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Do all Juice heads own a cell phone?

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So with recent attempts to crack the Divinci code for juice heads and the establishment that all juice heads drive trucks or SUV's, and now that we know all juice heads are Republican I have one final question that I believe will finally crack this matrix and lump us all in to the same category. Do all juice heads have cell phones? Is this our common link? Please let me know. This revelation Could help all of us find the best gear.

All my love,
No homo
Ed

shawn0712's picture

But do all juice heads shave their chests and balls?
I feel like I've really let the community down with my luscious V of chest hair down to my ball fro.
But I do have a cell phone. I'm slightly liberal but more radical. Tear the whole system down is my philosophy.
I dead lift barefoot and I'll take a new truck and thoroughly abuse it into a piece of shit within 5 years. I'd say I at least earn 50% of my juice head/man card.
I don't tan like the typical juice head or read the bible while listening to Rush Limbaugh. I'm working on changing my feminine ways though.

The Impastable's picture

Get out, you don't subscribe to enough manly juicehead values.

shawn0712's picture

And that is my conundrum. The hippie liberals don't want me because I juice and the juiceheads can't accept my hippie liberal ways. This cell phone and truck bring little comfort, and I'm left to deadlift barefooted down a lonely path

RickRock1086's picture

But only douchebags wear Beats by Dr Dre

SwaySway's picture

I still rock a beeper.... cell phones are for pussys...

Engineereddisaster's picture

another democrat that drives a chevy volt.
Obviously not a juice head.

SwaySway's picture

Chevy volt? My honda fit would be jealous!

Engineereddisaster's picture

I KNEW IT!

The Impastable's picture

Sonofabitch probably blends kale shakes in his recycled wind turbine powered blender!

Engineereddisaster's picture

prolly Vegan and works at GNC. Smile

kodiakGRRL's picture

No he works at Whole Foods

SwaySway's picture

An organic food garden is not whole foods... Get your facts straight....

kodiakGRRL's picture

ummm who said it is organic?

Ludwig's picture

Lol

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Green Ranger's picture

The code has been cracked I have a cell phone, wear earphones while at the gym, love women w hot bodies, except when on the test you really do have Test goggles I find myself staring at some mediocre butts thinking damn thats hot. Roid Rage is a fact, I believe in the 2nd amendment, My political inclination is conservative but I don't lean towards any parties.

Catalyst's picture

You've got me, I do. I also like gyms, weights, food and females, (even slightly ugly ones when on enough test).

I'm unique, right?

kodiakGRRL's picture

wait, I know .. you are a man...lol

Engineereddisaster's picture

Nah. When I'm on cycle it's like my nostrils are flared a little and I can smell women.

Pale's picture

It never ceases to amaze me how I can usually find something attractive on women that are marginal at best,lol. It is another testosterone miracle!

superman75's picture

same goes as well here PR, just short of letting themselves get to looking like a wildabeast sloths, woman are beautiful in all shapes and sizes brother.

Catalyst's picture

My training partner describes it perfectly:

Off cycle, 7/10 minimum requirement.

On cycle, has a pulse.

Gymjunkie01's picture

pulse hell just still warm lmao

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The Impastable's picture

You know what I find interesting? That your woman can have an 11/10 body, but be so fucking dense and have such a shitty personality you're willing to downgrade in the looks department for a woman who can actually hold a conversation about more than how hot she really is and how you're a lucky guy to have her (it's happened to me quite a few times). Testosterone clearly isn't enough anymore!

Catalyst's picture

You aren't running enough test Smile

Green Ranger's picture

Lmao!

The Impastable's picture

Ha! Just be careful what you stick your shtick into. All the test in the world won't save you then Blum 3

Catalyst's picture

I'm just reaching the stage where the fat bird that works behind reception at my gym is starting to look worth a pop. No need for blood test, my sustanon is working nicely.

tonytulo's picture

Its all good brother the fattys need loving too they just have to pay me for it.

Catalyst's picture

$10?

tonytulo's picture

$150 and I bet she can cook like a mother fucker , got to be able to cook as much as she eats, so 150 with a weeks worth of meals...

Gymjunkie01's picture

now we are talking!!!!!!!!!! gets some flower roll her in it... find a wet spot and go at it bro...

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The Impastable's picture

Holy mother of...

Engineereddisaster's picture

Dudebro. Yes, that's his Mom.

vhman's picture

Do all juice heads have cell phones?

The answer is Yes. That is until said "Juice Head" destroys his cell phone due to "roid rage." It's a common tale...

ReadyToKillIt's picture

No. I carry around a generator and a 486 PC with A 15 inch monitor. I have like 128 mb of RAM, with a 200 mb hard disk. The only problem is finding a phone outlet to plug my 28.8 modem into when I want to log onto Eroids or the local bbs'.

The Impastable's picture

I find the best method of juice head communication is to say something into both your hands when they are cupped, then walk over to the intended recipient, and smack the message into them. One time with the left hand, one time with the right.

Another link I believe will solve your puzzle is "Do all juice heads lift weights?"