+ 4 OLD BASTARDS REGISTRY
We took a collection of names of guys a while back who are now wearing Depends, but it's been a while. So now that we have our own nursing facility, we want to update everything. Please feel free to tell us who you are and your age (if you aren't too embarrassed). That way we can find each other as our minds begin to completely melt down.
Also, please tell us why you're here on eroids... are you looking to add muscle?.. feel better?.. have sex? (we don't provide call girls, so please leave),..OR, maybe you're just a cop who's over 40, looking for that one bust that's going to put a cap on your miserable career and life. Whatever your reason for being here, we're glad to have you---even the the proud members of law enforcement who probably need gear more than any of us.
Welcome to the OLD BASTARD'S CLUB...and remember...GETTIN' OLD AINT FOR SISSYS.
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If they have daddy issues, then you don’t have to lie about your age
No they don't make me look any younger, they’re just sprinkled in. Not very noticeable until they go white. I came out of prison two years ago looking 32 instead of 42, but I’ve just about burned that all up working 60 hour weeks trying to make it out here in the free world.
You did well to come out looking younger bud, my friends who have been in prison use to come out looking ill Lol Pasty white from being cooped up inside all the time, lost loads of weight from the inedible food, black eye circles. Mind you a few days out, a sunbed and haircut later you can scrub up well again lol You will be alright buddy, just gotta play catch up unfortunately at first to get back on track. You are a good guy, things will come good
Uplifting words right there Press, much appreciated. Good things for all of us good ass dudes on Eroids
'The only thing you can control in life is how you respond to it
Stealing that one big dog
69 here, in the gym 5 days a week, golfing, catching my woman three days a week, living life and enjoying it. Been on TRT for 11 years now
All I’m trying to do is be like you Sir, respect
That is awesome to hear
Great to see guys of your age on here mate, makes me think there is hope yet and my life isn't going to end the moment I hit 50 Lol My father is your age and goes to the gym 3 or 4 times a week and loves it. There is definitely truth to the saying you are only as old as you feel and act
My wife shakes her head at me. I’ve been on my first bulk in several years, and have started doing gymnastic rings and parallettes. I just want to feel good and be able to move how ever long it is I’m alive. Keep the faith and keep working. It doesn’t get easier but it won’t get much harder either!
57 here...been a gym rat since I was 16. Back on Test and in the gym recently after about 10 yrs off.
42yrs young here. First dabbed with the pin at 41. Been trying everything on this side of the sun to look like Arnold. So far, and to the best of my research. This is the way. Coming from PA Dutch background, with beards and beer bellies, I have a big task ahead. I'm here learning techniques and finding great sources, and resources to fulfill my needs. Thank you to everyone who has helped me to date!!
66 and in gym 5 x week
I am amazed at how much I have learned so far on here. I have underestimated Eroids
Hey guys
44yrs old
5'7"
190lbs
Been lifting on and off since my 20s but started training seriously about 6 yrs ago. Never run any AAS but am beginning TRT in a few weeks and considering an hgh run once the TRT is dialed in. Appreciate the forum for all the info and it's good to see a group for us older guys still grinding it out. Cheers
Yep those young bucks will appreciate our input ina few years.. hahaha
52 years young
6.0”
230 lbs
Fixing to pen 4 iu of HGH a day as soon as my gear arrives
Maybe I might do a couple of cycles this year.
Been big been small.
Just trying to slow down my aging process.
I am going to make a journal of my progress and before and after pics.
If my war wounds quit hurting I will be content.
Sounds good. Welcome. If you're going to that extent might as well make a cycle log in the cycles section so we can follow along +2.
Will do, thanks.
59yo, 6'2", 245lbs, 14%bf, I do two 10wk cycles per year, Sust only, no sides, simple PCT, keeps me strong, stops muscle wasting, and athletic performance is where I like it. Started weight training 43 years ago. I like the compliments, they feed my ego.
Remember this - Aging is inevitable, growing old is optional.
love the stats... I aspire to have the compliments at 59.. +1
Well said bro!
Here goes, 45 years young.
5'9 AND 240 at 14% bf
Been on and off AAS since I was 23.
And on blast and cruise for the last 3 years
Have enjoyed reading and researching here.
