+ 2 BUT HOW FOR CAN I's WINs ME SOME FREE GEAR?
Ok...it's complete bullshit that Tread and Viking win free gear and the rest of us don't. Just because they're smart....and experienced......and......OH FUCK THAT----I'm entertaining. That's gotta count for something.
doesn't it??
Anyway, I said to myself...."Self, what can we do to give the stupid people on eroids a chance to win something"?
And Self said....."Well Goth, there's no sense in awarding them for being smart----because they're stupid. So lets award the the guy who has done the STUPIDEST THING EVER HEARD OF IN RELATION TO YOUR GEAR-USE.
I want it in essay form---you will be judged by the content, humor, prose, spelling, punctuation and general grammar....but mostly humor and stupidity.
Yes----I know I said you were stupid----but this will give you a chance to look smart, and improve eroids's reputation as the "Kentucky" of steroid websites.
Essays will be at least 1000 characters, and must be submitted no later than Friday the 13th at midnight.
Essays will be based on TRUE stories, so make sure you lie good.
No member who became a member as of today is eligible.
Essays must be titled "WHY I'M A DUMBASS" and submitted to the Off Topic forum.
Essays will be judged by 3 MODS and 2 general high-ranking ranking members selected by BFG.
If we decide that you're the biggest dumbass we've ever seen, you'll get your pick of one of the supplier prize-packages listed here::
http://www.eroids.com/promo/ok-treadvike...youve-chosen-door-number-3
Good luck, and may the biggest loser.... win.
- Bookmark
- 2
- 0
So who won this? is there a winner yet?
x2
sgtstedankoI think, this is what I won for guys... I think. Goth never returned my pm, asking. & grrl just said yeah, he thinks you're one of the bigger dumb asses on here : (
Now come on, Tread aint really that smart, sure he might know everything you need to know about peptides and be able to sound like he has been around this for 30-40 years (whose really counting) with his proper english and Harvard like medical edicate, does that make his some kind of eroids guru?? Thats bull shit, this is the same guy whose avatar for the past 5 months at least has been a ape knocking the beef out of respectable white womans taco yet your willing to take medical advice from this guy!!! Yall are more ignorant than these guys still sending money and then writing bad review about suppliers who BFG has already put on front street for scamming people 3 months before you decided to order from them. All I can do Is shake my head and talk shit to this laptop screen when I read about this guy they call Tread, its Thread this and Tread that and ask Tread this is how Tread does it, who does he think he is Mr. Eroid or something??? I know im new to this site and all but if you ask me this is just one big conspiracy, I think I have it figured out, I believe that Tread is just a program created by BFG, kinda like automated operator when I call to complain about my cell phone service, every so often when BFG reads a new "STEROIDS AND HOW THERE USED" book he scanns the book and uploads it to the new Tread-m" program. You can obviously tell that he has put some time and effort into this creation of his because everytime I read a post from "Tread-m" there's more helpful information than WIKIPEDIA. Some how BFG has learned how to create a program with a sence of humor, because "Tread-m" can not only teach you how to use any anabolic steroid you can think of, if you put your foot in your mouth and piss one of the MODS off "Tread-m" is also programed to say some funny shit that you have thought about saying just never thought anyone would ever say outloud and lighten the mood. I guess what i'm trying to say is, Tread thanks for all the help youve giving everyone, you became a member here around the same time I did and since you did you have been more outgoing and helpful than anyone else Ive seen here (not that there arent other really knowledgable and helpful members) and for that you do deserve notice and appreciation. But you do kinda know alot of shit brother, Quit hogging all the damn knowledge and let some of us other guys get a piece of that knowledge fountain LMAO
tread-mLmaooooo...that's funny as hell right there! The new Tread Fanny packs come out next week brother, takes all the thinking out of it. You put on the computerized fannyv pack preloaded with all the powders to make any gear on planet earth. You type in what you want to look like and the pack takes over. Runs all your cycles for you , eats for you, forwrds all your naked girl pics to me and even produces a pheromone when within 15 ft of women to make you irresistable! (As though we're not already bitchezzzzz). Sending out a free one to you my brother, bad boys for life baby! Deuces! Btw, we gotta get together and slap some ho's with those circle K foot longs my man, its been too long!
Supernova283Fuck the knowledge. What about all the gear he wins? Where does that go?
yeah what about all the gear he wins, I bet he's sitting at home right now thinking "sucka's and if they only knew how many times I just reworded lines off that show interventions " LMAO
if it wasnt for people like tread I would have never know propionate hits you quicker just by simply doing eye ball injections ha ha (newbys im just kidding, dont go trying to stick a needle in your eye because you wanna get your hulk on)
Supernova283Pretty sure anyone who sticks a needle into their eyeball and injects something deserves to go blind. No matter who told you to do it.
I don't care if Jesus appeared right in front of me and handed me the syringe sticking sharp objects into your eyes is just down right stupid.
IronCladdi bet he appreciates the gesture more than the gear itself. This a very kind of everybody and these bros have earned their keep. imo
Ive known tread since he joined up, your right about him probably really appreciating a simple thanks
Supernova283Or maybe that's just what he wants you to think. Maybe he's been scheming for that gear the whole time acting like the nice carefree guy, but really he's known that acting this way would score him gear eventually.
