For all the guys on here running gear who occasionally think, “Huh… I wonder what the hell is actually going on inside my body?”

Whatever you do, DO NOT go to https://fuck.mywife.com/trt-cuck-revised?.

Seriously. Terrible idea.

Definitely DO NOT pay the $25.

Definitely DO NOT go get the job done.

Definitely DO NOT wait for your results to come back so you can actually see your numbers instead of relying on the highly scientific method of:

“I feel fucking fantastic, bro. My estrogen is definitely fine.”

And, most importantly, you should ABSOLUTELY NOT cancel the membership afterward if you decide you don’t want to continue paying for their service.

That would be completely irresponsible.

You might accidentally spend $25 and learn what your bloodwork actually looks like.

And where does that lead?

Next thing you know, you’re checking your hematocrit, lipids, liver enzymes and estradiol instead of diagnosing yourself based on whether your nipples felt weird in the shower Tuesday morning.

Before long you’ll be one of those lunatics who gets bloodwork BEFORE there’s a problem.

Disgusting.

Please continue doing things the traditional bodybuilding way:

Inject first.
Ask eroids second.
Panic third.
Order bloodwork when your body starts making a noise it didn’t make last week