posted Thu, 01/21/2016 - 16:47
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drop your jokes here (humor forum)
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Lil bit of laughter never hurt , drop your jokes here , funny, corny, °* no offensive , whatever lets hear some jokes
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musseldawg69Right on I was wondering what the heck lol , good lookin out greg
Replying to you but this is a message for all.
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We do not retaliate for what someone has said in a si page by looking for a member post elsewhere and downvoting them there.
musseldawg69What do u call a cow with two legs... lean beef , what do u call a cow with no legs ... ground beef ha
What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? Raisin Bran!!
Love Raisin Bran ;)
(Strictly for entertainment purposes only and does not reflect the views or opinions of the eroids community)
whats black and white rolling around in the gutter? an ethiopian and a seagull fighting over a chip
''I've just had to sack my Ethiopian window cleaner,
Everytime he goes to refill his water, he walks to the next village.''
4 guys are at their weekly poker game, & 3 of them are complaining how their wives always are sitting up in bed waiting for them when they come in the door smelling of booze and tobacco.
One of them tells how he's park down the block and quietly tried put the key in the lock without making a sound and yet she still there waiting for him. Ready to give him hell.
Another tells how he tiptoes into the bedroom, and he goes to the bathroom I actually sticks his foot in the toilet and pees down his leg so he doesn't make a sound. His wife is still sitting there ready to give him hell.
All the whike, the 4th one is just sitting there with a silly grin on his face not saying anything. Finally the other three notice how quiet the 4th has been.
" So what do you do? "they ask.
" Simple" he says "I just walked in the front door, slam it real loud, stroll up to the bedroom open the door, I don't even try to be quiet, walk to the bathroom and take a loud piss, toss my clothes on the floor and walk into the bedroom and say in a loud voice, " OK,...... who's horny ??".............and she just pretend to be asleep.
TryHarder007I copyright right this ;)
Ok, so three husbands are sitting in the mall bored while their wives go shopping. 1st husband asks the 2nd husband what he got his wife for Christmas. 2nd husband replies "a diamond ring and a dress. So if she doesn't like the ring she will definitely like the dress!"
2nd husband looks at the first and says "what did you get your wife for Christmas?" First husband replies "a trip to Hawaii and a caddilac. If she doesn't like the trip she can be happy in her new car!"
Then the 1st and 2nd husand look at the third and say "what did you get your wife for Christmas?" The 3rd husband replies "slippers and a dildo!" And 1st husband yells "slippers and a dildo?! What for?!"
The 3rd husband smiles and replies "because if she hates the slippers she can go fuck herself.."
musseldawg69Hahaha hilarious
bigmurphYou three got me laughing and smiling and I had a bad day I needed that thanks fellas
musseldawg69Hey anything that decreases stress got to be good for u , no prob bro
All my jokes are either racist or extremely offensive soo im going to sit this out.
I'm out too for similar "political incorrectness" reasons
musseldawg69Haha everyone is so sensitive these days ... those are the best ones
musseldawg69Those are welcome to I work in the oil and gas industry so no prob haha but understandable bro
bigmurphThose are some of the best ones it's all fun if people get effended there in the wrong place
Yall ever hear about the guy who had 5 penises? His pants fit like a glove...
See yall tomorrow...going to bed...
musseldawg69Its so dumb its funny , I heard the drums on that one , have a good night bro
musseldawg69Whats the hardest part about eating vegetables. ...... the wheel chair
Lmao, hahaha.
Hahaha...
Yall know what jello really is....??
What?
Kool-aid with a hard on...lol
musseldawg69Bahaha
musseldawg69haha Your mama so hairy you got rug burn on the way out...giggity giggity
Your mama so cross sighted your daddy left her because she was seeing somebody on the side.
TronFrom the Chappelle show Player haters ball (so stupid it's funny)
musseldawg69Oh yeah ? You like omelettes cause omelette you lick these nuts
You got me and my woman laughin bro..:)
Your mama so skinny she has to run around the shower to get wet..
musseldawg69I dont like the term rape I prefer the term cuddle with a struggle 8)