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+ 1 Megan Fox with a dick or Hulk Hogan with a pussy?

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Andrew Tate asking the real questions. For those that haven't seen the video, it's a gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGCR_mFRmOM

For Visual reference:

Buck Angel (Honorary Hulk Hogan) is a biological woman with the female parts still.

OR

Gigi Georgeous (Our Megan Fox) a biological male

Megan Fox with a Dick or Hulk Hogan with a Pussy?

Megan Fox
95% (53 votes)
Hulk Hogan
5% (3 votes)
Total votes: 56
sheva's picture

third option jerk off to my own reflection?

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No08's picture

If you go for Megan Fox with a dick, you just duct tape her junk to her inner thigh. Slide it in her ass and boom you would never know it a dude. Biologically speaking. Hot moans, nice body, all the good stuff.

If you go for Hulk Hogan with a vag, I mean you could try to hide as much of his body as possible but hearing him moan, “Yeah brrrooottthhheeerrr, get this pussy!!!!” is just not gonna do it for me.

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press1's picture

I guess being 'politically correct' this Poll no longer counts?? lol ....... Too harsh? ROFL

press1's picture

Its Amazing how much more Socially acceptable Trannyism has become during the past 2 years since this post was put up - Back then I was scared to vote in this poll .....

NOW its Hell Yeah - Megan Fox with a Cock is Bang On!!!!!! LMAO

HogCranker3000's picture

Lmfaoooo thats true for real lol

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Ccacc's picture

She’s hot

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testNtren1999's picture

megan fox

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HogCranker3000's picture

Yes megan with a dick lol its not a bug its a feature.
But lets take a moment to admire how beautiful the title is "megan fox with a dick, or hulk hogan with a pussy?"
Nobody will ever write such a beautiful string of words again.

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kekerino's picture

I've spent enough time in Thailand to know there is only one right answer here

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Saint gannett's picture

Being a faithful husband, it has been a long time since I had anything more than a plumper rolling to her side, pulling her cheeks apart and saying, 'go for it'... less work to just wank. I am pretty sure the Megan Fox will be a right action hero, a good wrestle since either way its going to be anal and I think I could still take her... ermm him? Even with a Vagina, that hulk is going to have a hairy ass to match the chest and I can't do that, not sober.. and if I got go back to drinking, then I may as well just stick with the wife. Turns and roundabouts.

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Jockstrap's picture

Guess....

UncleYoked's picture

"bam"
There's a saying in thailand, if she's hot, she's a dude

HENCH500's picture

Wouldn’t care shim would get it anyway

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Jockstrap's picture

Haha!

Gsxr1000spanker's picture

On test mast and proviron. I am not of sane mind to answer this question. I’m just hoping no females accidentally trip and fall in front of me. I fear I’d mount them without thinking. It’s tiring being this horny

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Glitch's picture

I'd rather just go with hulk hogan. Ever since Megan Fox got with that fucking vampire, Gothic freak she lost all sex appeal. Maybe use a different chick in this scenario.

Those two drink each others blood, eat placentas, and God knows what else

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713's picture

i dont really like mgk either lol

UncleYoked's picture

TBH, i have no idea about any actors personal life. I also never found megan fox attractive, she's pretty but doesn't do anything for me. I was more in to chicks like cindy crawford and jennifer love hewitt

jaye363636's picture

Agree 100% Jennifer Love Hewitt yessir

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DeeMan's picture

Yep I feel the exact same way. Cindy Crawford and Love Hewitt. Thought I was the only one to feel that way. Both are or were sexy....Megan Fox nahhh

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ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Maybe post someone who’s not
Prevalent in the 1980s LOL

Ava Max is a sexy little singer/artist ..

UncleYoked's picture

I think it was the neck that did it for me

press1's picture

Jennifer 'Give me all your Love tonight' Hewitt use to be one of my faves too back in my 20's, she was gorgeous but also had these really cute demeanour where she would give that look in Films where she was about to cry all the time, the confused look hahaha She was a goody for sure.

RobertB80's picture

Like a deer trapped in a woodland glade

press1's picture

SAY GOODBYE TO THOSE GREAT MEMORIES THOUGH PAL .......

UncleYoked's picture

Why must you hurt me like this?

press1's picture

HAHAHAHA!!!!

