posted Sun, 06/09/2013 - 10:02
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I fucking hate neighbors.
These hispanic people moved into my neighborhood a couple months ago and they bought one of those above ground pools to put in their backyard and every weekend they insist on having pool parties for their kids and playing latino music at 200 decibels for hours and hours on end.
I swear I'm about ready to fucking kill somebody.
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HardBodEricBro thats nothing compared to my neighbors, They Also have an ABOVE ground pool , They are an obese family, (me basically looking like Zyzz) they flex at me as if they are making fun of me, The father is a drunk, his face looks like he had a terrible Stroke, he challenges me to fights in the road in front of his family.
He is so out of shape i have no idea how he could possibly hurt me. it's sad really, but everytime i see him i literally call him "The shitty neighbor"' Honest, Thats his name "The shitty neighbor".
Edit : Also i recently find 2 nails in my truck, 2 nails in my camper, 1 nail in my lawn mower, so i take a metal detector out to the driveway along with a gardening shovel and BEHOLD i find about 10 pointy ass nails and screws, I WONDER WHO PUT THEM THERE! Just so everyone knows, I am a DREAM neighbor to have, I'm nice, thoughtful, and a listener, i even Wrote this shitty neighbor a letter, a long one, expressing myself and asking why he was so shitty, and why he has so many mental disorders. i received no answer. Only more nails and screws in my driveway.
Beat his ass!!
waltryou should definitely get out the camcorder next time he challenges you to fight in the street
i see youtube gold in it already
HardBodEricBro i already have footage of it, I dont know how to convert it to the computer though, this camcorder has like TINY cd's and i lost all the wires to it, BUT HEY i do have footage of the drunk asshole doing psycho shit, IT IS youtube gold, but i dont know how to upload it.
waltrlittle cds should work in a regular size cd drive just like normal size ones, unless they're some special format and if so they should say so on them
I live in a gated community.. upscale.. pricey (very).. and i have had an
on going feud with my next door neighbors since I move in here...
...thats over ten years.
She's a fat bitch..(real estate agent) and he
is a Lawyer.. they give me the stink-eye every time they see me..or..
I have to listen to there insane - terrier - mut yap his head off in there yard
at 8:00 am..( the dog is a rescue animal and goes insane when it see's people
or other dogs.)..
I have called this bitch a "Fat - physcotic - c@nt" more times then I can shake a stick.
I have even seen her in the grocery store up the street and unloaded on her there
as well.. ( she pretends not to see me..).. its amusing ....
what I'm getting at with this.. is that neighbors can suck any where you are..
makes no difference what the home prices are or the what income bracket..
just thought i would share...
waltryou nail the dog to her front door.
that'd solve all the problems
some thought has gone that way.. but I think they would know that I did it..
I'd rather repaint there house or driveway (which is concrete) with driveway sealer..I dont
think I can be that cruel to an animal.. I know im going to do something when i move..
not sure what yet.
My Neighbor is a white (IDK if that matters..) country, drinking, parting, redneck! When I moved into my home.. I called him drunk neighbor, I still do. Every weekend he will have anywhere from 10-25 people partying at his home, beer, cornhole, darts, music, beer pong... the list goes on.. Now, all of that I really don't mind, I've been over and had a drink and played some darts, cornhole and chit chatted... My issue is when that party runs into say 3am and they decide that they want to either rider 4wheelers or shot fireworks... Now, for the record I do not go to bed normally until around 4a so 3a I'm still awake.. one night I get in my shower it's 3:15a and as I'm washing my hair I can hear my drunk neighbor and two women singing ADELE... ever heard rednecks that only know country sing Adele?? It's not pretty :-/ So I put on a pair of boy short undies, a white tank top.. hair dripping wet and walked over.. To all their surprise.. I said.. if you don't mind turn the radio down, and take your American Ideal rejects in the house! They apologized and since then the music get's turned down before 12:00. The other stuff, he's been really good about keeping it solely to the weekends now.. and usually when my daughter isn't home. (he also has the worlds biggest crush on me now, next time I'll remember the robe)
This is the first time I heard of "cornhole" and had to google it. LOL. Well, a Robe would have definitely helped and being that he's drunk most of the weekends I'd be very careful about locking your home up.
AnonI am not a racist I hate everyone the same amount. Including myself.
carguy78Ok I gotta chime back in!! People IMO have became to damn sensitive .. Why can we laugh at each other hell I'm a damn redneck hillbilly I expect people to make fun of me!! It's a damn shame a person cannot make a comment or poke fun of another culture with out him or her getting tagged a racist .. Black/ white/ Hispanic / Chinese what ever race you may be lighten up people humor makes the world go around ..
Who said anything about him being racist. I said he could have left the latin part out. Maybe you're too sensitive. It was a comment and not meant to incite anyone to think I was meaning he was racist. Anyway, let's light this mother up, anyone have any jokes about red-neck hillbilly trailer park trash?
carguy78I do... Where dose a redneck pic up a date???
