Something that has been bothering me....
Hey kids, as of late, there has been something that has really been bothering me.
I don't know why, but this shit bothers me so bad that I find myself awake in the middle of the night so pissed off that I can't sleep because of it.
Only a few of you are guilty of this abomination, and more than likely my finger isn't pointed at you.
Normally I would contain such an outburst but holy shit kids! This keeps happening over and over again!
Here it is kids...I've bit my tongue long enough:
THE WORD DAMN is not spelled DAMB!
THE WORD DAMMIT is not spelled DAMBIT!
I see this shit and it pisses me off to no end. I know it's kind of anal on my part (no homo) but holy shit kids, this word is a staple to the English language, and when you misspell a word like this, it makes you look like a DUMB ASS!
See the connection? DAMB and DUMB?
It's not that hard to remember. If it looks like "DUMB" then it is wrong.
Don't get pissed off and feel bad that I'm giving you shit for making this mistake, just fix it and say: "Thanks Ed, for helping me not look like a fricken retard." (Sorry if using the word retard offended some of the mentally challenged people here like Monster 666, but retard is the best word I could come up with).
In conclusion....I am truly sorry for the rant but I really want some of you to get a better job than the 'lead lettuce placement artist' at Taco Bell. You people are far beyond that and deserve at the very least, ‘lead sour cream gun operator'.
I sincerely hope this helps.
All my love, no homo
Ed.
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I was sure it was Herpes!
I learnt sumpin knew taday
If ya'll are bored and really looking for a good time type in 'damb' in the search bar. Lol. It kind of makes me think these damb people using the word damb is the same damb person.
Damb this thredt is defnatly not dumm!
Dambed if you do, dambed if you dont
Redneck Vocabulary:
Far: If he don’t turn that stove down, them chickens will catch far.
Ranch: Go in the back of my truck and get that ranch!
All: I’m gonna need me a all change on that truck.
Hep: “HEP! There’s a far!”
Shevuhlay: I got me a new shevuhlay pickup!
Uhmurkin: We’s uhmurkin, born and raised in the United States of Uhmurka!
Bleeve: Does you bleeve in ghosts?
Did: You got that fox Jim he did, not movin’ at all.
Hale: What da hale is goin’ on here?
Kumpny: We gots kumpny coming over tonight.
Tarred: I bin workin’ all day. I sure am tarred.
Zat: Zat yo’ car?
Can I add the proper use of your, you'r, you're.
Your: Possessive noun
You'r: Not a word.
You're: Is a contraction (you're = you + are).
It's not that difficult folks dambit! ;-)
you forgot "yer"
Yer ain't a word dambit!
ya, yers a wurd n ican proof it
Damb you! That was going to be my next post.
There gonna be alot of bros pissed at this post.
I'm sure you'r post wood of been much more entertaining! Oh, whell.
Whatever helps you sleep at night..oh wait.. My FAVORITE abuse is this one........"Let me axe u a question," I wanna kick a puppy right at a babies head then take the babies lollipop and shove it up the ass of the asshat who thinks that is how you say ask,
Poor spelling and grammar is one of my pet hates too. I have staff with PhDs that don't know the difference between there and their and I moan constantly about it. It's only going to get worse with "text speak" etc.
U no there only gunna git worst as timb goes on.
U no dat.
To be fair iphone predictive is most likely to blame for at least 6% of the damnage done in this case.
Also, I fucking love paragraphs incase anyone cares lol.
AnonBro you never cease to crack me up!
About time someone pointed out there pour grammar. Their was a time when people new better.
Know shit dogg!
I can tell it pained you to type that way. Lol
AnonLmao!!! Ahahahaha I love it!!!
Haha..that's funny shit..I seen that a few times myself the last few weeks..I didn't lose sleep over it like u Ed but still made me wonder what school system they went thru,must be the new cool way to cuss...I'm gonna start saying shit as Shyt.. cause it looks cooler that way lol
I say damb every time I slamb my hand in the doorjamb. (One of these is correct. Hint: If it's underlined in red, you've misspelled it.)
Sometimes you just gotta ramb it in!
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
That was actually pretty cool..
That's pretty sweet dude. I did not know that.
Lol, somebody has been spending a little too much time on Facebook.
I swear I don't have a damb Facebook account, ok dambit you caught me. ; p lol (this shit took time,because my phone kept auto correcting it, maybe they don't have that feature?)
Damb autocorrect kicks my ass every timb!
So where does dammer fall into the category?
Dammer is an old English word for Butt plug.
For example:
Rolltide3: "Oh Monster666, bring me over that Dammer baby Puhleez!"
Monster666: "Damb you Rolly, you know how to make me hot!"
Hope that helps.
Lol shit I'm not mad at all.bout damb time I got ed to go on a rant bout me.I need to clear this up though monster and my relationship. I'm the giver and he's the taker
That was fuckin funny
Imb just playin' Rolly. Don't be mad. You know I love you long time. No homo.
Lmfao