RobertB80's picture

Paparazzi haven’t done her any favours there mate. She looks like Mr Burns long lost daughter.

press1's picture

Tbh mate - she is our age I believe and hell even us 2 are no longer Gods Gift LMFAO!!!!

UncleYoked's picture

Holy crap, I never looked these up before but this is Buck Angel before the transition. 100% would've
Buck is an old school trans and refers to himself/herself as a 'female living as a male'. Very level headed and not delusional, even more so since he works as a porn star.


Izzy75's picture

Lol. Interesting that no one said: NONE
Personally, I will not fuck an ugly hairy woman just because she has a pussy and I will not fuck a pretty man.
But in terms of porn, I prefer tranny (almost a girl) on girl action. It's like a pair of lesbians with realistic looking strap on. But why? You may ask. Well, I just don't like closeups of burly dudes with hairy balls and asses in weird positions... they take the joy out of porn.

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

My internet search history can confirm “she make fucks female”

You’re on to something

UncleYoked's picture

not an option, I should have made a third one dick falls off

Izzy75's picture

I could never fuck that manly looking woman. She probably smells like my gym shoes.

So, I'll blame the alcohol (even though I don't drink) after fucking Gigi. "I was drunk, I swear I saw no balls, it's the truth!!!"

PS: You're a bad influence Uncle, my porn search has been really fucked up and weird since this post. Have you ever seen two girls and a cup? Look for it, very educational!

UncleYoked's picture

a classic, right behind jar squatter and goatse.cx

RobertB80's picture

As Wayne Rooney once said: the old ones are the best!

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

He’s a true Everton boy at heart, I guess that’s why I’m his united teammate KO’d him

press1's picture

He's a Catsuit Granny Shagger!! LMAO

He's looking pretty rough currently - looks like he's on the booze again

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Manchester isn’t a nice play to lay the head is it?

press1's picture

The more I am seeing that Tranny the more I am wanting to bang it - anyone else feeling the same??!

I wonder what his fanny actually looks like - Is it neat and well kept/no smell or is it like a smashed up lasagne that smells like its been left rotting in the sun for 3 days?

Black90tsi's picture

I remember a video that we all used to send around to unsuspecting guy friends 15 years ago. This gorgeous, topless blond was getting up out of a hot tub. Great tits, flat stomach, the kinda hips you expect on a woman and then bam, 7" erect dick.

press1's picture

Thing is back then is most guys would of died of embarrassment saying that they find a tranny attractive, now with our desensitized society no one even cares about it.

You have 3 types of members looking at this post currently:

  1. The guys keeping quiet but viewing as they still have their shame and humility intact

  2. The people who are curious and asking questions who daren't say either way

  3. People like Me, Chuck, Stokes, Greg & Uncle who all stopped giving a toss a Long time ago LMFAO

RobertB80's picture

Where’s option 4 for people who are being shamed for simply wanting to fuck the real Megan Foxx?

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

It’s desensitized sure but you have trannies like Audrey Kate and Bailey Jay looking hotter than most broads.

Sexdrive is 1000 on anabolics, why you think most “vanilla porn” nowadays on pornhub is “stepmother fucks step son” or better yet real incest porn?

Because regular old porn became Boring

Still don’t see the appeal in anal with a biological female, you have a beautifully ribbed elastic vagina, puffy labia staring at you ? The feels man the feels! Your dick was meant for that hole.

Wanna see something fucked look at the trannies that still inject HCG it’s like cmon pick or choose

Black90tsi's picture

Not all pussies out there are tight and well lubed. I've been with girls where the pussy was just kinda meh. Not a whole lot of friction inside and they stopped self lubing after only 10ish minutes. It felt good. But not compared to the kung fu death grip her asshole had and using some good lube kept her nice and oiled up for 20+ minutes.

Also anal is just taboo. Or maybe naughty is the right word. That makes the thrill of it more than just regular old sex. It's not something i want every day. But every couple weeks would be amazing.

press1's picture

Why do I like bangin females in the Ass - Because its wrong!!! Lol Plus it does look great when you look down and its going straight down the hatch and they are saying 'I Love it when you do it hard and your balls slap on my fanny!!

Audrey Kate would get it ....

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

You wanted me to answer so I’m doing so with experience , those trannies are cleaner than any of us gym bros on any given day

Mikeyt84LINY's picture

Lmao yo chuck u got me dead RN bro. Fuck it tho right

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