Bearded_muscle's picture
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What the fuck do you do about protein farts?

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I swear man, it’s like the better I look the worse I smell. I’m trying some digestive enzymes with each meal and they seem to help with the volume of gas but when it comes it’s still damn lethal. Heavy sulfur.

Could some digestive disfunction be attributed to longer and higher dose anabolic exposure? I could see orals causing problems but not using any at the moment and haven’t in a long time.

DeeMan's picture

You know what man? I think 100% that we may be talking about same exact thing here. You may be that guy that I'm referring too. Sounds like it seriously. The guys description fits you! They call him Kim, like that leader from North Korea. Guess that's a reference to his nuclear action in restrooms lol.

Mac12769's picture

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press1's picture

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BFG's picture

Just blame the god damn dog

Serrajitsu0876's picture

Once I started using 100% isolate it’s been a lot better. Went from using BSN to Dymatize ISO100 and it’s been fine. Sucks because it’s $105 compared to $60 for a 5lb tub.

DeeMan's picture

Yeah that's rediculous. I remember paying $48 for a 10 pound doggy bag of Optimum concentrate years ago. Concentrates back then were trash but not that one. And Dymatize had the best tasting protein but it was trash as far as digestion. With better filtering things have gotten a bit better.

Serrajitsu0876's picture

The new fruity pebble iso100 is so freaking good. I can blend 2 scoops with water and ice and it’s still delicious. No upset stomachs either. I used to blend 2 scoops of syntha six and I felt like if someone put their knee on my belly in training I’d shit my pants lmao.

DeeMan's picture

Lol the thing is Serra, when something tastes that good and it's full of nutrients I tend to wonder if it's what it's supposed to be! I know with technology I shouldn't wonder but damn I still wonder.

wanted's picture

I have felt so much better on the dymatize iso 100 also

Nattyboomba's picture

I use plant based protein now and that doesn’t happen to me anymore, and I can tell you that AAS (steroids of all kinds, as far as I know, actually) can easily lead to bacterial, fungal & yeast (candida) overgrowth in the digestive tract. It takes a little time to rebalance your gut biome, but it’s pretty doable.

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Wambamthanks's picture

I was having an issue with clear out the room farts almost constantly to the point where I didn’t want to go out in public. I tried taking different probiotics and eating sauerkraut and other fermented foods. I was so gassy my poop was bubbling in the toilet.

It turned out to be a combination of a food intolerances that were causing inflammation and also a bacterial gut overgrowth from the probiotics. I switched to making a pea and rice protein shake blend and now have to avoid dairy and soy. I also log my food to see if any other foods cause gas. I am now eating even more protein than I was then and the farting has gone away.

There are food inflammation tests and stool tests you can do to figure out.

Another thing I forgot is you can take fish oil high in EPA (1,200 mcg) and they will help with dietary inflammation as well.

SimonM84's picture

You should consider posting a forum topic about this. I don’t feel people do this enough as far as monitoring their allergies

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Wambamthanks's picture

I will see if I can put something together soon, I did a lot of research into it gut inflammation trying to figure it out.

RobertB80's picture

How many eggs are you consuming? Might have something to do with the sulphurous odour you describe.

alekaras's picture

Don't smell them lmao!!

Greg's picture

butt plugs... then they become protein burps... or a dangerous projectile.

Drexyl's picture

Have to use a device like on top of pressure cookers, or the thing guys use on top of the cask when they make beer at home.

ForeverFitBod1's picture

Not sure. Crack a breeze?

The pill that perfumes your farts? Special Xmas edition chocolate aroma

If you're making protein shakes, try changing brands? Muscle milk was notorious for some noxiously loud ones lol

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