posted Wed, 01/09/2013 - 07:00
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-7 Customs letter seized by my mom?!??!!
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Okay I know the title seems really strange but I need some help.
I've been checking the mail everyday for a while, because my order has been sitting in New York customs for a few weeks now.
Today my mom had this terrified look on her face as shes opening up some of the mail, and shes almost in tears, and I could vaguely make out what she was looking at.
She then took the mail with her to work and I havent seen her since.
Does anyone have a picture of a seizure letter they got, just to see if she was looking at my seizure letter?
Thanks everyone, what a shitty day Ive been having, god damnit..
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Sorry its been sooo long since I've updated fellas, didnt realize this would get a lot of attention.
The following is not made up however is kind of lame for myself.
Since this happened, the letter was indeed my customs letter, and my mom was very agitated, so agitated that she called my grandmother up who was in a wheelchair to give me a serious life talk. This talk consisted of her husband my deceased grandfather, who cycled in the 80s when he was in his 60s, and had incredible results. She actually urged me to go along with it and get as big as I could in the shortest amount of time. I gave her a hug, amidst the obvious tension between her and my mother. My mother then came to her senses and injected into my right glute approx 3 weeks ago. So all in all the story has a great heartwarming end to it.
To all the young bodybuilders out there, I urge you to get on gear ASAP, and please disregard the PCT bullshit people are trying to spread around here. You're young, now is the time to experiment with your body!
Im just gonna lock this its so fucking retarded you got to be a troll!
HA HA DA DA HEEEEEEE'S BACK.
oh well shit happens funny though really and an ironic twist in your serious life talk crap i mean crack.
You are looking to provoke attention of the wrong kind when you say SHIT like you URGE to have young bodybuilders "to get on gear ASAP" whaaattttt???
"and please disregard the PCT bullshit people are trying to spead around here" stupid comments typical of an immature person i think your message is dumb ass and you need to read before you fuck your body and sugggfest others do, this isnt a clever retaliation you write just a joke.
You only live once dont be stupid and give a bad image to aas please, no one wishes to see such bollocks on Eroids.... get real boy and i urge others not to experiment with their bodys i.... suggest they follow advice from people who know at least a little bit about this game.
Heartwarming LMAO
Wtf is this? Trying to be funny?
This kid must be a comedian...................... ha.....ha.....ha.
StevebSeems that way, kind of lame now.
this guy is pretty big i found him, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1zFeHJzS5E
Fuck.....this guys post is funnier than mine-----especially because it's real, whereas mine was done after a bowl of some good smoke.
hahahaha... was it the kush?
Wait a second, I thought Perses was chirping brodies down Ocean drive in his GTR. What's he doing living with his mom?
damn..... now that is fucked up.. but funny!!!
i think ur mom is gunna run ur gear bro
cdaddy7I cant stop fuckn laughing.....
You looking at my pee pee pics again?
Haha am with you on that this is why i love eroids the its best forum av ever been on.av read some of these posts twice and am still dien lol.
Ismokedu (missing in action) where are you lol shit maybe he has been thrwn out his house...homeless maybe even jail..i would love to get a ansa to this question as i am making up dramatic storys in my mind..
Oh and one more word of advice. When you place your next order, because we all know you will, order domestically! There's nothing you need from Europe right now. Customs is a bitch. Order from home and avoid shit like this.
AnonFirst off how old are you bro....... dont send that shit to your mamma house even if u live with her..... if you have a car... go get a po box damn lol
He can't reach Mickeys finger but he needs a PO box? Hahaha!
That's just mean holmes. He's only 12, where else is he supposed to live?
If it is just say ur gym buddy needed to order some stuff and lives in an apt so you gave him the ok to ship it to ur place and you have no clue what he ordered.
Yeah the "I'm just holding that for a friend" butting works every time huh. Not even on Who's The Boss homey.
Lol still better than sorry mom for ordering illegal stuff to your house.
Cut this guy some slack he's heart must be beating like he's OD'd on clen rite now.
Now no doubts this is some funny shit lmao... One of the best yet but some of the comments are equally funny/ridiculous now i havnt lived with my mammy for ohhh bout 8yrs now but i must say i always suplimented my diet with breast milk yes mothers own is best better than any a protein shake the world has ever seen... And warm too so yeah im down with that so was mammy and if she was busy she'd express it for me and id make do.
Have no shame mammys milk is like muscle milk just better yummy mummy ha ha
Cut him some slack? He needs to cut the umbilical cord tethering him to his momma. Man enough to run gear, better be man enough to deal with the consequences, even from your momma.
