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juice 2's picture

I'm just shittin ya, my fiancé said she wants to go to oz next year, I said babe how the fuck am I gonna get my gear in though. She looked as devastated as I was. Now here's one for you. Centopani guest posed there. How do the pros bring their gear when they come for guest posing?

juice 2's picture

Gold coast looks like its like the fuckin tourist destination. I want real oz, not bs tourist crap.

juice 2's picture

I'm down to check it out

dudsy's picture

Yeah check out the promotional video that goes by the same name. Snowtown is where its at mate. After ya done there head off to Wolf Creek for a look.

juice 2's picture

That promotional video looks like a crock of shit, you're talking about the snowtown murders one right? I had a .40 cal at my head last year and laughed at the fucker and told him pull it he'd be doin me a fuckin favor. I've lived in a few of the rougher areas on the northeast sepstates, you learn to not give a shit anymore

wallabokkie's picture

It's cool bro. I should have done the lol thing mate. It is a joke mate. Most of us kaans down here have a good sense of humour.

juice 2's picture

No shit I'm not the average sep, I come down here because you fucks are funny and I prefer shootin the shit here. Fuck, I even look on my iPhone world clock to know what time it is and whether you khans are sleeping or not. No need for the lol, it's a stupid American text thing that got stuck with me that I can't stand.

wallabokkie's picture

Yeah I bloody hate that shit as well mate. Hey seeing as how we have been asked to clean up piss trough by not using common Aussie lingo. Is the work fuck still fuck if you have a space between the letters like this F U C K. Just asking a question. See I am a dumb kaant and need clarification

poofinger's picture

we do it coz we love grrrll!!

wallabokkie's picture

In my worst kiwi accent. Yeah yeah yeah sweet az bro! Thets sick hey cuzz

juice 2's picture

You can always say fcuk considering its a clothing company I say.

wallabokkie's picture

THen there will be some kaahn trying to sue us for copyright breaches. FCUKEN KAAHNS

juice 2's picture

Khans everywhere always trying to make a dollar.

poofinger's picture

use ya prison wallet ;)

wallabokkie's picture

That's it mate. Shelve that shit mate. Whoops something decided to poke its head out.

juice 2's picture

I'll just get a prescription before I come out, make sure I'm on a cruise, can't touch my gear then.

poofinger's picture

wana fukn bet?

juice 2's picture

Fuck no. Maybe I'll just shoot 10cc sust and come out.

poofinger's picture

in aus your guilty until proven innocent...

kinda like being dressed a jew in germany...

wildaussie's picture

fuck yeah poofinger agree with that man! KENTS!

wallabokkie's picture

Hey poo. Did you know that my grandfather died in a concentration camp in Germany.
Yeah the poor fucker was pissed and fell out of the watch tower and died, hahaha

juice 2's picture

Lmao

juice 2's picture

Or like having a felony in America. I can't do a damn thing out here.

wallabokkie's picture

yeah mate I will bet you 3 bottles of test that his gear gets taken off him

juice 2's picture

So my question stands. How do pros come out and guest pose? If I cant even get script test in.

poofinger's picture

they line someone up local... aussie pharmacy wont even fill a yanky script...

juice 2's picture

Fuck that's miserable. Would they take my Xanax too, because I can die if I don't have those. I like how you guys can get meth easy as shit, but god forbid you wanna take a little gear it's a damn problem

wildaussie's picture

All benzo they love to take down here!
Unless ya got a prescription!

juice 2's picture

Beats the shit out of me I'll ask around, I prefer to hang with non seps

poofinger's picture

dansta dips his egg roll in soy sauce....

I dont know how to clean that statement up anymore for grrll haha

juice 2's picture

Just be careful with the piranhas. You may end up needing that thing if you actually find a woman one day. Btw, you guys ever hear about that skank tightbooty, runs around on a bunch of forums, snitch girl from oz?

poofinger's picture

pleeeeezzz stop.... grrrrl is fukn sniper! we were meant to be cleaning up the aus forum!!!

Now tell me more about this lovely young lady hahaha

Just dont drop the "C bomb", or talk about "girls/trannys weve slept with"

wildaussie's picture

I've always had a fantasy to fuck really hard a tranny.
Have you done it?

juice 2's picture

Surprised you've never heard of her. Roams around Melbourne and Sydney from what I hear. Names Karen. Snitch woman, blond, if you run across her stay away. And not saying the c word in aus is like not being able to say the b word in America. It means nothing

poofinger's picture

"snitchs get stitchs"

juice 2's picture

So I guess youve heard of her. Pm me.

poofinger's picture

so youve also been kicked out of sea world for misunderstanding what the blow holes for???
grrrrrls gona kill me... bad poo bear!

juice 2's picture

Bad bad poo. Let's just create a new topic and move this down to the second page, maybe no one will see it Smile lol

poofinger's picture

she sees all mate......

supumadbro's picture

Hey guys, new to the forums, whats the luck with getting orals past our nazi customs? Given they're tabs they seem easier to disguise as other things. How's your luck been with the 'top 7'?

I've basically decided I'm sick of my current TRT due to congenital secondary hypogonadism and I'm going to try and stack it with something and/or up my test, hopefully my endo will listen to my pleas that tests level for average 40 year old is not normal for a 22 year old even if its in the 'normal laboratory range' and that Reandron is a literal pain the in f'in butt. So any specific recommendations for effectively a perpetual blast and cruise?