posted Wed, 01/09/2013 - 07:00
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-7 Customs letter seized by my mom?!??!!
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Okay I know the title seems really strange but I need some help.
I've been checking the mail everyday for a while, because my order has been sitting in New York customs for a few weeks now.
Today my mom had this terrified look on her face as shes opening up some of the mail, and shes almost in tears, and I could vaguely make out what she was looking at.
She then took the mail with her to work and I havent seen her since.
Does anyone have a picture of a seizure letter they got, just to see if she was looking at my seizure letter?
Thanks everyone, what a shitty day Ive been having, god damnit..
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Dear Lou,
Thank you for the heartfelt letter. I think it's truly amazing your willingness to give your mom the support of just being there, jobless, yet giving her the income she needs to not lose her house. I'm amazed that you can pull that off and still find the funds to buy steroids. Given the fact that you and Lou have so much in common, I'm sure that the sponsor money and the movie roles, and the modeling jobs are more than enough to keep shit in line at home. I'm just glad that you didn't elect to leave home and find a better job and try to mail or wire the funds home, that shit never works unless you are purchasing steroids of course.
Sure, I don't understand what goes on full behind the scenes, but from what I gather, and yes, I gather a lot (even from your broken English posts) you are afraid to man up and take the world by the horns and kick its ass. It's too hard for you. I suggest changing, making yourself more efficient an moving out of mommies house. I know that is hard. It was hard for me at 12 years old to move out of my mommies house and get a full time job, but I did it, and believe me brother, Taco Bell has been damn good to me.
Now suck it up and start kickin some ass. Especially if you plan on being Lou Ferrigno. Lol. Great comparison by the way.
Lmao.
All my love, no homo
Ed
Everything that needed to be said has been said in my post..i love you and thankyou for showing me how much of a loser i am and how great you are plus 100 karma for your great personal insults and -100 karma for your comedy value.one day i myt be half the man you are and be able to insult people as grealy as you do if i am a lucky.
I'm glad that we finally see eye to eye. Lol.
Now come over here and give me a hug.
+1 from me just so you know that I don't think that you are a loser.
:-| thanks rob.........its been emotional
You got +1 karma? Wow a copensation rule has been born on eroids yippeeee...... Bet that cleanses the deep wounds you now have bro, its ok i suggest you just MAN UP YOU FAILURE I CONDEMN YOU YOUNG SCROUNGING LIAR SCUM LOL.
Peace bro recover soon i know you were in good shape and very fit, para fit in your run times good show shame bout the injury, your in decent shape and good mental state now so you will recover and be back on the road again no doubts, do your physio, keep mobile as possible, work around your injury when you get bk to the gym and read your body take your time.... Peace.
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Oooohhhhhh shit bro WTF!
over the taco bar and sour cream after work?
Yes. Or we can go for a ride in my Mom's mivivan. She let me borrow it tonight.
as long as there are no cheerios left on the back seat ..
Well, who knows what's under the car seats. Hell, I'm not taking the car seats out. My little brothers and sisters are messy as hell and they spilled a bunch of tit milk all over a couple of weeks ago. Smells like spoiled milk in the minivan, but it is a great place to talk over a cheesy fiesta potato and a couple of burrito supremes.
I damn near got some action in the old girl last week but, we couldnt do anything because of the car seats and she wasn't really into me either.
and you wonder why you didn't get any action? ugh.. you might as well have left dirty undies back there.
Yeah, last time Goth and I went out he slouched down really low so that no one would see him. At first I thought he was just being gangster, protecting himself from bullets and shit, but then I realised he was just embarassed. He was also pissed that the van stink was still on him when we went to the strip club.
disguting really.. don't know how your chicks can handle it...
Well, the ladies I date aren't what you would consider "High Class".
If I'm trying to impress, I usually have them pick me up. A typical date is a movie rental in the basement of my mom's house and during the movie, I fill my belly button up with ranch dressing and we dip cheetos in the ranch while we watch the movie. I never even make it to first base, not sure what I'm doing wrong?
But there is something erotic about the ranch dressing and cheetos dont you think?
