posted Mon, 09/17/2012 - 15:29
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+ 2 Man law violations!
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We all see them all the time. Men doing things that make you want to take away their man card! I see it every day! I know you do to. List em'!
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That's very touching. And creepy did he make himself a matching one?
He did ...... He's cool. He's just that guy that tries too hard. Facebook tags you in every workout, has to have whatever under armor puts on the shelves. He does everything except eat and lift. Lol
How did it fit?
I haven't had it in me to put it on. Just taking it made me feel a little dirty. Lol
Post pics. We'll be the judge.
The dude who was half repping 80kg on the bench yesterday! I was in the mood for shouting but kept it inside. Seems to be a bunch of shitbags most springtime wanting to get their summer beach body on, thinking it's attainable in a couple of months time. Bitches!
This guy at my gym does that too, never locks out or anything. Lifts a shit ton of weight but only does half reps. He thinks its ok cuz hes Branch something or another, apparently a pro or something. That guy..lol
easier to just not give them a man card in the first place.
Wouldn't that mean their a woman?
when I was running around committing crimes, the guys I went with I would expect them to be solid, have my back and hold their mud if we got caught up. But if I took my uncle with me who is a law abiding citizen and we got confronted i would expect him to run, and if we got caught i would expect him to to tell because thats the kind of person he was brought up to be.
Man cards are no different for me, when I look at guys I judge them kinda the same way. If they look like a mommas boy, never been in trouble, scared of their shadow, I just dont give them a man card to start with so anything they do dont surprise me and theres no man violations.
That is actually a pretty good way to approach it
Brilliant.
that just avoids the whole issue now doesn't it .... can't lose the card if you never had it
While eating a banana or anything penis shaped they bring their mouth to the banana!! NEVER EVER do this ALWAYS bring the banana to your mouth.
Man I died laughing when I read this!
Ohh wow! That's Just wretched to visualize
Either way is sketchy, but banana to mouth is better. Tearing it up or using a fork would be even less manlier, lmao!
Texting kk as a reply and using yolo ever in any context. My teenage female cousin does that. Why is a 35 year old man doing it? And it wasn't an accident. It happened 3 days in a row. Enough is enough.
To be honest I don't even know what KK means. I guess in this day and age I should try and learn some of this shit. One thing I know at my age is that life is short and....YOLO!!!! Sorry Nitti, had to do it. But I still don't know what kk is.
Gaaaahhhhh The fucking kk thing makes me fume even when girls do it. I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHY IT'S DONE.
it was a tech thing .. before it became "popular"
1 or the other MAAYYYBE! With both.... I think you have to turn in your man card! Lol I meant to reply to you Nitti
Besides, my lady liked the pink draws! She says "only a real man can pull it off". She rules over all others. :-)
Lol well at least she's got your back! Only one that matters right...
Damn straight!
Lol! One of my boys came at me and said "I'm diggin the pink cuz". Sarcastically of course. And I've had little girls laugh at me when I walk buddy (my dog).
back when i was a ref we had pink reffing jerseys. my boss had little kids come up to me and make fun of my pink shirt. like seriously, a six year old told me my pink shirt looked "cute".
Please tell me you don't have wild hair like richard simmons too...
I have no hair brother, lol. Like an italian LL cool J
Buildbigger86HAHA, SWAGGER KID.
I would say that they were laughing more at the fact they have never seen a muscle bound monster dressed in pink before lol. My opinion is it takes a real man to pull it off but of course that could be because when one of my daughters did laundry all of my white boxers are now pink so a little bit of a bias here:)
So yesterday I was walking my Toy poodle/Eskimo mix and I had pink boxer briefs on. Man card revocation or it takes a Real man to pull it off?
AnonIve been guilty of it my self , but now that I see it play out Im going to say, Absolutely having to get the last word in is an infraction of the MC
When it's with a woman... I agree.. I handed my man card over to nitti about a month back.. He called me out on needing to get the last word. At that point you just gotta shut up and move on..
Ohh you were dancing on thin ice that day. But right or wrong I have to respect someone who stands their ground when they believe in something. You're an alpha trapped in a woman's body. But I have the Ban button and you don't! :-P
Good thing you choose your battles wisely.
Dunno if I should lose my man card or not! I told this girl everything in the "What a dude will say and do to get in your pants" hand book. Every trick I've ever used or heard of. She was quite surprised at the extent a dude would go to score. Enlightened actually! Now she's armed with her defenses and knows what to look out for. This worked for the first girl I told and later she was great full for the knowledge....... These were my daughters!
Well done! I did the same for my own daughters so that they could be wise and make their own choices without being ignorant. I would love to see someone try to take my man card away from me for this
To an extent!!!!!! Why should one man worry about the next man anyway? Shouldn't his man card be taken away for always worrying about other dudes? Idk if the self esteem is low so he feels the need to compare or put others down but that's lame as fuck to me
I'm just now seeing this, a little bitter about something are we? It must be a fantastic time being around someone with your view of the world.
Not bitter. I feel none of us are a complete "man" though n a lot of people look at us as females since we watch what we eat, some shave their whole body, tan, etc. I also in my time have found that a lot of dudes are HOES when it comes to bitches, the way they talk, how they go about things. Anyway, not bitter just trying to have a peaceful mindset. you know I fuck with you nitti even before you got big on here
I don't see the relevance of saying talking about other dudes and our self esteem issues have anything to do with you knowing me before. You're a big boy. Don't throw darts while you're sitting down. Stand up. No sense trying to clean it up. You're calling us bitches right? With self esteem issues? You have your take and I say you have a very sad view if you can't take a simple post and not only not have fun with it, but go out of your way to let everyone know how juvenile they are and what a big man you are
I said that to let you know I have no problem with you. The statement I made was from a psychological point of view. Yes I am a big boy n also have a quick mouth so yes, I would say whatever I feel like. Never did I state I was a "big man" neither so you are making that up yourself
Tissue? ;-)
Lol, Ok ok, my bad. You're cool. We all have our opinions. You know what they say about that.
Naw what do they say??
Lol, that you and I are both assholes. You really getting your feathers all ruffled right now? lol, I'm laughing bro. If you're not laughing with me then you should probably take a step back
Naw not at all ruffled. Im not laughing as I thought you were truly offended which was the opposite of my intent. Upset though? Neither that, cool as a springs day boss :-)
I have a gift for getting ppl rowed up and knocking them off their square. Don't lie, it was working wasn't it? lol. We're good bro
Naw, I been stress free so maybe that's why? Had a great night, mediocre sleep which is better than normal for me, so I had a great morning. Figured it was a misunderstanding and I would explain myself then you understand. If you kept it going for 2-3 more messages you mighyve gotten me
Lol. Dammit! I shoulda kept it up a little. Joke
AnonSo are both of you trying to get your man cards revoked by cat fighting in the man card arena ?