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+ 1 Megan Fox with a dick or Hulk Hogan with a pussy?

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Andrew Tate asking the real questions. For those that haven't seen the video, it's a gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGCR_mFRmOM

For Visual reference:

Buck Angel (Honorary Hulk Hogan) is a biological woman with the female parts still.

OR

Gigi Georgeous (Our Megan Fox) a biological male

Megan Fox with a Dick or Hulk Hogan with a Pussy?

Megan Fox
94% (44 votes)
Hulk Hogan
6% (3 votes)
Total votes: 47
Saint gannett's picture

Being a faithful husband, it has been a long time since I had anything more than a plumper rolling to her side, pulling her cheeks apart and saying, 'go for it'... less work to just wank. I am pretty sure the Megan Fox will be a right action hero, a good wrestle since either way its going to be anal and I think I could still take her... ermm him? Even with a Vagina, that hulk is going to have a hairy ass to match the chest and I can't do that, not sober.. and if I got go back to drinking, then I may as well just stick with the wife. Turns and roundabouts.

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Jockstrap's picture

Guess....

UncleYoked's picture

"bam"
There's a saying in thailand, if she's hot, she's a dude

HENCH500's picture

Wouldn’t care shim would get it anyway

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Jockstrap's picture

Haha!

Gsxr1000spanker's picture

On test mast and proviron. I am not of sane mind to answer this question. I’m just hoping no females accidentally trip and fall in front of me. I fear I’d mount them without thinking. It’s tiring being this horny

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Glitch's picture

I'd rather just go with hulk hogan. Ever since Megan Fox got with that fucking vampire, Gothic freak she lost all sex appeal. Maybe use a different chick in this scenario.

Those two drink each others blood, eat placentas, and God knows what else

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713's picture

i dont really like mgk either lol

UncleYoked's picture

TBH, i have no idea about any actors personal life. I also never found megan fox attractive, she's pretty but doesn't do anything for me. I was more in to chicks like cindy crawford and jennifer love hewitt

jaye363636's picture

Agree 100% Jennifer Love Hewitt yessir

DeeMan's picture

Yep I feel the exact same way. Cindy Crawford and Love Hewitt. Thought I was the only one to feel that way. Both are or were sexy....Megan Fox nahhh

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ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Maybe post someone who’s not
Prevalent in the 1980s LOL

Ava Max is a sexy little singer/artist ..

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UncleYoked's picture

I think it was the neck that did it for me

press1's picture

Jennifer 'Give me all your Love tonight' Hewitt use to be one of my faves too back in my 20's, she was gorgeous but also had these really cute demeanour where she would give that look in Films where she was about to cry all the time, the confused look hahaha She was a goody for sure.

RobertB80's picture

Like a deer trapped in a woodland glade

press1's picture

SAY GOODBYE TO THOSE GREAT MEMORIES THOUGH PAL .......

UncleYoked's picture

Why must you hurt me like this?

press1's picture

HAHAHAHA!!!!

RobertB80's picture

Paparazzi haven’t done her any favours there mate. She looks like Mr Burns long lost daughter.

press1's picture

Tbh mate - she is our age I believe and hell even us 2 are no longer Gods Gift LMFAO!!!!

UncleYoked's picture

Holy crap, I never looked these up before but this is Buck Angel before the transition. 100% would've
Buck is an old school trans and refers to himself/herself as a 'female living as a male'. Very level headed and not delusional, even more so since he works as a porn star.


Izzy75's picture

Lol. Interesting that no one said: NONE
Personally, I will not fuck an ugly hairy woman just because she has a pussy and I will not fuck a pretty man.
But in terms of porn, I prefer tranny (almost a girl) on girl action. It's like a pair of lesbians with realistic looking strap on. But why? You may ask. Well, I just don't like closeups of burly dudes with hairy balls and asses in weird positions... they take the joy out of porn.

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

My internet search history can confirm “she make fucks female”

You’re on to something

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UncleYoked's picture

not an option, I should have made a third one dick falls off

Izzy75's picture

I could never fuck that manly looking woman. She probably smells like my gym shoes.

So, I'll blame the alcohol (even though I don't drink) after fucking Gigi. "I was drunk, I swear I saw no balls, it's the truth!!!"

PS: You're a bad influence Uncle, my porn search has been really fucked up and weird since this post. Have you ever seen two girls and a cup? Look for it, very educational!

UncleYoked's picture

a classic, right behind jar squatter and goatse.cx

RobertB80's picture

As Wayne Rooney once said: the old ones are the best!

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

He’s a true Everton boy at heart, I guess that’s why I’m his united teammate KO’d him

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press1's picture

He's a Catsuit Granny Shagger!! LMAO

He's looking pretty rough currently - looks like he's on the booze again

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Manchester isn’t a nice play to lay the head is it?

