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+ 1 Megan Fox with a dick or Hulk Hogan with a pussy?

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Andrew Tate asking the real questions. For those that haven't seen the video, it's a gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGCR_mFRmOM

For Visual reference:

Buck Angel (Honorary Hulk Hogan) is a biological woman with the female parts still.

OR

Gigi Georgeous (Our Megan Fox) a biological male

Megan Fox with a Dick or Hulk Hogan with a Pussy?

Megan Fox
94% (44 votes)
Hulk Hogan
6% (3 votes)
Total votes: 47
Izzy75's picture

I refuse to start watching tranny porn this early.
Bad uncle.

Rosschestzip's picture

I’ll fuck em both. How bout that?
Jk but I’d def fuck a female body builder but a beard, bald head and manly face? That’s too much for me

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ChuckThaDuck22's picture

You just won this thread IMO with this comment, is this why so many straight dudes don’t mind jerking and fucking trannies ?

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scoobydoo's picture

Damn. Gigi is married to Nats Getty. Nats is the great granddaughter/great grandson(now) of Jean Paul Getty. The founder of Getty Oil.

RobertB80's picture

How big is her cock?

Brolly6898's picture

The size of a mint to keep your breath fresh

RobertB80's picture

Is it smaller than Hulks clit?

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

I’m blowing GiGi’s back all the way out

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RobertB80's picture

Just her back?

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

I’ve slayed tranny before I’d do it again

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RobertB80's picture

ChuckThaDuck The Tranny Slayer. It’s got a ring to it

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

To be fair this was a tranny with the body of a goddess , besides the dick hanging I was very confused, I could’ve left the recovery house and had a place to stay in Philly indefinitely, I just ghosted when I came off the Tren though, I was receiving phone calls @ 2am from textfree #s begging to come back.

I lead a person on and yeah I was very untruthful with my charming demeanor but the Tren man, it turned me half gay If you wanna look at it that way..

And it’s not like I was seeking it, we matched on Tinder, He came to me ..

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NWApatches's picture

bruhh you blew your wad in that sissy boys stomach. You'd love Miami. Those trannys are gangster though you gotta watch it they're gang gang Bing bang boom

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DeeMan's picture

He never answered the stomach part @ChuckThaDuck22 lolol

@NWApatches I'm still dying at what you asked him

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Nah I fucked twice on two separate occasions all of which I held onto the load, during that Tinder fiasco I had this little older milf ride it till the wheels fell off, I wasn’t jerking it either or blowing my loads on cycle.

It amplified the sex drive x1000 but there was Ashley to take me off the nofap and I creamed all up in her belly, damn I wish I had my old phone id upload it somewhere for all to watch..

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DeeMan's picture

Lol my manz. Putting in that work

DeeMan's picture

I damn near choked laughing at that first part

NWApatches's picture

Hey I'll never forget the day my bestnfriend called me to tell me the chick he's been fucking for a month turned out to be Trans. Dick, balls all of it. I still bust his head for It.

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DeeMan's picture

Lol so you mean to tell me he noticed after a month? What he felt that pipe all of a sudden lol? That's odd man. Damn! Or.... maybe he liked what he saw lol. There's always something to hearing things like that lolol

NWApatches's picture

I said the same shit. He told me she was really insecure and he only ever hit from behind and mostly in her butt. I said brother you can't tell me you didn't know... Come on. It was the funniest shit tho him trying to be all serious lol

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DeeMan's picture

Yeah that dude never hit the main spot haha. O yeah he had to know. I know you already knew better than to believe that patches!

UncleYoked's picture

The side effects no one is talking about

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Nobody is fucking man enough meanwhile half yall phone is littered with Aubrey Kate & Bailey jay.

I def fucked without blowing my load though, I was going through a complete power trip on tinder until I I could hookup with one who could actually ride some dick proper cowgirl.

