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Rather than continually bombarding @UncleYoked SI page with Slutty pictures, making his life even harder than it already is to keep on top of customer enquiries, I propose that all the Dirty pictures be put up in this forum now - this will enable him to see his customers questions and comments much more quickly rather than having to sift through all of our smutty stuff!

DISCLAIMER: This is merely a forum for picture posting of attractive women, I am not personally responsible for any of the pigs or munters that members choose to post. Any offensive pictures are posted on accountability of the member posting them LOL

GET READY TO P-A-R-T-Y PEOPLE!!!


(Credit to Tatman)

Str8Suited's picture

That 600 test 400 deca is hell on me rn, forgiveness?

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sandman3698's picture

Getting close to gapez territory with this

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Izzy75's picture

It's a miracle he's not posting old hogs in here.

Str8Suited's picture

Noisy sex guaranteed

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press1's picture

If that was getting into bed next to ya you'd know you were in for a great time ....

randomdude's picture

I haven’t had big tits in my hands for 15 years. I’d probably look like a retard bumbling around with them and staring at them wiping the drool from my mouth and apologizing for my premature ejaculation that I swear has never happened before and then her being mad I dont have enough cash to cover the 3 minutes of time.

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Tat2man's picture

lol bro. I have them daily. My wife is 18 years younger than me, and has both big tits and booty lol.

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Asa's picture

Gimme a nice ass and small tits over big tits with no ass. I too have not had big tits to play with. This is my coping mechanism.

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press1's picture

The Golden Rule for boots mate is they have to be shiny and slutty - Leather or PVC Biggrin

RobertB80's picture

Can just imagine you opening the door Press and seeing this bird bent over sopping wet and you’re like “No thanks love, you’ve got the wrong boots on!”

press1's picture

Mate you been spying on me??! LMFAO

No joke pal - Back when I was 18 bangin this 16 year old (legal in the UK lol) she bought these PVC tight trousers which I insisted she wore everynight at first. No joke she came out of her parents house and I'm sat right out front in the car and she's wearing her Fuckin Jeans!!!! I locked the doors and refused to let her in the car with her parents watching too Lol Made her go back in and get changed. I feel a right bastard about it now but it sure was funny at the time HAHahaha

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HAHAHAHAHA!!! Proper English gent you are mate! Can you imagine getting away with that shit these days? Ah, the golden years pmsl!

press1's picture

There was another time a later girl said on the phone that she had been into town and bought these long boots she thought I'd really like, straight away I asked what material they were and she said 'suede' and I was just silent on the other end of the phone - I wanted to say 'You went and bought suede boots you idiot??! but she wasn't the type who would of taken that shit off me so I just said nothing and acted dissappointed about it all, to be fair they did look good on her so I only did whats right and fucked her later on that night in them LMAO

Years later I found the way round all this and to never get a 'No' in response to wearing them, is just to take the buggers to a shop when you have just been paid and buy a load of slutty gear for them, including some things they actually like themselves LOL

RobertB80's picture

Geez I’ll break it to you. You’ve got a boot fettish. That’s pretty niche.

press1's picture

I could of told you that 5 minutes after I popped out mate!!! You gotta admit yourself though, a heel changes the whole sexiness of a womans leg and upper body even. Reshapes the calf, hamstrings, glutes and makes em stand up straight and proud, even alters their gait and walk. Whoever invented it is a Legend LMAO He definately viewed women as sex objects.

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Colored

randomdude's picture

Yes please

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Jockstrap's picture

The goddess

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That kind of beauty!! all natural...

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sandman3698's picture

Am I legally allowed to like this picture?

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Jockstrap's picture

Hahaha....you know who this is by the reply. Bwaaaa! Yes, legally you can @sandman3698

sandman3698's picture

Lol. She'll be burned into my memory. 16year old me, with lime wire, watched her movie, looked her up, thought I was going to jail.

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press1's picture

I recognise her - but who is it?

sandman3698's picture

Traci lords. Did her first movie when she was 16

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press1's picture

Is that illegal in some states over there?

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Yes.

Asa's picture

Nudy magazine day, issue #2

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press1's picture

Brilliant Stuff!!!

Drexyl's picture

The classics never go out of style

Asa's picture

Sick satanic fucks

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sandman3698's picture

No it's gotta be sick satanic sodomites.
Or stupid sick Satanists.

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Dastardly dubious devilworshippers

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Izzy75's picture

Those holes are burned in a beautiful way

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Oh hell yes

press1's picture

Damn I wish I was sat on that chair right behind her.

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Jockstrap's picture

Yes!!

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Hawt

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Drexyl's picture

I like this…

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aella_girl

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