Bodybuilding Jokes! A lil levity
Sometimes I think we get a bit too serious in this difficult sport! So, i thought a few bodybuilding jokes might make us laugh.
Give some love(no homo) lol in the gym by sharing em!
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island?
A: He wanted maximum isolation
Q: How do Columbians develop muscle?
A: By pushing drugs
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?
A: He was destroying his calves.
Q: What do you get when you cross a bodybuilder with a Peeping Tom?
A: Amazing Peeks
Q: Why did the bodybuilder go to the hospital?
A: Somebody told him he was all cut up!
Q: How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to do it and two to chant "you're looking huge man, you're looking huge!"
Q: What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his protein tub?
A: No whey!
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road?
A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym?
A: Curls
Q: Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted?
A: Because he was squatting
Q: Why did the stupid Bodybuilder train at the zoo?
A: He wanted to get ripped to shreds
Q: What do you call a Bodybuilder with a sunburn?
A: Flecks Wheeler
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles?
A: Mr. XMass
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store?
A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
Q: What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer?
A: Show us your calves!
- Bookmark
- 0
- 0
What did theflash say to the guy in gym wearing skin tight lycra shorts tonight?
What the fuck you looking at cunt, put pants on or get out.
RustyhookerHaaaa!!! Cheeky cunt or just cunt?
Lol nope, thats what i literally said.
I actually say hi to that guy now, he duznt wear tighties anymore and he sucks up to me chronically lol.
RustyhookerJust needed a big bro and guidance.
I was at a pub few weeks back, went out for ciggie with mates.
Bigger group of guys staring at me/ us my mate goes you just love eye fucking cunt dont ya, just relax dont worry about them.
I turned the other way ignored, flicked ciggie and started heading back inside, i looked and the main guy smiled ( like a smart ass ) not being friendly.
I walked over and said- what is your problem you smart little cunt, you wanna go?
He stood up reached to his pocket and said do you wanna go? As he pulled his police badge from that pocket lol looked around the table 2 others had put their cop badges on table lol
I had to full back down and apologise then got the hell out.
I woulda thought, "Put mouth on twig."
Hahahah
Lmao brother these are more of dad jokes haha
Pmsl!