+ 3 What's Your Favourite Aftershave/Eau De Toilette Ya Big Puff??!!
Okay, So after spending quite a few years out of the Aftershave scene and smelling more of Carrier Oils than anything - I decided to go Cologne Hunting and discovering some new Vagina attracting scents this afternoon.
Not sure how long its been out - But I've fallen in love with that Carolina Herrera Bad Boy stuff so bought a bottle of that in the Lightning Bolt!! Smells unreal and strong as Hell, literally as I was walking around the shops wearing it women were stripping down and laying out in front of me Flicking the Bean and getting wet Screaming out 'TAKE ME BABY' in the middle of shops - it got embarrassing at one point.
EDIT: We call it 'Aftershave' in the UK LOL You call it Cologne in the US - Badda Bing Badda Bahhh LMAO!!!
So what does everyone else wear here???
EDIT: If you post then you HAVE to post a picture of it too!! Makes it more fun 
Not sure if you get them over there also, but these Adidas Unisex Eau De Parfums are really nice too for the price!
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Boss bottled black one is nice too
Im too white trash to use aftershave. I shave with bar soap and call it a day
What’s up with people thinking you put aftershave on after shaving? Doesn’t go on your face and definitely not after you shave. Balm on the face and aftershave on back of neck and wrists
Such a classy gent
Have we met?
Only in each other's dreams
You can't be pounding Milfs if you don't wear aftershave mate!!! Lmao
UH OH
I’m all unscented soaps and clinical deodorant. I’m allergic to most scented stuff.
Hang on a mo. You are on Grinder and have chatted up half of this platform but you are fussy about what you put on your skin? I’m genuinely shocked to my very core
I was born this way
I've known other people like that who can't put anything on their skin otherwise it comes out in a huge rash.
Used to only be a metal allergy from belts. Over the years my body decided to add scented stuff to the list. And yes it usually creates a huge rash. Sometimes it comes on fairly quick.
This rash…is it really from soap?
Whatever helps me sleep better at night right?
Did you know there’s actually girls that with seminal plasma hypersensitivity (semen allergy) where with certain guys they’ll have drastic reactions to the proteins in semen.
It can range from a slight rash to feeling like straight acid was poured on the area and even inducing anaphylaxis that can end in death without immediate medical intervention.
Imagine having to worry about if the guy you’re with is going to have caustic cum or not LOL!
Also how they find out for the first time must be pretty traumatic…
Learned that relatively recently as I found there’s actually medication protocols for it.
So is it murder if you kill someone with your sperm during consensual sex lol? Imagine having to explain that one to the cops. You’re definitely going to be in cuffs and spend a few days in jail until the autopsy comes back showing you didn’t rape and strangle her. “Officer, I simply blew my load in her and she just up and died”
I know this answer is brutal but sounds like natural selection lmfao
I have actually heard something about this before!!
No Joke pal, at one point my Alcoholism was so bad that I'm sure it was making my spunk acidic and burning/irritating them LOL I know it definately didn't taste nice by all accounts LMFAO!!! Their problem not mine was the way I looked at it
Eat pineapple. You’re welcome
They’d give you a blowie then you’d have to come bail them out for DUI after they fail the breathalyzer on the way home
That's how you get another free blowie.
'No Drinks for her tonight Bar man - She's sucking me off on the way home Lmao
Seriously as God is my witness, I bought a home breathylizer back in the day and practised on it and worked out how to beat them, it worked in reality too when they pulled me a few times and I was well over. When they tell you to relax and take a big deep breath - You must do exactly the opposite and blow the wind from your lungs while still blowing strong enough to give a reading. It takes a while to master but it can be done. When you relax and blow deep it only takes a sample of the final bit of air you blow which is deep down in your stomach - this is the most alcoholic bit of air.
"what college did you go to?"
"I pass breathalyzer"
Nightmare unlocked!
I haven’t found any semen I’m allergic to yet.
I'm sure if you tried out a few different Coastal lines you would find some eventually ....
For the second time of the day…
@Janefonda
Carolina Herrera - 212 Sexy Men
Davidoff - The Brilliant Game (shame they stopped this one and launched cool water. But cool water is also good thf)
And never ever Armani or Diesel. Don’t buy them.
This is a trust me bro comment.but you won’t regret.
Is that 212 Good mate - not tried it before. I am new to her stuff.
Ohh Yeah Cool Water is an all time Classic from the Attic mate!!! Use to wear The Game also, forgot about that
I’m told Bad Boy is also amazing but I haven’t tried it myself. I wouldn’t suprise tho. Wear anything Carolina Herrera, you’re good to go. Or Davidoff. I don’t miss.
Yeah I was looking at the bottle for quite a while before I tried it - I figured there is no way something that looks that cool could possibly smell shit!!! Its very unique smelling. Quite woody/aromatic
212 is legendary. If a woman didn’t notice when you’re wearing it and said ‘it’s ok’ I’ll refund you myself.
Honestly the prices of some of them in the shop today, they have gone up soooo much since I stopped buying them. Even cheap bottles now are £70 here and they use to be £30 back when I was buying it. Most of them were between £100 to £200 each - Crazy for a smell lol
Well, duty free is the way bro. Find a cheap Ryan air or wizz air flight buy your stuff without tax and travel a bit. Not only for parfüme but also watches and sunglasses as well.
Invictus by Paco Rabanne
Middle of the line pricey like $70-180 depending on size and source, but great woody masculine smell that isn’t too harsh.
Always get compliments and people asking what I’m wearing. I had a time where I sampled many and even had a subscription service, but I’ve found price to performance and personal preference leads me back here!
Bro - This was one of the ones I was looking at!!! I use to wear that $1 Million a few years back all the time lol & Ultraviolet - Can't go wrong with Paco Rabanne stuff
As a big harry potter fan girl, I want that bottle!
Guilty like the people i arrest!
And black too! Lol
Lmfao yeah I need to switch now!
Haha!
I used to wear Gucci Guilty all the time.
What are you rocking now?
Need to check it out
NICE!!!
So given your new Avatar - Are you classing yourself as Black or White now mate???!! Lmfao
Black and they/them are my pronouns also I wanna be Ronnie Coleman so you gotta address me as so..
"I'm a black guy now" hahahahaha