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Small rant. Sick of the "Alpha" wannabes at the gym. You know the guy that lifts weights and has tattoos and walks SO SLOWWW around the gym like he has 45lb plates in his shoes while holding an energy drink like he is on a Monster Energy commercial. Im sorry dude. You aren't bigger than anyone so stop acting like you are 7ft. You don't have more tattoos than anyone so stop acting like your from MS-13. You aren't the alpha. Stop acting "hard". If you have to outwardly "act" alpha, try and look alpha, etc YOU Aren't alpha!j

I even hate the term "alpha" I feel it is overused and really I have met an extremely rare rare amount of people I would say are alpha males. And by rare I mean maybe 2. And those people don't look it outwardly, don't act it outwardly etc. The are unrecognized because they are comfortable in their setting without care.

BFG's picture

What do you mean by allowed ROFL

NWApatches's picture

"I'm a powerlifter bro, not a bodybuilder". This human species makes me god damn sick

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DeeMan's picture

Lol yeah I've seen those super gut sized guys with their sleeves rolled up. Again my problem is guys that are insecure and or cocky. No man needs to hate on another man due to insecurities. It's just crazy man. But some men can be worse than women I'll say that. Best believe that. At the end of the day they should just be comfortable in their own skin and be the best that they can be. Simple. But like I said alot of times we are right next to a true Alpha and we will never realize it. He has nothing to prove unlike some guys. Lol but that's just us men. Pride and ego

DeeMan's picture

Please don't tell him that haha

SeeOhShow's picture

“Pocket Anvil” Lol

DeeMan's picture

I remember that. Straight bully action lolol. My man anvil lol

SeeOhShow's picture

It was a reference to a famous Olympic weightlifter. Naim Süleymanoğlu. He was like 4ft 9. 3 time Olympic gold medalist. Nicknamed “pocket Hercules” lol

DeeMan's picture

Nah that pocket Hercules guy was a sight to see.

SeeOhShow's picture

Nah he doesn’t deserve any call outs or references. Pocket Hercules is a cooler reference. Though very obscure to those who weren’t/aren’t weightlifters. And honestly a compliment

DeeMan's picture

You gotta remember these type of guys will eventually be humbled. Seen it a thousand times. Alot of it is insecurity to be honest. A true Alpha male would be hard to find nowadays but he exists.

DeeMan's picture

Samuel L Jackson WILL humble all these mofos!!!! Lol

DeeMan's picture

Yeah that's what I heard too. I believe it. That's ya boy lol

HENCH500's picture

If you don’t want to respect the lions best to avoid the jungle

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TheIcon's picture

Unless you are a porcupine Smile then you like F you lion.

HENCH500's picture

For a moment until the line finishes pulling she spines out of his nose then actually bends the porcupine over and bums the life out of him lol

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DeeMan's picture

Alot of these type of guys are insecure. They can't help it.

NWApatches's picture

That's right. It's 100% insecurity.. defects run wild, a person unable to control their own thoughts and highly emotional.

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Pumped_'s picture

Those are the guys constantly telling their wives or girlfriends "shut the fuck up" and slapping them like they are tough at home too. Shouldnt tell anyone shut the fuck up but if i hear a guy saying that to a girl in public i cant mind my own business and i most likely going to be in a fight that wasnt my business in the first place but i cant help it

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Black90tsi's picture

If your woman told you that you had the tiniest dick she'd ever seen you'd smack her and tell her to STFU too!

Pumped_'s picture

Id just tell her "i still made it past the used part, couldnt been too small"

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HENCH500's picture

No mate I would just stick my dick in her mouth and fuck what she says

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Black90tsi's picture

With a dick that small i bet she could say a lot ;-)

DeeMan's picture

Lol

HENCH500's picture

Maybe mumble a word or to like slurp gobble ssssssluuuuurp iiiiiiii wish slurp gobble gobble my fella slurp black90 gag gag slurp was packing as much meat as this Stokesey .

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Black90tsi's picture

I mean, if she can get all that out more power to her.

HENCH500's picture

Pmsl

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DeeMan's picture

O yeah? So you'll fight someone if you hear him tell his girl to shut the fuck up? I mean yeah a punk is a punk and we both know that so I feel ya

Pumped_'s picture

Ill say my opinion. The fighting is up to them. I dont try to start fight im a pacifist so if they want to take it there is 100% on them

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DeeMan's picture

@Pumped you'll be whipping their ass while preaching to them at the same time lmao

Pumped_'s picture

"spare the rod, spoil the child" Proverbs 13:24

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HENCH500's picture

No that’s alpha lol

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