Family reunion ... Lmao
Didn't say you did man just stating people are to damn sensitive . He should have pointed out that there Hispanic ?? Why not say that it gives the story perspective IMO ..
Its all good, carguy. I have one. What do you call a fat Chinese man? A chunk.
carguy78Lmfao that's a good one
Q: Why do Mexicans make refried beans? A: Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time.
Lol
Buildbigger86OMG, FUCK DUDE. I this forum has had me cracking up for like 9 hours now lol. I love it
carguy78Ha ha ha ... Wow now were talking my language ..
I got one for you fuckers from my heritage.
Buildbigger86D, are you going to finish this joke my man??? lol
That's the only thing I don't like bout b n Italian. The dayyumm hair. Lol
Haha. I'm only half, so it's not too bad. For me it's the legs, arms, chest. No hair on the back. Not sure how I could take wearing a sweater all year
Buildbigger86AHAHAHAHA, That was actually very good. Worth the wait D. hahaha
carguy78Why do they wear gold chains
Buildbigger86Dude i love you bro, you crack me my man
Please note the lack of "no homo"... Carry on.
waltrit's all homo
Them being hispanic is definitely a needed description in the story
Brother, Not sure why you mentioned they were hispanic. Would have been good enough to just say there are some neighbors who moved into the neighborhood etc etc.
probably cause it woulda sounded weird if black or white guys were bumping latino music or mariachi. lol
WeatherwedTo be frank I think it's pretty clear he feels that's part of the announce.
waltri put down below that i shouldn't have said that part, it's not really about where the people are from, it's just the fact that they've been blaring music since 11 AM. the hispanic part was more about the fact that it was latino music. for the record the music is still playing, although it's techno now instead of latin music...
Buildbigger86AHHHH SHIT now they bumped techno. Fuckin RAGING MANGGGGG
waltri stopped caring like 2 hours ago, if the shit doesn't stop by 9:30 when i'm going to bed i'm gonna call the fucking cops though.
Buildbigger86i bet you they go till 11pm bro
Buildbigger86LOL WALTR I JUST SAID THE SAMETHING TO THEM BROTHA. i always got ya back my man
WeatherwedSpoken like gent. I take back my statement.
Buildbigger86Waltr is a real good dude fellas and he is not a racist at all he just started this forum this morning in the heat of his emotional state and just fully explained his situation but if you read below he says i just realized i did need to put hispanic
If it were me, I'd knock on the door and politely ask if they could lower the music so you couldn't hear it in you house. If they act the fool - and y'all can call it what you want - call the popo's.
Reminds me of one of my neighbors. My ole lady was listening to some country music one day while cleaning the house. Keep in mind, the neighborhood is slightly hoodish. Anyway, this fucker comes and knocks on my door and asks my woman to turn the music down because they're trying to sleep. It's like 230 in the fucking afternoon, but that shit wasn't that loud. They just don't like country music.
No big deal... I apologize to them and turn the music down.
About a week later, his wife uses that remote start on her car. Well the fucking radio is blaring some R&B, and my window is right next to their driveway. I don't say anything. I walk over in my boxers about 10 minutes into that shit, open the car door, turn the shit off myself, and walk back to my house. They have a camera on their driveway so I know they saw me. Hasn't happened since.
A month or so later, his daughter is in from college. Her and her friends are out there jamming some fucking rap music in the god damned car. I walk over and ask if they'll please turn it down so that we can't hear it inside our home. She and her pussy ass boyfriend tried to get smart. Before I could react, the dad comes out - same fucker that asked me to kill my country music
I asked him the same question as the kids and his short ass tried to argue that it wasn't that loud. Lol. I told him like this:
Not a single problem since. But they sure as hell don't wave when we pull up anymore. Haha.
carguy78I would love to chat all night but sadly I have to get off here .. I need to go pay my help out back thats picking my peppers and cutting my grass .. Peace
Buildbigger86Its been real homie lol
carguy782 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
A COP .... Lmao
What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?
I don't know but it could pick lettuce good.
Just jk people
HAHAHAHAH that shit is funny! Racist.....but funny!!!!
Or you could just go pop the pool yo!
Buildbigger86Havoc, that is great lol. But yeah for real i mean he could dress all in black and get in stealth mode and just cut a ton of holes in it and by the morning the whole thing will be drained and fucked. Also it will be easy for him to get in out without being noticed because it will take hours to get all the water full out.
Fuck you should do that Waltr
WeatherwedMy neighbors continue to call my landlord with unbelievable complaints about me. One time was for music when I was out of town on business. This afternoon their car was parked in the fire zone... so i called it in to the burough police. Remember its always better to give than receive!
Another plus, they usually bring and make damn good food at their parties. But seriously, I am glad I have no neighbors that close..