posted Thu, 01/21/2016 - 16:47
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drop your jokes here (humor forum)
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Lil bit of laughter never hurt , drop your jokes here , funny, corny, °* no offensive , whatever lets hear some jokes
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Hitman187what did the edit kid get for his birthday?
your bike
*hope nobody is offended its all in good fun
AnonI just got on to mussel for the same type shit... Don't post That kinda shit
musseldawg69A sandwich walks into a bar.the barman says "sorry we don't serve food here" rofl
musseldawg69A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. the next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. she grabs the gun and holds it to her own head the husband jumps out of bed begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.hysterically the blonde response to the husband " shut up you're next "
An ant is walking in the jungle when he comes across an elephant with a thorn in it's foot. The ant says "hey, I'll help you get that thorn out, but if I do, you gotta let me have sex with you." The elephant was in pain so she agreed. After removing the thorn, the ant proceeds to climb up the elephant and starts hammering away. A monkey is watching in disgust in a tree nearby. The monkey throws a coconut and hits the elephant in the head. As the elephant yells out in pain, the ant slaps the elephant on the ass and says " that's right, take it all bitch."
What's the definition of mixed emotions?
Seeing your mother in-law backing off a cliff and realizing she's in your car.
Q: What do you call a Scotsman with 500 girl friends ?
A: A shepherd,................ it's a bbbbaaaaaaaddddddd joke.
I liked that one.
That dog looks just like one of my huskies.....
Beautiful breed....along with a sense of humor apparently lol
They're amazing. We've got two of them, male and a female. Great with kids and real characters.
StevebThey don't bark but they like to dig everywhere.
Our female one does bark, the male never, just howls and "talks" copying the tonality in your voice howling. Digging definitely, especially if there's a small furry animal like a rabbit etc to execute. Not a breed for you if you're proud of your garden.....
musseldawg69You talk about so stupid its funny thats stupid funny there haha
Hahaha you got me there brother!
musseldawg69Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer ?
A hooker will wash her crack and resell it
StevebWhat's long black and sweaty?
The unemployment line or the welfare line.
StevebBoth are correct.
musseldawg69Rofl- speaking of unemployment: What does a black guy and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work.
I'll stop there I got a bunch more of those but I dont want to push it haha
SMH
AnonI'm sure there are Guys here that would not appreciate that so no more jokes like this one please
musseldawg69Alright my bad
I certainly don't.
musseldawg69I work the oilfield with all different people we all talk shit and tell jokes that i sometimes forget dont fly elsewhere so I apologize catalyst no offense intended bro it wont happen again
I realise you don't mean anything by it, just think a little more before clicking on that post button.
musseldawg69What ? I know whats long black and full of seamen .... a submarine da dum da dum haha
I see more arguing and bickering in here than anything, is this what eroids means to you guys? Because of this website I'm more educated than I've ever been about steroids, I've met allot of really cool people along the way and because of many of our senior members I learned how to properly cycle, and had allot of laughs along the way, it's time for some of you guys to grow up and get a grip on yourself, if you dont have self control you damn sure doing need to be cycling, just saying this is a beautiful place if you'll reap the benefits of it. Sorry kind went off there but holy fucks, let's just get the mission accomplished and have fun doing it
musseldawg69If you aint got a joke then move on your the only one bringing negativity to this forum what u are talking about is old news I was new , im a hot head , and I apologized for it so if u dont like what you see hit the back button dont spam the page please ... tell some jokes bro shit happens
My bad let me fix that lol, - A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only is the rooster screwing the hens but he is screwing the turkeys,ducks even the cow. Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead. The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!" And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land.
StevebThis joke sucks and so does your spelling
"A lot"
musseldawg69Lol theres a little humor for ya
Uuuggghhh.... Don't necessarily disagree with what you're saying, but what does it have to do with this thread?
Little Jimmy was at a custody battle with his Newly divorced mom and dad.
The judge says "We have it here Jimmy you are going to Permanently live with your father."
Little Jimmy says "Judge, I don't want to live with my father, my father beats me."
Then the Judge says " Well in that case its indefinite, that we have it here, you are going to live with your mother."
Little Jimmy say "No, I cant live with my mother, my mother beats me!" (Sigh)
Then the judge get frustrated and says " Well then little jimmy who do you want to live with then.?!!" " We have exhausted all resources here!"
Little Jimmy stands up and says "Judge I want to Live with the Miami dolphins, because they don't beat Nobody!"
musseldawg69Hahaha this joke can be used so many ways
My little one hit me with this one today.
Why did Adele cross the road? Then she just walked away.
musseldawg69Just for the record I got a lil carried away but yes all jokes are welcome from all members less stress=more gains
Bro do you even lift???
Bro,is there a reason you're trying to cause trouble?
musseldawg69Yeah bro of course I got that shake weight ps this my way of trying to stay patient *edit
Sounds plausible!
musseldawg69I whispered in my wifes ear after tonight theres only going to be seven planets cause im about to wreck uranus giggity
i got asked what my view on lesbian relationships are, apparently high definition was the wrong answer.....
musseldawg69Haha what do u call a lesbian dinosaur lickalotapuss
So fkn stupid it's funny bro haha
musseldawg69So a couple of gay guys and lesbians are headed to California who gets there first?... hard to say cause the gay guys already had there shit packed but the lesbians were lickty split lmao
and if your ever sitiing at a bar, never let a gay man ask if he can push you stool in.............
What do u call a cow when it's masturbating?
that joke is alot like butter, keep it to yourself next time or it will spread.................
Lmao wtf! I think you both have a lock on this thread!