Fello Bad asses...Greetings. 42 and feeling the effects of my loss of natural test production. I have been involed in the field of physical education, health as a career and fitness/training as a devotion. I am currently on old fashion test c 600 per week intervals with post. And am going on some Hulk Nandro test blend. Never did Nadrolone with test but looking forward to seeing the results. Thinking of running it for 12 weeks after my post test c cycle. Any suggestions would be welcomed. I am addicted to the juice and feel like I'm 21 again both in the gym and in the bed. Proud to be a part of the clan and welcome any friend requests and advise. Happy Holidays men. Train Hard, Stay Hard, Eat Clean, and enjoy your cheat days. LOL
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I'm 45, and it's high mileage. More old injuries than Jackie Chan, but so far nothing's kept me out of training. Did some gear when I was younger, and on a few deployments in the intervening years, and once I was in my 40's got a HRT script and have been blasting and cruising ever since. Gaining size and getting leaner each blast...
Hey guys, if I can do this any of us can. A lil over a year here and this is where I am today! EROIDS and the EBC's have changed my life! Thank You!
http://www.eroids.com/pics/ebc-week-6-vascularity
The next click is 50 for me, hence I qualify as a Old Bastard. My off season weight is 240ish at about 11%, maybe 12 tops. Summer I hold a solid 9 and strive to peak at 225lbs 7-8% BF. Getting old isn't for sissies. I am close to 40 years lifting and repping heavy, not a hour goes by and certainly not a rep I don't feel the abuse of working construction, training and the occasional bar fight. Although recently I pick my battles with prosperity in mind, I was born a knucklehead sure to go out as one.
Welcome to the club! Nice to hear you stay so close on bf% on and off season!
Hey all!
Just checking in with the 40+ crowd. Heck I'll be 41 in less than two months, so that makes me REALLY feel over 40! Damn. Goth, I liked your intro on here! Very amusing and a great idea!
Anyway, I'm here to build muscle and be stronger than I was in my younger years. I was always "that skinny kid" but thanks to training, diet, and some very specific supps.... I am no longer that skinny kid. I'm not the biggest guy, but its funny.... Now I'm known as that big guy! Lol. I'm always open to learn more about ANYTHING in this lifestyle. Diet, training, different cycles. If I come off ever a bit nasty which I REALLY try not to.... I'm usually riding the tren train! Lol.
So hi all, I'm FinMan. Yep, I love me some Fina! And gettin' old sure ain't for sissys! ;-)
HI to all the OLD bastards. I now consider myself one too. 42 yrs old now. Been using prohormones for awhile, but they seem to shut my libido down hard so now I am going to switch over to real gear and get some real test back in body to keep me young during my cycles.
HAHAHAAA 42 year old Mak!!!! LMFAO How time flies eh bro
So tell us how you feel different these days compared to this guy back then?
BUMP LOL
im 51.. still beat the kiddies in this game .
rock on !
Yup.. Need to start a nursing home in so-cal with hot candy striper nurse aids to come around and give injectables twice a week. Chicken breast and sweet potatoes on the menu, every meal! Maybe gettin' old ain't so bad, after all.
I wasn't ready to retire but might change my mind.
I would like to move in for a while and screw the nurses and all the female patients. the menu sounds great, how about adding some bison burgers? One thing is I hope you will take medicare.
LOL..yea, fuck getting old. where I live if you can look down and actually see your dick without a mirror, you are in the top 1% of male specimens. And yes, fuck getting old. got some HGH ordered and plan to cruise test and HGH forever in between blasts. Sex life wasn't this fucking good at 30!
thanks to all you vets and old guy bodybuilders. Been in critical care medicine for over 30 years. NO ONE knows what you vets know about all this. I have lurked for two years and have finally started to be able to weed out newbie opinions (like mine) and solid reports of experience. Doing a Test 650, Arimidex .5 EOD, HCG as I need it and will use Nolva, Clomid and HCG for PCT.
Yep, wait to you get 60 and this happens with clean eating, 3-4 workouts a week (weights and cardio), doing some cycles, etc. OH at 60 its fucking unbelievable to experience this all the time!: "I want to have the look that when people walk by they give you a double take and not b/c you're ugly."
