+ 4 OLD BASTARDS REGISTRY
We took a collection of names of guys a while back who are now wearing Depends, but it's been a while. So now that we have our own nursing facility, we want to update everything. Please feel free to tell us who you are and your age (if you aren't too embarrassed). That way we can find each other as our minds begin to completely melt down.
Also, please tell us why you're here on eroids... are you looking to add muscle?.. feel better?.. have sex? (we don't provide call girls, so please leave),..OR, maybe you're just a cop who's over 40, looking for that one bust that's going to put a cap on your miserable career and life. Whatever your reason for being here, we're glad to have you---even the the proud members of law enforcement who probably need gear more than any of us.
Welcome to the OLD BASTARD'S CLUB...and remember...GETTIN' OLD AINT FOR SISSYS.
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Good that things are working out for you. I had some prostate trouble a year ago. The Cystoscopy thing that was inserted was bloody awful. Then the Doc turned me over!!! Arrgh!!!
Thanks abman, Hope all wells with you and your prostate. Stay healthy and young.
Im 49 and been training for 35 yrs. Used to compete back in the 80s. I`ve been on this site since april but mostly lurking. I have a problem that i have to lift more than the young guys at the gym...crisis..maybe
I'm 48, have been training for close to 23 years including military career. trying to add some muscle! Out of the blue, I just decided to register myself in OLD Bastards Reg. Yes, I'm in mid life crisis!!! Just give me the cornor table with the good stage view!!!
No sir, the really old bastards get the corner tables, you youngone's,get a front row seat by the stage, we've nick named it Gynecology Row.
tread-mWelcome brother, there is no crisis...this is get gorilla time!
ummm, Im 31 but I have 6 kids so that adds like 15 years to your life, they range from 12 years old down to 3 months old. Ive got three different escort services on speed idal on my telephone, I do have a who farted shirt that I like to wear and a pair of orange pants i stole from when I was incarcerated in county. They actually look pretty good with a pair of nike shocks and my who farted shirt. I still look really young in fact im constantly told I look in my early twenties. I have carpel tunnel in both hands and it makes it quite difficult in the morning when Im slicking my hair back with brylcreem. My body fats 8% and can still lift more then most of the youngans that come in my gym. I bought some more life insurance the other day so I figure that goes with one of things you do when you get old. Im still younger than alot of you guys but if these kids dnt quit working my nerves Ima end up passing yall up.
im 56 and have been training for nearly 15 years. I used to be a woodcutter but knees and elbows said no more of that so now work for the local council sitting on my @rse working a PC now
52 Competitive Road cyclist.Love the gym(Personal Trainer)and strength training. Not so much worried about size of the muscle as the endurance in it. Discovered the site after (N*++**)-service went south and was looking for another reputable source for the Vitamin E.Since then ,I have discovered the benefits of Peptides with a little test on the side, all of which have help me become the RawDog that I am.I actually have 4 friends now--much better than FB.
Anonsweet another cyclist!
Do you ride?
AnonUsed to race!
Excellent!!--I respect you even more--A hard body and an ex-racer!If I could vote you'd be +500
JUST MAKING SURE you old bastards are alive over here...and if any of you need need LIFE ALERT...Lmao....jk
48 and still feeling great!! im so f en happy i found this site! kinda doing my own trt with a little "here and der" of other stuff. OBC,ya you know me !!!
41, 6'2", 255lb aprx 10-12%BF, my profile names says it all ODB=Old Dirty Basterd.
Gym rat since 7th grade, love the weights + learning about everything involved.
I am not on TRT but I do Supplement :).
I just want to say I have enjoyed the work you've done with Wu Tang Clan. Incredibly talented, and I'm honored to have you here.
Please feel free to break any rule you wish, and I'll see about getting you some free gear.
Anon51 years young, Anti-Aging Consultant and ex professional sportsman with many years experience working in the field of anti-aging using hormones, exercise, diet, superfoods, herbs, and various time tested and experimental therapies. Glad to have stumbled across this site and some great new sources. Happy to share knowledge and always open to learning some new tricks. Still got my own hair, decent muscle mass, and the sex drive of a youngster ....so all's good so far!
Good that you found the site. Welcome!
tread-mWelcome aboard brother, glad to add you to the pool of knowledge!
AnonThanks for the welcome, cool site, haven't logged off since Friday!
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.PermalinkWe have that effect on people.
42 and new to the TRT seen, but loving it so far.
Great name brother...
oh by the way that is a real pic of me back when i was 46 i am 47 now
47 here bro being around powerlifting for a while now,love sex ,felling good and not having a nasty gut so i do the juice.nice to find a place i fit in
38 creeping on 40, theirs even a thread for us here!, that's just awesome, feel the love already ;). just joined and love this site will be a regular for a long time.
Over 40 huh? I laugh at you all! I just turned 54! Feel great! I guess age is catching up with me. I discovered eroids over a month ago and it too me this long to figure out how to log on! Oh well. This looks like a great sight and I'm very excited to be here!
So is it appropriate for me to talk about cylces and whatever in the Old Bastards Club?
Anontalk it up... post a thread what ever.. it is the OBC..
She seems to think she the boss and rides rough shod over us,..............and we like it, as long as she wears high heels.
What's up bros? My name is Shawn and I'm new in eroid town. I'm 45, so I've been told this is my hood, but my girl says I look 35 and get down like I'm 25...so is this still my block? lol. In the few hours of fishing around, I've found some great info and I'm freakin excited to meet ya'll and do the damn thing!
tread-mGlad to have you brother, I'll have those shitty stats your GF is having problems with fixed in no time, just saddle up with the big gorilla and watch and learn... : O
tread-mThis all reminds me of a bad ass song back in the day by AC/DC...TRT
thats funny!!
I'm in the UK, just wondered where my fellow old bastards are in the world. Maybe we can have a conference in Hawai (or however it's spelt!), so we can exchange ideas on growing old disgracefully.....
Hey bud, I'm here in Austin TX where we "keep Austin weird"
Am Australian.
Is it difficult to get steroids in Aus? There's an Aus tv programme on Brit tv called 'nothing to declare' it's about immigration & customs, & they seem shit hot at intecepting 'illegal goods'. Stopping opiates I agree with, but they should be more relaxed with 'roids
Is it difficult to get steroids in Aus? There's an Aus tv programme on Brit tv called 'nothing to declare' it's about immigration & customs, & they seem shit hot at intecepting 'illegal goods'. Stopping opiates I agree with, but they should be more relaxed with 'roids
Sounds like you've watched it twice.
58 years. Lurking for awhile now and decided to join. Great information here!
tread-mWelcome aboard.....
51 yr male, been called an old bastard for yrs so I guess I qualify. Really enjoy this site & some posts. Very informative...thanks
tread-mWelcome to the big show !
Thanks, since I'm new I don't have really anything to offer, except my opinion, but as the old saying goes...it too stinks. Once I have some experience, Ill be willing to share it. Until then I'll keep on reading & hopefully learning
Anonyou mean circus..
tread-mYeas ma'am I do...you're the prize attraction in the big tent too! Even the new avy is kinda Lion and lets face it, you been Lion to me all along! Lol.....I'm cute huh?
call it what you will, I'm sure some people need to be whipped. Since my wife and I are both 50+ we have read some of your posts in the Women's Lounge. I agree there is no "magic pill" to remove fat...we are in this for the long haul, striving for regular and consistent exercise and leaning out the diet. We have managed to drop refined sugar for 6 wks now and that was a HUGE change for us. We are more tortises than hares and enjoying the ride. Thanks
AnonI LOVE hearing this stuff!!