Deep down he's actually an asshole who dresses up like a gorilla and rapes sweet innocent girls who wander too far into the forest. Just like his avatar.
In fact that's actually him in disguise. It's a real life scenario.
okay put the vials of tren down, take 3 deep breathes and repeat after me, I will not take candy from strangers I will not take candy from strangers I will not take candy from strangers without sending some to popeboy, you should get a tread-man tattoo across your chest, I bet that would get you free gear lol
AnonBeing 20 years old and 5'5 and looking like a child, I get lots of strangers inviting me into their van with candy. It really sucks because I can't take advantage of it because of my lifestyle.
Damn it why did I choose to lift weights seriously instead of how everyone else in college does it! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!
DOUBLE G 67DOES PINNING GEAR IN MEXICO I BOUGHT FROM A HOOKER WITH PUBES FLOATING IN IT COUNT???
It's just like tequlia with the worm, is the roids with the hooker pub. That how you know it's authentic
south of the border gear.
Ahhh....brovel labs gear! Lmao!
Ok let's say I am a dumbass, & I've done some dumbass shit, but you want me to put it in wrintg??? I think that is calledd really stupid bro. I'm not going to enter since I just one an EBC deal, so hopefully I don't even qualify & therefore, no dumbass shit can be used against me!LOL This is going to be awesome, thnaks Gothic
sgtstedankoHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO! Does, Countless oral only cycles (a couple doubles), trying to use slin pins to pin test c; & pulling the plug on that cycle (upon finding actual pins mind you) after 3 weeks convinced it was bunk, getting beat up, by the dude who sold it to me, count as an essay. I didn't pay attention in school (ALL TRUE) : ( I'll have to contact viking & Tread to see how to win this fucker. I's needs 2 winz me some gear!
does Synthol in the penis count? (may or may not be true)
CleyonSo I could (and probably will) post an essay about something incredibly stupid that I've done... OR I could just give you a link to how stupid I was just recently... http://www.eroids.com/forum/general/off-topic/this-day-sucks-my-tale-of-woe
This will certainly bring in some good ole entertainment. Too bad when we read it there's not banjo playin in the background. Haha
WTF I spend my life in mediocrity and therefore cant win shit???? Im not the sharpest tool in the shed but Im also not the box of rock you are??? so where do I fit in. Like always... the fat kid never gets the Grrrl, never goes to prom I just watched 21 jump street and now because I havent done much stupid stuff i cant win free shit???? again, I say WTF
IronCladdJust saw this post and typed as fast as i could lol. Even if i dont win hope some of yall had a good laugh at my expense. I will never forget it!
But wow! Eroids is truly an amazing home away from home. The lucky winner must feel like a kid in a candy store. Some very kind folk/SRC's. Now its my turn to laugh so get typin ladies n gents!
IF TREAD OR VIKING WIN THIS THING, THEY HAVE TO GIVE BACK ALL THE FREE SHIT THEY JUST WON.
Why am I a dumbass? I live in Kentucky. Boom winner:-)
Wait wait... im a barefoot hillbilly too! We may have to split.........
I'm a good ol country boy, ill share:-)
CleyonYou know what they say, you pin my ass I'll pin yours! no homo
Haha true true... Ill it least give my buddy the reach a round...
Goth must have not ventured into Tennessee or Georgia yet. Looking for stupid? Oh he lives next door.
Send by pm?
>
Essays must be titled "WHY I'M A DUMBASS" and submitted to the Off Topic forum.
Lmao! This sounds like a riot!
dreak666I ran 3 gs of tren ace a week.
You want to hear how dumb we are and you expect it in an essay format? If someone tells you how dumb they are in an essay, the are lying
Here is my quick dumb story though. My Aunt works in a nursing home and started giving me pins when I first started using roids(she is cool as fuck). I was pinning in my right quad with 1cc of Paddock Cyp. The pins she had given me were the ones that retract quickly when you push the plunger all the way down. I didnt know that though. I had thought the pin broke in my leg.I was freaking out for a half hour trying to feel it in my leg. Finally picked up the tube and noticed the pin inside.
haha i had a similar experience. My first cycle I was transferring gear from one syringe to another through the back of the syringe, i know wtf. Well i pushed the plunger down all the way and the needle disappears. I looked all over my room for that needle and finally gave up and carefully vacuumed my entire room.
No need to go on with the competition----
I know im an idiot
TxBigBoyProfessor gothic would you like this in MLA or APA format? Lol there's no way I'm writing another essay I will be finished with finals tomorrow and my brain will officially be shutdown. Good luck to everyone, this should be very interesting!
oh yeah
this contest is already tooooo smart for me.. I'm out... lol
Seriously, anyone that will put in enough effort to do this essay has not done anything extremely stupid with gear! Goth said it right when he said, "so lie good."
Mine was true....:(
Yes but then that requires creativity another area in which I am sorely lacking.... It's so hard to me.... :(
LOL
The first time I injected gear was when I "borrowed" some of my Dad's test Cyp---- I loaded 3 I.U. into a slin-pin (took 20 minutes) and shot it into the sub-q on my quad-----I went to the gym 2 hours later and was looking for the improvements....LOL
True story.
Your dad does steroids too?
Well.....technically----yes.
Damnit I opened a door I can't close....
really? cause i shot mine into the ring of my anus.
That's what they usually do to manbearpigs------right after the ear tag.