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+ 1 Megan Fox with a dick or Hulk Hogan with a pussy?

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Andrew Tate asking the real questions. For those that haven't seen the video, it's a gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGCR_mFRmOM

For Visual reference:

Buck Angel (Honorary Hulk Hogan) is a biological woman with the female parts still.

OR

Gigi Georgeous (Our Megan Fox) a biological male

Megan Fox with a Dick or Hulk Hogan with a Pussy?

Megan Fox
95% (53 votes)
Hulk Hogan
5% (3 votes)
Total votes: 56
press1's picture

She looks clean enough to me. One thing I am confused on though chuck - where's the bulge? Or do they have a technique for keeping it well hidden - taped up round the back door? Scratch one-s head

RobertB80's picture

Would it make a difference if Gigi (who looks more like Melinda Messenger than MF) had a thick 12” shlong and hulk hogan (who looks nothing like HH btw) had a pussy straight from the cover of Playboy? Still think there would have to be a genuine reason to have to choose between these two dodgy cunts.

press1's picture

I think you are taking this a bit too seriously buddy LMAO Obviously none of us are gonna have to possibly fuck that horrible lookin bloke - But you cannot deny that if Gigi came into your room late at night you'd kick her out of bed, 7 inch trouser snake swingin or not!!! Whats not to like about what we can all see there??!! You are gonna be round the back doin the business anyway - then afterwards you can lay in bed and have a proper man chat about Cars, Steroids and McDonalds - Hell you can even debate with her when the kick in time is for Tren Enanthate!! What bird would understand any of that?? Its all Good matey just trust me Wink

RobertB80's picture

My sense of humour is drier than Hulk Hogans pussy. It’s A London Thing mate

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Speaking on the psychology part of things , people may say”I’d rather fuck hulk hogan looking chick”

I bet my money just because the anatomy is correct doesn’t mean GIGI with the high estro, curves, tits etc wouldn’t be the good choice

In your mind you’d be willing to overlook the cock but not the muscle, beard, jawline, tattoos, hairy chest.

And think about it, you’d rather fuck the manly looking one? Nah you can just disregard the dick and fuck Gigi who at least believes he’s a women

RobertB80's picture

Anyone fucking the bald hairy man with a vagina might as well just put it up “her” arse and come out the closet

Greg's picture

Have you never heard of paper bags??
Just focus on the flag... "oh yeah baby...Merica!"

Drexyl's picture

Patriotism.

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Bingo, that’s a dude with a vagina, at least Gigi is a girl with a dick, that’s how my
Mind sees it, not how i necessarily agree with it

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Gigi does that shit called tucking

Black90tsi's picture

Bet she needs industrial strength duct tape to keep everything pulled out of the way.

Man that sounds painful.

Drexyl's picture

I want to know which 3 of you said Hulk Hogan with a pussy, that’s just fucked up!

UncleYoked's picture

I met him in his prime, dude was an imposing figure, lousy drunk and over all cool dude so long as you didn't try to piss him off while he was drunk or take away his booze. Not sure how his liver is still kicking

Drexyl's picture

Seems like a lot of the wrestlers from that era had substance abuse issues…

Drexyl's picture

I’m still going Megan Fox, now if it was Jenna Ortega, I may even actually pay a few bucks. India Eisley too, but would have to go back a few years for her. I love Jenna Ortega. Love.

Pumped_'s picture

Like you some Wednesday huh? She is a cutie, so is a young jessica alba

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press1's picture

Yeah, Young Jessica Alba was some fine shit for sure - Gorgeous face in Sin City

eighty7's picture

She's one of the many beautiful women that Derek Jeter gave herpes to.

Drexyl's picture

My tests always come back clean from Red Cross donations, but these aren’t razor bumps I have. There’s just no way.

UncleYoked's picture

I'd take HEP C from her

UncleYoked's picture

My god, she was that one for me. I even dated a girl who looked just like her, unfortunately she was just some trash beauty queen from a trailer park but damn if I ever had a chance with Jessica Alba I would have never washed my dick again and happily gone celibate for the rest of my life after that

Pumped_'s picture

I can watch Into the Blue 100 times

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Drexyl's picture

Want to make eye contact with that while you cum? And keep in mind he’s like 6’7”…

SimonM84's picture

I guess this is somewhat of a trick question. I don’t think it’s considered gay if your preference is granny Megan Fox because it appears to resemble my closely to a female and Hogan Vagina is a biological female with female genitals so either way, it’s no homo.

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Drask88's picture

I mean does hulk hogan get a strap on to fuck me?

Black90tsi's picture

If you ask nicely. You'll need to supply the lube though.

UncleYoked's picture

hulk likes it's dry

Black90tsi's picture

Hulk like tearing assholes like he does to his shirts.

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

I’m fucking dead --

Engineereddisaster's picture

I hate to come in here and be critical, but what the hell happed to bro’s protecting themselves with a few solid “no homos” in this type of conversation?
Have we progressed so far in this Tim Walz gay double handwave world that we are too good for no homo?
When I was a kid, you had to yell “no homo” just for sticking a needle in your butt. What has happened?
I feel as is if in my absence we are losing the purity that comes with no homo. No homo.
Please…kids…”no homo” protects you. If you don’t know if you need to say no homo…say it anyways.
If you are in fact a homo… not that there is anything wrong with that..this does not apply.
Please kids…do it for your children.

All my love, no homo
Ed

Pumped_'s picture

Cuz said "Tim Walz gay double handwave". LMAO

Back in my day, Blowing a Tranny was an automotive issue

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Brolly6898's picture

Still stuck on anikka albrites ass forever never homo here

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Nothing sexier than a nude lineup, fuck me running I’m on too much Tren for all this

Brolly6898's picture
Triggerman83's picture

I also am in the “NO HOMO” club. It just keeps everything square!

DeeMan's picture

+1 Squared up

UncleYoked's picture

There will never be a 'no' between us

DeeMan's picture

What's your thoughts on sexual activities with transmissions? Just curious.

DeeMan's picture

@UncleYoked????? You pleading the 5th?

UncleYoked's picture

In this scenario, I'm popping high doses of tren and caber then clicking the megan fox button

DeeMan's picture

In other words you're gonna pop her YOKE!!!

Black90tsi's picture

I've seen a video of a chick mounting the shifter in a manual trans car. It was just a bit weird to watch. Just imagine what will happen when her kids reach middle/high school and that video gets out.

DeeMan's picture

O yeah once on the net you can forget about it. Those kids will be scarred for life.

Black90tsi's picture

Mommy was an e-whore. Daddy was a turbocharged Japanese sports car. It was a match made in internet heaven.

DeeMan's picture

Lol that's a helluva combination

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

I can imagine what your kids kids will have to go through when & if the time comes, we are in the beginning of the end times, the good book hints at this in the book of Daniel and ties it up in Revelation.

America thinks we are the end all be all, are we just negating all other empires that came before us? When we take a step back and actually analyze 2024 it scares me..

I’m willing to be there was civilization either as advanced or more advanced as us and something happened, rinse and repeat. @DeeMan I’m on another tangent, from trannies (no homo ) to apocalyptic shit

I never have to preface no homo because I’m not a fucking homo that’s just that, anyone comfortable with themselves ain’t thinking about “oh gotta preface the no homo”

This is the internet it’s a dumping ground for perverse and twisted activities, I’m surely not going to get on the moral high ground now. Especially on pages that sell me schedule 3 drugs. It’s understandable but I def blew a trannies back out on Tren and I’m not even remotely gay dude

DeeMan's picture

You sure got em talkin Chuck. You still my man one hundred grand!