posted Mon, 09/17/2012 - 15:29
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+ 2 Man law violations!
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We all see them all the time. Men doing things that make you want to take away their man card! I see it every day! I know you do to. List em'!
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Lol damn all that? That's like a 25 year revocation
I'm calling that lifetime.
No man should ever own a dog smaller than a pet cat!
Lol. I own a dog smaller than my cat. It's my daughters dog ok! ;-)
Well if it's your daughter's dog, that's allowed. Just hope YOU don't take it shopping in one of those dodgy doggy handbags loool.
And I do not carry him in a man purse which is also a violation. But I do talk to him like a wittle baby boy. He's. A guud boy yeeees hee is! Lol
Looooooooooooool.....you've just lost your man card Big Time!!!
lol
Lol! Yeah well I wear purple briefs too! I might as well confess my sins. But it was just that one time my wife entered me in an underwear contest at the club. Lol
I bet that was sexy
Awwww...and she made you wear Purple??? Loooooooooool
CleyonWow, you cut right through his BS quick! He was ready for the contest by the time he got there. I did however notice he said "Briefs" so no thong, thank goodness.
Calvin Klein silk briefs!! Ppttsss, and I won second place! Lol
CleyonI'm sorry, but I don't think there are any winners in that situation.
Well grrrrl thinks its sexy so :-P
lmao.. that's right I do ..got any pics of it?
Oh yes....we need to see pics!!
No cameras allowed in that club but I'm sure I can dig them purple undies up for a pic. Lol
Will you be in 'em though?
Sshhhh, we have to whisper. I don't want the guys to hear this. Lol
tread-mA little late for that brother, the pics you sent the other day..yeah I guess on accident one of those was in the mix. Or was that an accident???!!!! Bell won't be happy till we're swappin nudies!!!
C'mon , you know that was no accident! :-)
tread-mShhhhhhh.....lol
Odd... I was rounding up the goats and one of them were wearing "purple undies".
tread-mUhuh, just as I had suspected!....too long Mi Amigo!
CleyonSorry, but I just had a flashback to a HUGE muscled up black guy walking down the street in a purple thong and high heels carrying a LV purse with a tiny dog in it... Saw it with my own eyes, and scared me for life.
Loooooooool ;)
CleyonAn test:
What type of pet do you prefer,
A. Dog
B. Cat
C. Dog that eats cats
No man under any circumstances should have to explai how to use a power tool to another man.
When your friend picks up a hot girl…however the hot girl has an ugly friend…it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favor will one day be replayed.
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Hahhahahaha!! Some of those guys deserve the wing man of the year. Lol. Damn!
CleyonBows I give what I can.
men in skinny jeans, if they are not french
CleyonTrue, if they're French they're already gay, so it doesn't matter if they're wearing skinny jeans.
I once seen a guy train in a pair of bright yellow Croc sandles like the ones below. Not cool anytime!
http://www.crocs.com/crocs-classic/10001,default,pd.html?cid=738&cgid=cl...
jek555smiling at another guy working out
Ok I can't handle the sight of this but I have the feeling some guys around here wear them. Those friggen toe sneakers that Fila put out! Fuckin yuck!!
Awwee hell yah!! I dont care if ur male or female those things are just nasty!!! Thats a violation allll the way around!! We have a dude at our gym that wears those and it disgusts us everytime!!
Awwee hell yah!! I dont care if ur male or female those things are just nasty!!! Thats a violation allll the way around!! We have adude at our gym that wears those and it disgusts us everytime!!
Disgust is one way to put it. Feeling the onset of projectile vomiting also comes to mind. Lol
ROTFLMAO now if i ate before the gym that just might happen!!
CleyonI thought the same thing... Till I wore them.
I knew somebody was going to say they wear them. Lol. Man I can see why a power lifter might wanna go bare foot when doing military or dead lifts. To have absolute control of his balance and stability. Sneakers can kind of get in the way. But those things. Ugh man! Please explain the appeal be ause they are horrendous to look at
CleyonIt just feels like walking around barefoot, I've never liked wearing shoes so that's great for me. However I had real reservations about wearing them (because they look dumb as hell), my chiropractor suggested I try them when I was having some weird back spasms. I've been wearing them at the gym, and when I'm in shorts for a couple of months now, and my knee and back pain is greatly reduced. Also, my arches are coming back (I've been flat footed for years). Wierd stuff, but they work.
Well if they're helping you physically, I suppose you can be exempt from a man card suspension. Lol
CleyonI've got twins... my man card is doubly secure.
The ability to reproduce does not give anyone a man card. It's the actual raising of the children that gives you the man card. Since you're raising like 12 of them we will let you keep yours.
tread-mBOOM! Thunder Buddies for life babydoll !
CleyonI've always said that being able to father children can get you a man card, taking care of them allows you to keep it ;-)
AND it's only 8!
Lol