This shit is very funny ...... Eroids has a gem in the archives here and yeah cut him some slack why not? So he's done what he's done possibly caught, mommy angry *smack bum and"You naughty boy!... Silly posting such a question in the helm of wolves but hell they say you couldnt write that shit.. well this guy did so he maybee needs serious help and counceling.... I feel concearned for the guy really on a moral and psychological level but i personally stand on the point mothers milk tastes best and i miss it ha ha
Yeah this has turned into a pretty nice party. I'd like the kid to step in and introduce himself lol.
HERES THE KID HIMSELF TA DA!... a brave grand entrance would add to the glory of the occasion and bring us a few more giggles thats for sure, im still laughing at this one.
Wheres he gone?.... He went signed gimself up to a new steroid forum i bet for more of the same.... its a damn shame.
Oh shit...@ismokedu.... Hide yo mommas Crisco!!!!!!!!
WILL MY GAINS BE LESS IF I LIVE WITH MY MAMMY !!! ? OMG is this real science i betta move out quick ooo shit what am i going to do theres no houses to rent for less 500 pound a month and as i am out of work due to massive unployment in my area and a knee injury i better go live in a box and become a tramp ooo shit i better tell my mate of 27 he must move out to and leave his family and kids bcuz his mam still lives with him due to lack housen.this is a bad day for all...a very bad day
Do you want to talk about it brother?
Yes i would plz thank you.i feel realy down and lately i have felt like my penis is to small for my age the girls seem to like it but they think its odd when i jizz then ryt after push there head to the pillow and run like sea biscuit out there door b4 they see my un-erect mushroom.what should i do about this ? Also the fact there is no houses in my area and lack of work is leading to street riots and children going un fed and living off the the newly cut benifit system.its nice to see my crys are not going un noticed thanks bro
and the fact this young man/adult should not of sufferd at the hands of these evil fiends looking to vent on someone otherwise known as mass bullying sometimes leading to people taking there lifes its realy got me hitting a all time low.
Get a penis vacume bro to help you grow lmao
Hahaha i here if you inject tren e into your penis it makes it bigger 1 ml every week should do it.
Ive got a big'un pal i wont shame your "mushroom" lol with the stats of my nob but if what you say is true and 1ml of tren (what dose duh) works why havnt you smashed a load of it in your member mate.... Practice what you preach if you have the answers load that barrel and shoot it fast before a lady friend gets a glimpse of the sorry fellow.
And for your information its actually only a fraction of a ml for a small'un.....i estimate via clinical trials on mice lmao
Hahahaha BOOM..
Youd get a 10wk small cock growth cycle off a single 1ml amp of tren ace 100mg... so cheap the answer, suppliment your piggy bank by becoming a councilor for the lesser endowed its a widly available job i beleive so no excuses...... trust me bro i am deadly serious its your best bet
You're a very "interesting" individual.
Haha hmm is that a bad thing ?
Brother, I'm sorry that you are going through a shitty situation. I'm especially sorry about the small penis size. That has to suck.
As for the housing situation bro, maybe it's time to move. I checked out your old posts and it seems that you've been laid up and living with mommy for over a year. I'm sorry you hurt your leg but I'd be willing to bet that 1 year is ample time to fix that shit. I've got a buddy that fell off a roof and paralized himself from the waist down and within one year was kicking ass and providing for his family.
So here is my short pep-talk young brother:
Get off your ass and make something of yourself. If your situation is shitty, change the sail and set a different course. Opportunity never falls into your lap, you take your lap to the opportunity. You are young, fit and I'm sure capable of doing better than you have done in the past year. I don't give a shit that you hurt your leg. Quit using the crutch as a crutch and get your shit together.
With that being said, this isn't a mass bullying on this young kid. This is straight talk. If you can't afford your own pad, then you can't afford gear. Your momma shouldn't have to work her ass off to feed you while you spend your money on gear.
At any rate, I'm here for you brother. I hope your situation gets better. I know you can do better so do it.
All my love, No homo
Ed.
This was a funny post originally but i think your post to sparticus is a bit out of order see counter jesting with the intent of having a go at someone with a serious leg injury (i know about through PMs) that shit is personal and it brings things down a level if you catch me i think you need to get a sence of humour but one thats funny like most about this post.
Never think you have the rite to judge/criticise someone in such a negative way just from a profile pic a few posts and a few exchanged words this is not reality as word is from mouth see i have an injury myself and i think to take the piss out of such things (real jokes aside) is way wrong and you should not get off on it as its not cool, this sort of bollocks you speak is why i cant wait for the injurys section to be a new addition to Eroids... Understanding on a level will be very helpful to weight lifting/sports related injurys.
Thanks for the input Joe. But I think you misjudged my counter jest as well. I can understand that you relate to your friend as you yourself are still enjoying the suckle of your momma's sweet breast milk, but please don't jump in here and judge me. I'll bring your 17 year old ass down to China town.
