posted Tue, 06/18/2013 - 05:45
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DAMN IT! I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT
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that the cops got my stash and i was in jail! urrggghhhh I hate waking up and having to think im in jail until the room comes to me and I realize it was just a dream.
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I almost forget all my dreams:) i get dejavu always. Might because of the dreams i have seen.
Noid! Ed found the safe house! I hope you left the hookers and goats like we discussed... I took the gear to the location we talked about.... You should be able to sleep good.... All rainbows and unicorns!
Ed couldnt find his way out of a wet paper bag, you stole the box the "gear" was in but i trust no-one so enjoy the water bottles!
AnonPretty sure everyone would love to tax your stash up in here noid!
Brother, waking up next to Mila Kunis is a dream. Dreams are pleasant and enjoyable.
You have clearly described a nightmare, the worst fucking nightmare for any of us with a stash near and dear to our hearts.
I wish I remembered my dreams. My mind is infested with sick twisted shit. They would be cool!
Noid! I'm sending Ed over tonight to sing you a lullaby! (-_-)Zzzzz♪♪
And to steal that gear stash.
dont tell this fucker where I live! hell tear my house up looking for my stash thats at the safe house!
Safe house? Interesting. A whole damn house to store noida stash. Lol.
Go to sleep
Go to sleep
Go to sleep giant noidster
Eddie's coming (no homo)
Eddies coming (no homo)
For your big ass stash.
That bros is a lullabye
Party at Noid's safe house I am in! You know he has a collection edition of all that gear! Pick up in the van, I will be on the corner
Bring your heckler and Koch... Might get ugly.
Now you are singing the language of love No Homo!
not at the safe house silly, old boring people. no kids, no friends, no parties, and most important no cops!
Well at least I can get a nap in. I am no spring chicken myself.
What about hookers? There has gotta be a couple of those. Love me some ho's.
well those are everywhere! cant take no chances brother, I weighed my box of goodies the other day when i was over there, 32 pounds! could get close to the front page with that!
Very impressive. That would definately get you the front page.
I told him nothing! However you do know he's a wiz at putting LoJack in people's bums!
Don't be mad Andro. It will find its way out eventually.
AnonNothing worse than trying to fall asleep and every time you close your eyes, you see yourself sitting in a chair teetering on the edge of a cliff.. Thank God for Nitti or I never would have been able to fall asleep.
he didnt tie a rope around you to keep you from falling! thats just what he said!
AnonHe tied me to the bed. Worked like magic, and I was out.
Lol, Nitti's bedroom is famous for putting women to sleep.
Ctfu!
tread-mOUCH! CALL ME NITTI, WE GOSTA TALK BROTHER.....YOU'RE NOT DOING THE ROPE TRICK THE WAY I showed you playa. Hell I'll throw a vid together....
Bro, she's not into the autoerotic asphyxiation. Lol. I ain't doin it
tread-mTread does his football chant.. DO IT...DO IT...DO IT...DO IT...DO IT!!!
WEEEEE WILLL WEEEEEE WILLL ROCK YOU, ROCK YOU!!!! Oh sorry, got carrieed away stomping the floor hangin from a rope in the closet : /
Ctfu! That's how accidents happen. I think Ed killed his first hooker attempting autoerotic asphyxiation.
Lol. I don't attempt.
tread-mNo no no...he gave his first hooker a mutiple electric orgasm trying to kill her. He got it right next time! Lol
Where'd you go? I got the rope ,get Ur ass back in bed! ;-P
tread-mDaaaaaaaaaYuuuuuuuuuuuuuum...in Texas they call those words foreplay. Oh yeah and "my pot pie better be ready woman, now get in bed!"
Note that I said they...Tread ain't got no foreplay problems brother, oh hell no!
triple snap
I had a dream that a coiled snake struck at me in the face! A badass coral snake!
But I ducked and dived right out that bitch way and was like BAM! Winner!!!
Then I woke up; slept with my teddy bear, took three Ambien and shot of vodka and passed back out in the Eroids Van next to ED!
Who was the one who gave me the ambien and that snake was not a coral one either!
GD I need a bleach shower!
lol Jk
Gator
tread-mThat was actually my Treaddy bear. It has roofie lips you kissed it huh? : ( no homo
YOU GAVE MY TREADDY TO SOMEONE ELSE!? FAAAAHRK!! First Bruno malls my first..u ship off my second...hell no wonder i dont sleep well!! And I thought I was "special"!?!?! Guess not so much!
tread-mHoney the one he got was a knock off made by some immigrant mexicanians and it had a prolapse and an arm sewn on its forehead! I donkt send my baby no stanky Treaddy bears! Sooooo....guess again lil thang ; )
Why worry bout a Treaddy when you get the real Gorilla. If not for the full body shave you could even pet me. You know what, pet me anyway phugg it!
Well some nights when u decide u wanna curl up with lil C instead of me i still need my cuddle bud so i need my lil treaddy. And for those nights when ed comes and picks u up in the van..i dont know where u guys go but u r sure gone long enough. I tend to get lonely and need a cuddle bud so my treaddy fills that void. Then on those nights when i throw ya on the couch when u return from ur "boyz nights out" and i see spur tracks down ur back and crab cakes in ur skivs..yeah my treaddy comes in handy. But i hope those dayz are dwindlin down cuz not havin my lil furry bud sux donkey ballz! And i dont think the van runs very efficient when i let K "fix it" with his gas can of juice and wire snippers. Yeah..u boyz aint goin verry furrr anytime soon!! ;)
tread-mSounds like I'm gonna be "LIVIN IN AN EROIDS VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER SMOKIN DOOBIES" if I don't get my shit together?
Alright its just you and me from here, I don't like Treaddy gettin his head caved in by a Giant cuc everytime you get mad anyway! ; *
Well...now at least we r gettin somewhere. We will save some dollas now cuz i wont have to run to the grocery store everyday buyin cucs.
tread-mYou'll still need the small ones for diet but You won't be needin the big ones no mo! that just happened
Gooood cuz i am startin to get looks in the grocery store parking lots. I'd much rather have the real dilleo somewhere else.
tread-mSomewhere else? DAYUUUUM! I guess I better make damn sure I'm avaialble, "somewhere" covers a lot of real estate ;P
I mean, well yeah... I was totally lip smacking that fuzzy!
Lol
angusawkward......very awkward.
That why I said I needed a bleach shower; it was very awkward!
Like 14 yr old first kiss awkward!
lol hahahahahajajajajajajajaja
No HOMO!!!!!!!! Fo life!
tread-mWhooooaaaaaaaaa brother, we speak in half lives around here, let's keep an open mind! Lmao
X2.... How about shelf life??
tread-mOn the shelf, the dryer, washer spin cycle, yuuup...all works and with spurs good too you just scratch the shit out of your appliances.