One day chuck norris was driving a truck. He felt he needed to pee so he drank one beer so that he could urinate into the empty bottle. All went fine but one drop of urine fell to the floor and found its way to the engine.
Today we all know that truck by the name Optimus Prime.
What was your favorite chuck noris movie ? Mine was invasion u.s a . TIME TO DIE ! Blows that guy away ! With a rocket launcher . That's fucking cool.
tread-mChuck Norris didn't call the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone!
dansta123Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
Okay thats some funny ass shit.
tread-mLmao..."talkin bout"
tread-mThey found the cure for cancer, its Chucks blood. Too bad Chuck can't bleed!!!
One day chuck norris was driving a truck. He felt he needed to pee so he drank one beer so that he could urinate into the empty bottle. All went fine but one drop of urine fell to the floor and found its way to the engine.
Today we all know that truck by the name Optimus Prime.
tread-mThats a good one..
tread-mChuck ordered a Big Mac at burger king AND GOT ONE!
Nasty81NateChuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it!
Chuck Norris once impregnated a woman through 11 condoms and a brick wall
tread-mChuck built the cabin he was born in WITH HIS OWN 2 HANDS!
when Chuck Norris does a push up he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
the boogie man has chuck norris in his closet
tread-mThe four horseman of the apocolypse live in Chucks ballsack!
tread-mUFC stands for "Unwilling to Fight Chuck!"