Hey there pretty lady ;-)
hey there honey.. I remember seizing goths stash ;-) I left him a nice letter ...lol
I know exactly what it said. "Stole your primo. Go eff yourself. Love Grrrl. "
roflmao... you have an amazing memory .. you must have kept the letter with the pictures ;-)
Yeah well um, it's all kind of stuck together at this point.
in a good way I hope
When is the sticky ever a bad thing? I guess when you used a sock to clean things up the night before and then put the sock back on the next day because you forgot. But that's never happened to me.
LMAO ... sure it hasn't
Not once.
uh huh..
I still remember the good ol days when the biggest worry was getting caught masterbating into my sisters conditioner bottle.
that and the coco butter face mask
Natures protein pack! Haaaaa
Hahahaha some sick shit
1jakd_hipyWho the fuck plus 1 this kid? Don't worry ill fix it
I gave it bro. Why the hate?
1jakd_hipyDo I need to get Tread over here?
You might need to do something. Maury is on and I can't get his ass off the couch.
1jakd_hipyThis must be the one where they tell him "you are not the father", I know how he likes watching that over and over
I suggest you should give him some more then and id quite like some too.... Please
LOL
Thats good mate.... Nice that ripping karma away from him, the guy who gave him it had a rite to do so and ive seen karma given for F all so i think for comedy reasons alone and to make a better eroids he should get his karma tut tut.
You should have karma taken away for not being helpful to this poor soul.
I have no more to say on this matter.... FULL STOP HA HA HA.
Do you guys think this kid is ever coming back? I think we may have hurt his feelings.
its easy kid....just tell her you ordered it for your pet rat. tell her that mickeys been feeling down these days. no libido...so you ordered it for him so hed feel better about himself...hell, it helped all our rats..
PO Box bro... Everyone in this thread is right. You are putting family at risk doing it this way. And a customs letter looks like any letter bro I don't know how asking this on the open forum would solve your issue other than just asking your mom.... Seriously how would WE know what the subject of that letter was she was reading?! Wtf lol.
Maybe the brother is looking for a copy of a customs letter to send to the source for a reship.....
lol oh my wow. how old r u...
Honestly man if it was a seizure letter you need to talk to her and make sure she just throws it away. Not something you want to respond to, just ignore it. Have you not tried to call her, I mean maybe I am a mommas boy but if my mom left home crying I would at least call her and not worry so much about my lost gear.
LMAO! This post made my day.
Brother, I hate to break it to you but if you are still latched on to mommies tit..You are not ready for the juice.
I'm pretty sure that you don't need a copy of a seizure letter. Your Mommy will let you know when she gets home to fix you dinner and change your pampers.
I think it would be awesome if she had you checked into rehab. Lol.
I sorry that you have had a shitty day though. I'm sure playing World of warcraft all day has been terribly taxing.
Best of luck brother.
Ed.
P.S. After I posted this, I kind of felt bad, not bad enough to take back what I said, but a little bad for being a dick. So in the spirit of true Eroider brotherhood I would like to award you your first Karma Point. Just because It probably took balls to admit that you still live with your mom, and because I feel bad that you are having a bad day. Best of luck. Seriously though brother, It may be a blessing that your mother intercepted your gear. You don't want to run it this young. Your nutts are producing more than enough, and you'll be glad that you didn't burn them up this early in life.
Good luck my man. Sorry for being a dick. +1 from the Ed
Ed you have got to consider TRT brother your estrogen levels on the PCT seem to be out of control, what is with all the mushy stuff....lol. Did you see his other posts? Where can I get some good stuff and how to find cheap Iranians.....
LmAo. Sorry brother, my emotions are all over the place.
Sometimes I am laughing, sometimes I am crying, shit brother I hate PCT. At least my weiner is still working good. 
I'm also getting into the whole clomid teary eyed sensitive feeling part of pct. Sucks. Pct is so lame fucking clomid makes me feel like a bitch.
tread-mNothing a good old fashioned country fin ass whippin won't fix! Where you hiding mofo?
NO DADDY NOoooooooooooooo
Is that the "no daddy noooo!" from Mr Deeds?
As a matters of fact it is! Lmao
Lol thought so.