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I need a NO HOMO ASAP

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I am in desperate need of a “no homo". I am in contest prep mode right now and cardio now has to become part of my routine. The problem is I can’t stand just plugging away on the treadmill or elliptical like a robot. I need some interaction to get through my cardio sessions. So to try something different I joined a spin class. Now every time I walk into the class I get the “snake eye” from everyone. “What is this weightlifter doing here in our spin class?” So to try and fit in I wore some spandex to the last class. (Don’t ask me why I have some spandex shorts, that another story) Nobody gave me a thumbs up after sporting my fancy spandex and I was desparately waiting for a “no homo” so that I knew it was ok. It never did happen:( Now I am back to my sweatpants and sweatshirt until I get a “no homo” from someone. And don’t knock spin class until you try it. –no homo- I don’t think I have ever sweated this much.

Pale's picture
Pale's picture

LMAO. What's really fucked up is now that song is stuck in your head!

Pale's picture

Hahaha! Yes, I do. Everytime somebody talks about spinning for at least a year now that stupid "gay bar" song/video pops into my head.

Pale's picture

I hate to say I toadaso, but I toadaso. lol

Smithmachine's picture

Not as bad as the guy I saw today wearing yoga pants to dead lift. I guess he was trying to show off his girlish figure because after his sets he put regular pants on. Baha

The Impastable's picture

You mean Ronnie Coleman?

Green Ranger's picture

Been wanting to try spin class, but have been precluded from it due to no homo rule book guidelines.

The Impastable's picture

The code is the law.

GrowMore's picture

Going to spin class is very much like getting a blow job from a man, seems great to start with until you realise your gay.

Jc74s's picture

Hell naw so far best comment for 2015

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Engineereddisaster's picture

Sorry bro. According to the no homo guide book section 4.3a spin class is categorized along side Soccer, zumba, and aerobics as
Full homo excercise.
I'm sorry. Spin class for dudes=all homo
Hope that helps.
All my love, no homo
Ed

fusebox's picture

I have to ask if section 4.3 of the no homo guide book could be amended in case a hot chick invites you and she teaches it? Not that I would have any reason to ask this.... No homo

Pale's picture

Unfortunately no. The hot chick teaching the class was the ONLY reason any of us ever did spin in the first place.

Engineereddisaster's picture

They say the hardest part about being a soccer fan is telling your friends that you are gay.
Embrace your desires roidsta. Soccer needs its fans too.

Makwa's picture

I read through the rule book to see if it was ok to wear spandex while in a spin class but now I remember the pages for S4.3a were stuck together for some reason so I didn't bother pulling them apart. If I recall, that page had a picture of you sporting some spandex on the Spinner XXPro Bike.

Engineereddisaster's picture

That's was my stunt double.

Pale's picture

My "no homo" was based on spin only, I cannot condone the spandex and please don't tell us you bought a pair of spin shoes,lol

Makwa's picture

I think if I showed up with a pair of spin shoes everyone there would crap their spandex. I didn't see anything in the no homo rule book about spin shoes though.

Pale's picture

It is in the rule book now. 4.3c lol

Greg's picture

You forgot the sub paragraph detailing the wearing of spandex with "testiculus atrophia"

Green Ranger's picture

Lmao!

italian92101's picture

That was funny as fuck ed, ad me laughing on the toilet by myself. Smile

Engineereddisaster's picture

laughing can be a very effective stool softener. Smile

Pale's picture

I used to do spin. No Homo...