hmmm, 22 of those apply to me maybe I need to girly up my attitude. lol

UgtaBkdNme's picture

well in my head I'm a badass ;)

WINNING's picture

Lmfao! me too.

irongame427's picture

God damn am I alpha. Lol

WINNING's picture

Fck yeah and welcome to Adv level brodie!

UgtaBkdNme's picture

I've never seen anyone climb as fast as this guy! He knows his shit, but I am waiting on someone to start a thread about how fast he got karma and how they only have 50points after 2 years blah blah blah

WINNING's picture

Yea i know right, he contributes though and puts in work here daily. Fckers will be jealous no matter what you do. Mods catch karma whores pretty quick, so im Pretty sure his karma is legit or isnt it?

White Bolt's picture

Confident, self assured, humble, dignified, holds a commanding presence, and most importantly in better shape of 99% of other males is what I would consider a Alpha male.

robb's picture

Well my delusions of being an alpha have just been shattered...Lmao!

It's to broad, how can anybody match themselves to all that.
Real alpha's just live their lives, they don't need to remind themselves, or be reminded. Interesting read though.

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DBG's picture

Yep!!!
And how about the Alpha male has a beard, if he has a beard it's not for coffee shops and spoken word open mic night

Like these homos:
http://nickidaniels.com/2014/01/06/beardedhipsters/

Nitti's picture

This is too broad range and too many make up these characteristics. I think they need to come up with a new word to explain a dominant male in humans. Alpha was/is perfect in the description of the leader of pack animals. But by nature, they are few and far between. Following these guidelines or "things that make up an alpha" pretty much says you can learn to be an alpha which I believe is the furthest thing from the truth. The alpha male wolf is the cream of the crop. He's the best of the best. He relies on his pack to make him an alpha. Without his beta he will fall from his reign. Are ppl that way? No! Most ppl don't need a crew of others to help them solidify their place in a society. Some do, but most? Ehh! It's a cool article but more about chest pumping false bravado IMO. You can't learn to be an alpha. You're born an alpha and every wolf in the pack knows it when he finally steps up to take him crown. Challenges the current alpha (usually a direct relative because the bloodlines are strong) the old alpha is destined to fall. So when he is even challenged, the pack submits immediately . It's nature, not nurture. In people , we are and aren't pack animals. We don't need a pack although it helps solidify strength. The lone wolf is not as much a threat to a pack because he's alone. But if he challenged the alpha? Without the alphas pack backing him? I think the alpha is done for. The lone wolf has no choice but to be as bad ass, stone cold as he can or he doesn't survive. He has to adapt to seclusion and emotional ,and physical distress all alone. That speaks to the qualities we posses. Ppl don't need a pack so most so called alphas, they don't have a pack so the entire concept is not a good comparison. I say find a new word to describe the dominant male. Too many guys think they're alphas or wana be alphas. I think that the simple fact that ppl want or seek out that status immediately eliminates them as being one. The true dominant male doesn't need recognition or his ego stroked. He doesn't need to be patted on the back or psyched up. He doesn't give a flyin fuck about what the next man thinks. He does what he does and does it with purpose and intent. Unapologetically ,...finding a perfect balance of confidence and humility without effort. My $0.02

Pale's picture

I read the article first thing this morning and pretty much dismissed it for many of the same reason you have stated. I will say that while we are not a "pack" specie we do often act as tho we were. I think most men shoot at least try to be the dominant buck within their own home/family if nothing else. Once he steps outside tho it is nowhere near that simple. I look at it like there are different levels of alpha/dominance. Starting at home, then to social groups, then business, politics etc. I may be the "alpha in my home, my social group and my business but the next bigger alpha down the chain still eclipses me.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Reads like you suffer from bad confidence issues............. if you need any help with that problem i have an iron bar that will knock you into shape real quick!!..... lmfao.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Hahaha... anytime bro.. im bored with being a doorman at Mothercare lol.. i could do with a stiffer challenge

Nitti's picture

No, that's one point I made. And you're saying just because number 25 says that , the whole write up is gold? Ehh, again, cool read but take it with a grain of salt. Everyone on this site thinks they're an alpha. I'm no alpha. I don't roll with a pack. But in the presence of others, I'll let them decide what they see or feel about me. Because what they eat doesn't make me shit so idgaf really. Too often ppl talk about and write about or talk about how alpha they are while the true dominant males are out getting shit done

Btw, who made the author of this a foremost authority on the topic? And how about dominant male as an accurate description in humans? I know, alpha sounds cool. Fuck it, don't mind me. Carry on

MONK's picture

My gawd man, that's some poweful stuff Blum 3

Id love to slap the Alpha Tag on my self and while I do cover some of the things listed, I'm to f#**ing self obsessed quite honestly to claim to be anything else :/

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LifeOnMars's picture

I think thats pretty much all of us?