With the economy on life support and tough times everywhere, it's getting harder and harder to afford gear. Unless you're a good-looking, rich mother fucker like me, it's going to be tough spending your kid's lunch money on steroids. So I thought it might be helpful to some of our newer members to offer suggestions on how to get your gear...at any cost.

STEAL YOUR FATHER'S TRT MEDICATION......Who gives a fuck? He's old anyway, and his stud-days are over.

STEAL YOUR GRANDFATHER'S TRT MEDICATION......O.K...this may very well kill him, but you need to assess your priorities.

ROB A PHARMACY............ I've seen the girls Rite Aid hires...Fat bitches that can't run. It's an easy target. However, I don't recommend this since they may give you some type of worthless shit like oxys or vicadin by mistake.

SCAM AN EROIDS SOURCE........If you try to scam (CENSORED), plan on a 3 year wait.

SCAM AN EROIDS MEMBER............Guys like Rusty and J223 are bleeding hearts...always trying to help people. If you lay a sob-story on them, they may very well send you a care package. Tell them the IRS has taken all your money...Rusty HATES the IRS, and will feel a kinship with you.

PROSTITUTION.........Your wife may not like the idea of you forcing her to have sex in an alley for $20, but with the sense of accomplishment you'll feel, you can make it up with flowers.

PROSITIUTION...PLAN B.....Do what you have to do. You may not be able to sleep with yourself, but sleeping with retired businessmen can put you that much closer to achieving your dream of 14 inch arms.

APPLY FOR A STEROID BANK LOAN.....Don't expect much luck here. I've been turned down twice now by the little prick who manages the bank down the street.

CUT YOUR NUTS OFF.....This hurts a little at first, but it gives you an iron-cald reason to get a prescription for Test. If you've got insurance, you can't go wrong here.

GET A JOB...... "Goth...don't be a stupid-ass.....a job would impede my recovery in between workouts".....
Well, that may be true, but you're going to need somewhere to stash your oils, and nobody is going to suspect the toybox at a day care center. It's tough to get hired at those places if you're a convicted child molestor, and you'll definitely have to watch your temper----DON'T let those bastards push you into roid rage.
But if you can't handle the stress of children begging for water, there are plenty of other options: Preferably at a hospital, pharmacy, gym, or high school----anywhere that would give you access to lots of drugs or steroids. You wont find many steroids at a typical high school these days, but you'll find tons weed, coke, heroin and pills......simply trade those items for the good stuff at the gym.