How to run a cycle in the joint Volume 2: Chapter 6: the cycle
In La Mesa State Penitentiary, getting gear is about as easy as getting a 1996 Playboy. It just takes a little money and a corrupt guard looking to feed his family. In my case, this guard happened to be Armando.
Armando was a young guy, 22-23 years old and was actually on two payrolls, the Mexican justice system and the Cartel that starts with a Z. I know better than to any further than that.
At any rate. Armando got things for a select few, and after some inquiries, and talking to the right person, 500 dollars was exchanged and I purchased a large bottle of Tornel Testosterone 200 mg, an bottle of Brovel Norandren 50 aka Deca and a bottle of Bold Q.v. 200,
I didn’t worry about Ai’s or shot like that because seriously who gives a shit about deca dick and truth be told, a pair of large milky titties can get a man pretty far in a joint like La Mesa. No homo.
“Damn Ed! You don’t want big milky titties!”
I’m kidding! Come on kids, this is uncle Ed here. I don’t play the man tittie game. Dostinex is readily available in the Parkinson’s disease section of the pharmacy.
“Holy shit Ed you have a cycle!”
You bet your ass I have a cycle and I pinned that shit with effing 18 gauge pins. Why? Because it’s mexican prison and that’s the best you can get.
“Holy shit Ed you are running a cycle In the joint!”
You bet your ass I am.
“What about protein Ed? Rusty said you need protein on cycle.”
Rusty is right kids. You need to eat like a bear on cycle and Uncle Ed is no different.
For 100 dollars a month, I had a guy catch and cook 3 pigeons per day for me. This was on top of whatever I could get my hands on.
“Damn Ed, prison pigeon had to taste like shit?”
No kids, prison pigeon tastes like living with a chicken after taste and you take what you get.
“You are effing doing it Ed!”
You bet your ass I am. You bet your ass.
All my love, no homo
Ed
To be continued.
- How to run a cycle in the joint, Volume 2 Mexicana Boogaloo
- How to run a Cycle in the Joint Volume 2; Chapter 2: La Mesa
- How to run a cycle in the joint: Volume 2: Chapter 3: Mi Casa
- How to run a cycle in the joint Volume 2 chapter 4: Trial
- How to run a cycle in the joint Volume 2: chapter 5: Arraigo order
- How to run a cycle in the joint Volume 2: Chapter 6: The cycle
- How to run a cycle in the joint volume 2: Chapter 7: El tercer piso
- How to run a cycle in the joint Volume 2 chapter 8: The hole game
- How to run a cycle in the joint Volume 2 chapter 9: The Sancho
- How to run a cycle in the joint Volume 2 chapter 10: Papa
- How to run a cycle in the joint Volume 2 chapter 11: The old man cometh
- How to run a cycle in the joint Volume 2 chapter 12: The Ritual
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RivaGood read mane cant wait for thr rest
Awesome.. bout to read this and7..
crap
You're probably the first to post a reply in the form of a burma shave sign.
Its where function meets design. Didn't last long though.
Oh man, this is an Eroids classic.
love reading ur shit Ed!
Thanks bro!
Great, now he is going to start hounding us for his pro tag again. lol
Lol. I’m glad you brought that up.
I just read your stats imagine what someone would look like with those they would be weird as shit looking
Hey when is a next chapter coming?
Just leaving a comment so you know this story is still being followed
It's just gets better and better..
Keep em coming Ed. No homo