I believe, at my age, if I heard that HGH or AAS cause FATAL ILLNESSES years down the road, I would do them anyway. That much of a difference in my entire life. I have gone from being "invisible" to people to most wanting to have a conversation with me. Going from fat to "cut" at my age is a real trip. Everything has changed for the better. Socially, sexually, work, confidence, etc. THANKS EROIDS. PS ...check out the top 20 or so domestic sources on here.
Ok, I won't post here again, perhaps this is just an OLD FART introduction board?
Randy - I am totally with you on this dude. I train young guys at the gym and the kids come up and say "I want to look like you when I'm your age". Cruising and blasting, Gh, the full Monty.
Well, after just observing these boards for a little over a year, I got my shit together and put together a large order of misc. things I will address later. I will be 41 in December and am really starting to feel(not look) that age. Up until my lumbar fusion five years ago, I was really looking and feeling ten years younger than I felt and looked. Now, nagging injuries are creeping up and lost interest in working out about a year ago. Still in decent shape for as little as I have done since last Sept. 5'11" 190 and about 15% BF. As someone mentioned, I look better than 95% of people my age. But I am seeing things in the mirror I do not like. Love handles, decreased muscle tone, low libido, etc. I am usually very concerned about my look. Marriage, kids, shitty work schedule, etc have changed all that until now. I eat decent, get a decent amount of excerise and like to look and feel good. I have used AAS on/off for probably about 15 years. More off than on b/c of no decent SRC's till I got on here. Nothing worse than wasting a shitload of donations on bunk gear. Didn't ever do any of my cycles properly(no PCT) so now I think I have possibly screwed up my system.?? I have gotten bloodwork done and things were on the low side of normal regarding free test numbers. Never had the GH tested. Pretty conservative docs around here.
I am not looking to get huge or do shows. I want to have the look that when people walk by they give you a double take and not b/c you're ugly. I am married and am not a player but other women checking you out aint a bad thing.I have donated for 3 kits Somatropin, 30ml Test E, Dbol, Winny V, Arimidex and Nolva. Plan on cycling for 3 months or so the correct way although I need to get HCG I think. Some say yes, some no. Any opinions ?? My cycle will look like this and feel free to throw your idea's my way b/c I am a novice in regards to how to use gear. am prone to gyno or have cysts near my nips right now.
Week 1-12 HGH @ 5iu/ED
Week 1-12 Test E 400-600mg/wk
Week 1-4 Dbol 25-50 mg/wk
Week 8-12 Winny 50 mg/wk
Week 1-12 Arimidex as needed ?? Need help here with AI and PCT
Week 12-14 Nolva ...need advice here as well.
My ancillary program is where I need help. I want to keep my gains and not suffer from no sex drive or raisins for nuts. I am hoping the HGH will be legit and am really leary
with all the fake/underdosed stuff coming from China(which is where mine is coming from). Got it from a VERY respectable src on here but still leary.Anyway guys, I will accept FR's and advice from knowledgeable peeps. Here's to staying young you old farts !! Snoxer91
Switch to a fast acting ester like test prop the last 3 weeks. When you finish you want the exogenous androgens out of your system as fast as possible So your hormone axis can recover.
Consider adding hcg to keep the leydig cells functioning.
Arimidex is great for controlling estradiol. Shoot for a level of 25 pg/mL. Low levels of estradiol set you up for no libido and painful joints. Because of its effectiveness only use clomid/nolvadex during PCT - no arimidex unless you can monitor labs frequently.
Go to this link here mate it will be the best read you've ever done..... http://www.uk-muscle.co.uk/steroid-testosterone-information/103180-dark-...
good read bro...thanks for sharing...
First of all - fk getting old. I will run this fking specimen of manhood I call my body right up to the bitter end until they put this gorgeous corpse into the ground, lol.
45-yo; 5'10" about 205, 13bf - been lifting on and off forever - very seriously in the past 4 years. I'm still putting on weight - gained almost 40 lbs in 2012 after a brutal surgery took 30 off me. I think I have another 20 lbs in me by the end of 2013.
WTF isn't to like, man? I'm a horndog anyway - and I get rolling with the test for a few weeks and I can cut diamonds with that son of bitch. I like the energy and confidence - and just brings an optimism to me that seems to drain a bit in some people my age. At our age, not being fat puts you in like the top 10 percent, and godd*mn if you have some muscles then you're like a unicorn to these ladies, lol
I still PCT after each cycle ... the cruise is tempting, but my test level are healthy and i want to keep that option. Starting HGH this year - am very excited at the possibilities ....
