posted Thu, 01/21/2016 - 16:47
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drop your jokes here (humor forum)
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Lil bit of laughter never hurt , drop your jokes here , funny, corny, °* no offensive , whatever lets hear some jokes
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do you know what the dog said to the cat? wooof
guess what the cat replied?
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ya lost me brother...no harm no foul
really flash? ffs? no he diant................
Speakin of....
musseldawg69Ill smack the taste out yo mouth 8) Hes a funny mofo
Ace VenturaWas*
musseldawg69Thats right I forgot dangv
Really liked this one
musseldawg69You know what I realized you just posted that about 160 lb 170 lb guys aint been working out long enough or eating right to be on gear or get advice ... I been working my ass of my whole life to not only support my family but get in shape so you can get ur shit talking as the fuck off my forum, I choose weights over drugs and im not going to take any shit off no one, aint go no patients for someone that puts people down when they should be bringing them up ... you should be ashamed of yourself
StevebThat joke sucked bro
Lmao
Ace VenturaLol "patients"
AnonI suggest you chill that shit out
I respected that....then I looked at your page to see what!!?? FUCKIN drugs! As well as in the title of YOUR post..drop your jokes here , funny, corny, OFFENSIVE jokes...now wouldnt you think someone might be offended and have no "patience" for that? Now lets not ruin this good thread you made by going back and forth. Knuckles
musseldawg69If u consider hormones drugs ur a fuckin idiot
AnonThey are a scheduled drug...yes.... Last warning... Chill
musseldawg69Alright guesd there is nothing else for me to say
Cool out brother. You misunderstood the post. Lately there has been tons of posted cycles for advice with tons of gear being the main focus. They again..lately...have almost all been someone "25"(which is against rules here to give cycle advice younger than 25) and at aheight close to 6 ft weighing 170-175lbs. My thinking was kind of on par with what you just said! Focus on the lifting and eating and not tons of gear!
If you fkn took the time to see all of my posts(not 1 you misunderstood)youd see that I am a big advocate of busting ass under the weights as well as being positive and uplifting with members!
The way you just came at me is understandable given the circumstance... I am slightly close to having no patience with your muthafkn ass but Ill chalk it up to a misunderstanding which means if you were offended...my apologies...next time when offended...make sure its for just cause!
musseldawg69Alrighty bro I let stuff get to me im only human sorry for the misunderstanding
No worries man I'm just as human...knuckles
musseldawg69My bad bro read the reply to flash cause that apology is for u as well wasnt thinking to clearly and handled that completely wrong no excuse just going foward im going to keep it respectful and remember the order of things and the fact most things have a reason or a rhyme ... for sure knuckles
get too fuck you mouths on twigs.......................... bhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
musseldawg69Nice picture flash you can get off my shit to not going to have a group of punks that try and devalue the accomplishments others when I was 140 # s id a still knocked ur bitchass out now gtfo
29 years old and you come out with pointless tough guy threats like this? That's the sort of behaviour I'd expect from someone half your age.
musseldawg69Yeah I get it catalyst I was out a line I fucked up im going to apologize to these guys
?? geez mate, i saw you two getting heated so i thought id write that comment to "break the ice" a bit, it was meant as a joke mate, bolt got it, you must be having a bad day? its all good i have mental issues as well, i understand........ i hold no bad feelings toward you when your allowed back.
musseldawg69I apologize bro , Ill be man enough to admit it, had been awake all day before got called out to work and was up about thirty hours but that ain't no excuse, just the more stuff I read the more irritated I got and I took it personal when I shouldn't have, like bolt said I should have made sure there was good reason, im going to take a step back and maybe I got a lil to comfortable here and remember there is a pecking order and everything is for a reason this apology is for u bout also for bolt as well
hey bro, were good, there is no pecking order either, were all the same mate, some just been here longer, you know my history around here? lol ive been banned that many times, last time for a year...... its all good, its the internet bro............. welcome back.......
musseldawg69For year dayum lol well sounds like you earned your spot, good to be back
Warning or not I'm really getting tired of the new guy thinking he can talk to other members like this.
Take the day off.
AnonI didn't see that one.... Thanks for the back up bro
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.PermalinkRustyhookerA man escaped from prison where he has been for 15 years. He broke into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"
Great minds think alike brother...this one made me chuckle as well...look down a few posts lol
RustyhookerGotta enjoy the twisted humor. Lol!!
musseldawg69Lol damnnnn!
Right!!? Gave me a hell of a laugh...heard Bernie Mac saying it in my mind...
Well, we could all use a good laugh to get through the sometimes hectic days, so here goes! A classic blonde joke:
Their is this blonde girl in the third grade! She proceeds to ask her mother the following:
Gee mom, I have the biggest breasts in the third grade, is it because I'm blonde?
Her mother lovingly replies: No dear, it's because your eighteen! Lmao
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?
Matt
musseldawg69What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection ..... a quarter pounder with cheese, zing hahahaha
And a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter...
Im a Army vet so here is some shit!!! Blizzard of 2016- So I went to Walmart to get some blizzard stuff. I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle I was in. No big deal- im sexy. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes. Again... STARING! So now I'm like, "What the hell is her issue?!?" I finish up my grabbing stuff and head to checkout. Guess who is there ahead of me? the same hooker.. The staring lady! She turns around and starts staring at me again. So I start looking at my phone- video feeds of the house security. Finally she says, "I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just exactly my son, so I say laugh and say that poor ugly bastard!! She no- he was so handsome but he had died in Iraq... So it kinda made sense now & I felt bad for thinking she was a lunatic/ hooker. I said, "Im Sorry for your loss." She says, "Thank you...but I have a favor to ask, I'll understand if you don't want to, but can you give me a hug and say 'Bye Mama'?" In my head- I was like WTF- Oh fuck NO - this lady is shifty, but my good side kicked in and I know people have different ways of getting over a loss so I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves. Then cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to $106.66 and I'm like, wait a minute-hold up...I only bought a few things, it should be like $50. The cashier then tells me that my total was included with my mom's. I'm like, "What the hell"...She said, "Your mom said you were paying for her stuff along with your things. I told her that that woman was NOT my mom. She said, "Well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mama." I'm like here is $110- keep the change- I got to go! I couldnt believe audacity of people! I flew out of the store looking for this bitch, ready to drag her back in the store by her hair after duct taping her arms and legs behind her back!!! So-I see her loading up her car so I started jogging her way. She saw me and jumped in her car, I got to her just in time to slam the door on her leg, I open the door and I started pulling her out by her leg. She struggled for a second while holding on to the steering wheel and I kept pulling until her "prostetic" leg pops off right in my hands!! I felt remorse for about 1/2 second and thought- "is this shit for real??? Then i said - fuck it- This is happening!!! So I dropped her prostetic and grabbed her other leg and started yanking and pulling...just like I'm pulling your's right now! If I got you good, feel free to copy and paste! My friend posted this and I fell for it too.
Copy and pasted...thought it was funny...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
musseldawg69Rofl hilarious
..be strong gotta tell my wife this one
musseldawg69Damnt that sucks someone negged my karma I dunno if it was for a joke or this forum ? I wish it showed u who/y keep the jokes coming any ways im laughin my ass over here... Ethiopians hahaha
This forum was a great idea....it helps off set all the other stress that i go thru...thanks brother...
musseldawg69Less stress = more gains right lol no problem brother I tend stress out myself
it was some a hole on this post. https://www.eroids.com/pics/my-build
I'll look into it and for his sake, it had better been an error.