I need a NO HOMO ASAP
I am in desperate need of a “no homo". I am in contest prep mode right now and cardio now has to become part of my routine. The problem is I can’t stand just plugging away on the treadmill or elliptical like a robot. I need some interaction to get through my cardio sessions. So to try something different I joined a spin class. Now every time I walk into the class I get the “snake eye” from everyone. “What is this weightlifter doing here in our spin class?” So to try and fit in I wore some spandex to the last class. (Don’t ask me why I have some spandex shorts, that another story) Nobody gave me a thumbs up after sporting my fancy spandex and I was desparately waiting for a “no homo” so that I knew it was ok. It never did happen:( Now I am back to my sweatpants and sweatshirt until I get a “no homo” from someone. And don’t knock spin class until you try it. –no homo- I don’t think I have ever sweated this much.
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AnonJoined a spin class a couple years ago. Never been in better shape. I was the only guy in there and it was great. Sat in the back, stared at some sweet asses, got hit on a lot. What's so homo about that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI
This is why.. lol
AnonThat's gay.
LMAO. What's really fucked up is now that song is stuck in your head!
AnonYou've been around here a while, do you remember the video that floated around with the scrawny dude singing "today is bench, so spot me maybe". Has him crushing 185 pound presses. That song is stuck in my head every chest day lol.
Hahaha! Yes, I do. Everytime somebody talks about spinning for at least a year now that stupid "gay bar" song/video pops into my head.
AnonDamn it, you're right. It's totally stuck in my head lol.
I hate to say I toadaso, but I toadaso. lol
Not as bad as the guy I saw today wearing yoga pants to dead lift. I guess he was trying to show off his girlish figure because after his sets he put regular pants on. Baha
You mean Ronnie Coleman?
Been wanting to try spin class, but have been precluded from it due to no homo rule book guidelines.
The code is the law.
RustyhookerSpandex is not gay.
Going to spin class is very much like getting a blow job from a man, seems great to start with until you realise your gay.
Hell naw so far best comment for 2015
Sorry bro. According to the no homo guide book section 4.3a spin class is categorized along side Soccer, zumba, and aerobics as
Full homo excercise.
I'm sorry. Spin class for dudes=all homo
Hope that helps.
All my love, no homo
Ed
I have to ask if section 4.3 of the no homo guide book could be amended in case a hot chick invites you and she teaches it? Not that I would have any reason to ask this.... No homo
Unfortunately no. The hot chick teaching the class was the ONLY reason any of us ever did spin in the first place.
AnonDiego armando maradona is in no homo god dam yo
They say the hardest part about being a soccer fan is telling your friends that you are gay.
Embrace your desires roidsta. Soccer needs its fans too.
AnonMeh you get fondled with at the tailor and I cant even watch the world sport..somethings as off as the feelings that you had that night you made love to your wife here..
AnonD.post fark
I read through the rule book to see if it was ok to wear spandex while in a spin class but now I remember the pages for S4.3a were stuck together for some reason so I didn't bother pulling them apart. If I recall, that page had a picture of you sporting some spandex on the Spinner XXPro Bike.
That's was my stunt double.
My "no homo" was based on spin only, I cannot condone the spandex and please don't tell us you bought a pair of spin shoes,lol
I think if I showed up with a pair of spin shoes everyone there would crap their spandex. I didn't see anything in the no homo rule book about spin shoes though.
It is in the rule book now. 4.3c lol
You forgot the sub paragraph detailing the wearing of spandex with "testiculus atrophia"
Lmao!
That was funny as fuck ed, ad me laughing on the toilet by myself.
laughing can be a very effective stool softener.
I used to do spin. No Homo...