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press1's picture

The more I am seeing that Tranny the more I am wanting to bang it - anyone else feeling the same??!

I wonder what his fanny actually looks like - Is it neat and well kept/no smell or is it like a smashed up lasagne that smells like its been left rotting in the sun for 3 days?

Black90tsi's picture

I remember a video that we all used to send around to unsuspecting guy friends 15 years ago. This gorgeous, topless blond was getting up out of a hot tub. Great tits, flat stomach, the kinda hips you expect on a woman and then bam, 7" erect dick.

press1's picture

Thing is back then is most guys would of died of embarrassment saying that they find a tranny attractive, now with our desensitized society no one even cares about it.

You have 3 types of members looking at this post currently:

  1. The guys keeping quiet but viewing as they still have their shame and humility intact

  2. The people who are curious and asking questions who daren't say either way

  3. People like Me, Chuck, Stokes, Greg & Uncle who all stopped giving a toss a Long time ago LMFAO

RobertB80's picture

Where’s option 4 for people who are being shamed for simply wanting to fuck the real Megan Foxx?

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

It’s desensitized sure but you have trannies like Audrey Kate and Bailey Jay looking hotter than most broads.

Sexdrive is 1000 on anabolics, why you think most “vanilla porn” nowadays on pornhub is “stepmother fucks step son” or better yet real incest porn?

Because regular old porn became Boring

Still don’t see the appeal in anal with a biological female, you have a beautifully ribbed elastic vagina, puffy labia staring at you ? The feels man the feels! Your dick was meant for that hole.

Wanna see something fucked look at the trannies that still inject HCG it’s like cmon pick or choose

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Black90tsi's picture

Not all pussies out there are tight and well lubed. I've been with girls where the pussy was just kinda meh. Not a whole lot of friction inside and they stopped self lubing after only 10ish minutes. It felt good. But not compared to the kung fu death grip her asshole had and using some good lube kept her nice and oiled up for 20+ minutes.

Also anal is just taboo. Or maybe naughty is the right word. That makes the thrill of it more than just regular old sex. It's not something i want every day. But every couple weeks would be amazing.

press1's picture

Why do I like bangin females in the Ass - Because its wrong!!! Lol Plus it does look great when you look down and its going straight down the hatch and they are saying 'I Love it when you do it hard and your balls slap on my fanny!!

Audrey Kate would get it ....

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

You wanted me to answer so I’m doing so with experience , those trannies are cleaner than any of us gym bros on any given day

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Mikeyt84LINY's picture

Lmao yo chuck u got me dead RN bro. Fuck it tho right

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press1's picture

She looks clean enough to me. One thing I am confused on though chuck - where's the bulge? Or do they have a technique for keeping it well hidden - taped up round the back door? Scratch one-s head

RobertB80's picture

Would it make a difference if Gigi (who looks more like Melinda Messenger than MF) had a thick 12” shlong and hulk hogan (who looks nothing like HH btw) had a pussy straight from the cover of Playboy? Still think there would have to be a genuine reason to have to choose between these two dodgy cunts.

press1's picture

I think you are taking this a bit too seriously buddy LMAO Obviously none of us are gonna have to possibly fuck that horrible lookin bloke - But you cannot deny that if Gigi came into your room late at night you'd kick her out of bed, 7 inch trouser snake swingin or not!!! Whats not to like about what we can all see there??!! You are gonna be round the back doin the business anyway - then afterwards you can lay in bed and have a proper man chat about Cars, Steroids and McDonalds - Hell you can even debate with her when the kick in time is for Tren Enanthate!! What bird would understand any of that?? Its all Good matey just trust me Wink

RobertB80's picture

My sense of humour is drier than Hulk Hogans pussy. It’s A London Thing mate

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Speaking on the psychology part of things , people may say”I’d rather fuck hulk hogan looking chick”

I bet my money just because the anatomy is correct doesn’t mean GIGI with the high estro, curves, tits etc wouldn’t be the good choice

In your mind you’d be willing to overlook the cock but not the muscle, beard, jawline, tattoos, hairy chest.

And think about it, you’d rather fuck the manly looking one? Nah you can just disregard the dick and fuck Gigi who at least believes he’s a women

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RobertB80's picture

Anyone fucking the bald hairy man with a vagina might as well just put it up “her” arse and come out the closet

Greg's picture

Have you never heard of paper bags??
Just focus on the flag... "oh yeah baby...Merica!"

Drexyl's picture

Patriotism.

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ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Bingo, that’s a dude with a vagina, at least Gigi is a girl with a dick, that’s how my
Mind sees it, not how i necessarily agree with it

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