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I was faced with an Unusual Dilemma a few days ago when visiting the Porcelain God!

Nestled right above the toilet, secretly hiding in the corner of the wall was a nice Big Spider measuring about 2 inches from the end of each leg at full diameter!! LMAO

I am kind of neutral when it comes to Arachnophobia and fear of things that have 8 legs, but if I was in a room with a Big Fuckin hairy one (Not Milky's arse) - then No Bloody way, I am running outta there sharpish

I let him be as he seemed to be having a rest from spinning a few big webs near the window and I figure a man's gotta eat!!!

But what would you have done?

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Press's Pointless Saturday Poll!

Sorry Bro - You Gotta Go!! Kill/Get rid of him
40% (2 votes)
No worries little Buddy, there's room here for both of us as long as you don't run up my leg when I'm taking a shit
60% (3 votes)
Total votes: 5
sandman3698's picture

Shouldve called it post-friday, to keep the alliteration.

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press1's picture

We'll do that next weekend Hahaha

TDAU's picture

I treat them like they're home invaders. Blast him with the Bug A'Salt. Back in my old house I shot 3 mice with a bb pistol in the kitchen.

Feeling like I'm safe to let my white trash hang out with you boys.

Milfpounder's picture

I generally could care less about most of my fellow humans. Maybe since im such a sack of shit, I just assume everyone is worthless like me..

But when it comes to kids, animals and even spiders and bugs, I have the utmost empathy and will typically go to the ends of the earth to help them.

So I would have saved the little guy and let him live his life.

FlemDaddyKush's picture

Funny you say that. I'm similar, I don't care for 9 out of 10 people besides family members obviously, but even some family can get on nerves. But if I hurt a person and hurt and animal, I would feel worse hurting the animal.

FlemDaddyKush's picture

Your missing a 3rd option. ITS TIME TO SELL THE PLACE AND MOVE OUT haha

hard_gains's picture

If it's my house you gotta go. Anywhere else I let them be. As long as I know where they are we can live peacefully.

sandman3698's picture

Dude, you should see all the giant ass wolf spiders that hang out with me while I workout.

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press1's picture

HAHAHA Yeah you have some Big Bastards over there don't ya!! Venemous too I think

sandman3698's picture

Luckily I only have brown recluses to worry about for venomous where I am. And they aren't very common. But yeah l, these wolfs get some good size on them. And its funny because even though I love hunting, I homestead so I've processed a shitload of chickens and a few pigs, I actually hate killing unnecessarily. The thought of killing a spider for just being a spider has always turned me off.... but the wife wants them gone so I will have to spray probably today or tomorrow. If its one or two I'll scoop them up and put them outside a window.

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press1's picture

Mate when it comes to Butchery I'd be gagging soooo badly I wouldn't even be able to chop it up!! Ever since being a kid I cannot even go into a butchers shop as the smell of all the flesh and blood makes me wretch. Just cook it and show it to me when it looks tasty on a plate - other than that no way. Even cooking raw mince to be made into a Chilli Con Carne puts me off eating it LMAO