How hard is it to ride dick proper anymore? I’m pretty sure TikTok taught everyone by now

Trannies name was Alaina or Alania Mendez,,
One of those spellings LOL, I need the team to find my long lost wifeyyy

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NWApatches's picture

Couple months ago popular source ran gayest member promo for pride month and one dude put up a Pic of Trans dudes butt he ran through. This is a safe, sharing space

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press1's picture

TREN & TINDER MADE ME DO IT!!!

I'm Innocent .....

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

I wonder if the fellas could find my
Long lost tranny for me!

I still remember first and last name LOL

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press1's picture

You could get some kind of Sex for Steroids deal going - Full anal play in return for 4 Vials of Tren E

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

The trans kept asking if I was just looking for a hookup because apparently that’s what anyone is looking to do to them. So when we compared Tinder .. holy shit I’m telling you 800+ matches, straight dudes talking heavy trying to get the forbidden fruit.

If I had my old phone we no lie did a posing pic, the trans had quite the physique from sometimes taking the estrogen shots and sometimes not the blockers either way they got it down to a science, I had that flexing pic topless with the new implants

I’ll never shy away from my gully Tren life .

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press1's picture

HAHA Love it - lifes for living eh bud!!!

scoobydoo's picture

The Hulk kind of looks like Hugh Jackman.

press1's picture

I don't give a shit if she has a dick or not - It still looks like Megan Fox!! & once you get tired or can't be arsed she can just fuck you! Once you have got over the mental hurdle in life of sticking a needle in your own arse several times a week I really think anything's possible!!! LMAO

CouricMass's picture

My man, I think we’ve officially split from the same ORCHARD! What?!?

Yooooo, I’ve got two 1/2” needle tips still in my arm and I’d take two more before fucking hogan or Fox in this scenario!!!

I wanna go back to Thunburg-esque women vs midgets lol.

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RobertB80's picture

Finally some sense! There are over 4 billion women and a fair few gorgeous ones that are more than willing. There would have to be some pretty serious mitigating circumstances to have to choose between these two. Whatever happens I’m not fucking the bald hairy bird no matter what her cunt looks like!

UncleYoked's picture

Mitigating circumstances, if you don't do it, your dick falls off

CouricMass's picture

Yeesh, the Fox it is lol.

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press1's picture

LMAO Says the bitch permanently on Heat!!

If Megan Fox was stood in front of you - Cock equipped or no cock, you'd be more than willing to say 'fuck it and turn her over for what you could get Yes 3

RobertB80's picture

Not without some white powder round my bugle I wouldn’t you degenerate sob Lol

Black90tsi's picture

Megan Fox is looking pretty tired and worn out these days. Probably a combination of all that hard partying and dealing with, I believe ,3 children who all just happen to be trans.

Idk why Unc is saying that chick looks like fox with a dick. Pretty sure between fox and her husband she's the one who makes all the decisions and does the plowing. MGK comes off as a little sissy boy to me.

RobertB80's picture

This secret penchant for trannies you’ve got Press isn’t all that well kept….

press1's picture

I think I'm being too obvious aren't I - my curiosity is beginning to show.

RobertB80's picture

We are beyond the realms of curiosity mate. Your porno collection is chicks with dicks volumes 1-100. This is what happens when you complete YouPorn and have been running test for 20 years Lol

HENCH500's picture

That Gigi would be getting bummed hard and furiously… not going lie I think I would enjoy it, as long as it was from behind and I my balls never touched hers …. Its not gay unless balls touch

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Black90tsi's picture

Sword fighting is pretty gay too FYI.

HENCH500's picture

Only if you loose

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CHIMAIRA75's picture

This is a loaded question at it's best! I won't answer it but to say neither. Can't wait to see some of the responses though. Lol! So far, @NWApatches gave it some work. LMFAO

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DeeMan's picture

I'm with you on that....loaded lmao

Claudezilla's picture

I don’t even give a F if it’s as simple as one or the other I’m not getting over the whole man look and stubble

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Dixon_Credible's picture

Who?

NWApatches's picture

I'm hitting hulks pussy with a figure 4

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