But Im still fucking old...........ha
I should also say I have no comorbiities and take no medicine for anything. labs all look great.....I know I am very fortunate in that. Met guys half my age, taking MANY medications.
Hi guys, I may be the oldest bastard. Turn 61 in Dec. About 2.5 years ago I was almost 300 lbs. Got sick of it and lost all the weight and doubled my muscle size (thank God for whey protein). Most all the extra skin has gone since I eat clean, do about 3 miles a day and work out hard 2-3 times per week. Feel like I am 30 again. About a year ago decided to do a test run, not really for bulk but for libido,etc. Loved it and have done another since. Currently in 6 weeks to a Enthanate 600 per week, 300 2x week, plus AI, etc. and did test prop as a kicker. Other than my ass feeling like a sack of potatoes, all good. However, I really want to try HGH. I THINK at my age I will notice a diff in energy levels, etc. pretty quickly. I love my new life and prob good I did not do it years ago, because I might not have a 32 year marriage today if I was younger and that horny all the time! Planning to not get off Test again, going to go to TRT doses (enthan at 200-250 wee or cyp at the same) rest of my life, but really anxious to try HGH at 2ius a day to start. My main problem in that regard, is that I can find NO domestic sources that have any in stock at this time and really want decent stuff. Waiting for BB to get more in or M....but want it! lol...have heard great antiaging stuff from it. BTW, I am 210 lbs, 6 feet tall, very little fat and I swear my dick is bigger. LOL..Glad to be part of the OLD bastards club. I NEVER WORKED OUT IN MY LIFE before 2.5 years ago. I have decent genetics for fast twitch muscle fiber and used to be asked, "Do you work out?" and I proudly said NO WAY! lol....stupid me. Love it now and so weird to be better built at 61 than almost all the males I am around in this small Texas town (18-whatever)....really weird. Now if I could get a new head? Sorry this was so long!
37 year old here on TRT. Been on it for a few years. I am prescribed Test-E by an endo. Apparently my pituitary gland is AFU. That said I am sure it had nothing to do with my past steroid use. Anyway I am a full time juicer now, always running something. I have competed in bb'ing years back and when older I did some strongman stuff. Nothing more to just see if I could do it. Had a blast so now my work has me traveling everywhere so Im not where I want to be. Diet is the hardest and my cycles now are typically all long esters. Should start tren-e/test-e next week. I look forward to the bump in strength. I typically don't post my cycles as to many noobs freak lol. Wife fully supports me being on cycle all the time minus deca lol. Anyway normal yet big dude, 3 kids, great job and good friends. Been slacking on finding a good board as so many closed. Prices blow these days and out of my own powder so...now this will be my new home. Next goal is to hit 300lbs again. Should be there after my next cycle
Hi guys, I'm 38 and maybe old enough qualify for old bastard status. I have some long-time experience in the low-test-due-to-medical-issues arena. I have been on TRT for around 10 yrs due to a non-secreting pituitary adenoma that affects my LH and FSH levels, so I have some knowledge of what kinds of things can happen with TRT over time. For instance, trying to concieve after so many years of TRT can be exceptionally challenging, but absolutely possible. Proof is in my beautiful wife right now!! Took two years and ceasation of Testosterone but we did it. My total test count gets extremely low; into double digits, so I know how terrible you can feel when your test is in the basement.
Now I'm back on the test and I am planning two run three blasts over the next year to get back to my pre test stoppage self....and then some. I am currently running 500mg test cyp and 500mg EQ per week with 100mg of Proviron per day. I am now in week 6 of 12. I thought my sex drive was good when I was just on a theraputic dosage of 200mg per week of test cyp, but now it's like I am 17 again. Strength is starting to get better since I tweaked my diet as is my endurance.
Found the site doing some reasearch. I haven't been on the internet boards/forums for years because I don't have the the time to devote to it that I used to, and most of them are inhabited by 120lb 17 year-olds that want to "get ripped". This forum seems to have some promise, so we'll see. Hope fully I will have something to contribute that will help somebody.