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Everything is Bigger on Viking

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As most everyone knows Vike is one of the biggest baddest Mofo's Around this place. He has over 1000 years experience with juice and because of this, I'm pretty sure there isn't a bro on these boards that could even come close to hanging with Vike. It doesn't matter what it is. His arms will be bigger than yours, his pectorals, lats, quads, you name it will be bigger than yours. He is just that much of a badass, and yes it's likely his weiner is bigger than yours.
"But Ed, Vike said he doesn't get acne, I bet my pimples are bigger than his!"
Yes kids, one would think that however even Vike gets the occasional zit. And yes, it is bigger than yours. Got this little clip from Suze just yesterday.

http://youtu.be/71Lo4TGR-A8

Enjoy.

All my love, no homo
Ed

P.s.
For the record..
This video is not a video of Monster666's pro-gyno titties as most would assume at first

Gorillafit's picture

Well that was nasty. started to gag a bit and had to block the screen with my hand while trying to close the window!

BlackDoug's picture

You know that shit was rank! It wouldn't bother me unless it stank

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

SHIT!... only opened it up for a quick peek and spent 2hrs on the darkside... fk i didnt know there was stuff like that out there, i must have had a sheltered life and you ED are one sic MoFo for even knowing where to look for that shit lmao!

You just made vikes puke and i can stomach some shit usually... oh well let me get a spoon for the chunky bits i cant see good protein splattered all over the deck.... Hmmm tasty!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol. I know. I'm ashamed of myself for even roaming that dark part of youtube. Lol.
I'm pretty sure that I heard a little Irish accent on the old boy as that lady picked that shot out.
Gotta be an old timer from Belfast. Smile

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Must be the magical waters from strangford loch that makes us so fkn tough brother.

Vike slowly saddles up into his wheeled zimmer frame and heads off over to ladies lounge for a little loving and some back zit popping from the heavily muscled eroid iron chicks.... the last time in there he got lucky with a "extras package" .. there was more than just zit puss oozing that day lol :))))

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol. Something man. I think a drink from stangford lock it equivalent to a shot of prop isn't it?

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

lol yeah!... check it out bro, langoustines from there are supposed to be the best in the world .... nearly as big as lobsters!... so yeah the water is anabolic a plenty lmao!

Engineereddisaster's picture

My cousin was having weiner issues and dangled his Johnson in the water there on e and gained 7 inches. I tried that but must have done it wrong and ended up getting bit by one of those damn langoustines. Smile

Pale's picture

My stomach did a flip flop envisioning that,lol

Genetix's picture

Wonder if it smelled like Ricotta of Feta?

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Probably smelled like a 3 month long road trip unwashed pussy and ass juice all mixed together.... no offence meant to dirty women i love you all when drunk lol

TheFlash85's picture

lmfao!

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

i knew that would get aussie attention lol..... just the way we think bro................. :)))

and you guys have some loooooong roads.. so you know that stench very well lmao!

TheFlash85's picture

I always make them wear no knickers on long road trips, it keeps the flies off my chicken.

manbearpig's picture

Hahaha that was hilarious.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

LMFbigassOFF!

White Bolt's picture

Lol

markymark's picture

DDDAAAMMM

Pale's picture

WTF!! It turned into a nipple. How in the hell does one let a boil get that big?

vhman's picture

The guy gagging in the background sums it up for the rest of us.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol, the guy gagging is the best part of the whole damn video.

PIN_CUSHION's picture

X2

WINNING's picture

Sick. It almost looked like a mini penis. Yuck

TheFlash85's picture

they edited out the best bit when the pet dog came a long and had a nice feed, then licked the children in the back ground.

Engineereddisaster's picture

I like the part when the old man says:" raccoons are going to eat well tonight. ". Lol. So damn gross.
The dude running the camera is hilarious, especially when his wife flicks some of that shit on his pant leg. Lol

TheFlash85's picture

lol, damn! I didn't have sound so I missed the talking, so what I wrote sux. lol

Greg's picture

and yes it's likely his weiner is bigger than yours.

That may be ...but his muscles are so big it looks small, where as my muscles are so small, I look big.
Only when it's too late do the women realize this about me.

bill123's picture

always date a woman with small hands just for that reason lol

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol. Well said Greg.

It's all about holding the bluff past the point of no return. Smile

Engineereddisaster's picture

It's a good video to watch when you are craving carbs. Lol.

B52-BODY's picture

where is the one with the bot fly.. on the back of the guys head... that is way worse then this...

lol !

Engineereddisaster's picture

I'm not sure. I've watched so many of these it's all become a blur to me. Smile

GetRippedOrDieMirin's picture

God damn.

Trenbend's picture

How do you find this stuff lol

Engineereddisaster's picture

I only mEss around in the very darkest parts of the Internet.

Deadlifter85's picture

Wow that it not what you want to wake up to.

IrishMack's picture

it's just a flesh wound, HAVE AT YA!

TheFlash85's picture

hahahahaha that's fkn sick!!!

PIN_CUSHION's picture

WTF!!! I knew I was in for some shit, but damn. I hope you stumbled across that, and not specifically searching for it.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Ed, hangs his head in shame and says nothing .....

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Check out what my 4 year old daughter stumbled across the other day while I thought she was watching a video on animals roaming.

NO HOMO!!
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbh-FcyjWws)

TheFlash85's picture
PIN_CUSHION's picture

Damn, why did I watch the whole thing, lol

Engineereddisaster's picture

Damn. I don't know if I dare open that one At work. Lol.

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Well it's educational I guess you could say. Third world zoo keeper duties.

Engineereddisaster's picture

I couldn't resist. Lol. Bet that was fun explaining to your daughter what was happening. Smile