Thank you for your concern.
All my love, no homo
Ed
You did the judging and it was a shitty call, its out of order for all to see....so your in denial bro and that shit is weak unlike your rock hard hoo rah typing of words on your heavy duty keyboard....face your wrong doings its OK you wont be less man.
Also ill jump in where i feel fit also get it straight you jumped up hero im 27 not 17 you mis-informed arrogent ego trippin alpha man, you dont know shit really do you so dont bother trying to put me in my place sort yourself out, youll "bring my 17yr old ass down to china town" ha ha..... Joker get real this is the virtual world did you know, your karma surpasses your wisdom no doubts.
And i havnt lived at home with my mammy for at least 8 yrs and the mothers milk thing was a JOKE which you have difficulty understanding i see... I have a family, my own house and two dogs and am happily training at present regardless of my injury.
You make eroids look distasteful you crettin a joke is a joke dont get personal else youll put backs up.
You cant reason with some though im aware so best just not speak at all yeah.
All my love. No homo.
And this is a funny post originally why did you bring down the tone? You must dig that ey.
Bye bye super hero good attempt at putting me in my place lol
LMAO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osvLul5kTHM
Pretend that you are Focker and I am Robert De Nero.
That's what just happened.
Dear Robert Deniro
For some reason i cant find the strength to open your link....see i have no wish to further fuel your fantasy world, you are quite obviously bonkers and mommy should have disciplined you long ago over her lap, and not deprived you of her breast milk as you now have a vendetta against me coz im partial to a suckle ha ha.
Hopefully ill see you in china town one day.... ill step in the time macheine so im 17 just for you my MAN... then you can be so privilliged to dine with me there.... Ill have kung po chicken and fried rice call it my weekly cheat meal, then ill throw up all over you as your shit stinks so bad.
Bye bye hero.... Thank the lord for you as eroids needs clowns....just like you... As does the circus.
I see it now you could grow a handle bar mustache and lift plastic weights and scream "im the fuk'n daddy!" you may even score with the freak show ladies as long as you dont try to be funny.... Ever considred a change in employment lmao ;)
Well, I'm sorry if you are too butt hurt to play. I didn't mean to hurt your tender feelings.
Maybe one day we will be friends.
But i want to be your best friend!
We could snuggle up when im "butt hurt" and id have no issues having dinner with you in china town, i wont really waste good food vomiting on you... What a waste.z
Id even come round your mammys basement and watch a movie with you maybee a Deniro film as i know your partial as are my, goodfellas OK?
I love you bro you make me feel good when i see your words of wisdom my heart flutters and i get a rock on but that might actually be the proviron im running not sure
Dont get mad/sad or confused bro your a ledgend and i like you in a virtual obscure way ;)
Bro. I think you've got your panties in a bunch for no reason. I'm only dicking with you.
Come on now, give Uncle Ed a hug.
I was serious when i said i though some of what you said was distasteful and a tad out of order, you dont know him or his circumstances and he has a shit injury not to be "joked" about really.
However if you cant decipher the fact that I AM JOKING WITH YOU in most of what i say then i think your feelings have actually been hurt and for this i am truely sorry bro i didnt realise you had strong feelings for me... if i could hug you Ed i would but i fear this will never be a reality :(
Chin up bro lots of love xxx
P.S can i have some karma for errmmmm..... Something? (JOKE)
Peace its been a pleasure Mr deniro lol
I dnt want to move out from my mammys house it would leave her homeless due to the fact that she could not pay the rent somethings are more important than living in your own pad we do things the family way here in great britain.my surgery is next thursday i have a job waiting but would not put them in a fukt up place bcuz i am gna be un able to walk after my surgerys yet they would be paying me for nothing thats just unfair on the small family firm but i think your ryt these doctors dnt no shit..i tell you what i am gna do after my acl recon tell them get off me,fuck rehab,its time for me to man up once again the first time failed i am gna wake up and head ten mile bk to town and start my job with my new knee and new found hope that you have give me thank you brother.and as for waiting one year to fix my leg my injury duz not fix its self unless you are superman waiting is what i did as the recon would fuck up getting the job i wanted ...in the man up months i had of not wanting to be a pussy and sit on my arse doing nothing i done a lot more damage.and as for my situation beeing crap it is great apart fom the leg crk which will be rocking in no time but many of my mates living at home with there mommy are dragging by on fuck all and have tryed the man up months and still have fuck all and am sure there is many pros who live at home with there mommy and use sreroids wait.... Lou ferigno did that and he was a champ but am sure he was wrong in doing this.thanks for your advice bruv