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We took a collection of names of guys a while back who are now wearing Depends, but it's been a while. So now that we have our own nursing facility, we want to update everything. Please feel free to tell us who you are and your age (if you aren't too embarrassed). That way we can find each other as our minds begin to completely melt down.
Also, please tell us why you're here on eroids... are you looking to add muscle?.. feel better?.. have sex? (we don't provide call girls, so please leave),..OR, maybe you're just a cop who's over 40, looking for that one bust that's going to put a cap on your miserable career and life. Whatever your reason for being here, we're glad to have you---even the the proud members of law enforcement who probably need gear more than any of us.
Welcome to the OLD BASTARD'S CLUB...and remember...GETTIN' OLD AINT FOR SISSYS.
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44, 6'-0", 195lbs and not giving up the fight with Father Time!
welcome sarge,you have definatly found the right place this place is like an encyclopedia of aas knowledge,no more blundering in the dark bro,we all gonna piss father time right off.
Welcome,
You found a great place to figure out how to fight father time. I've learned so much here in the last few weeks, it's changed my outlook and life! A lot of knowledgeable people here.
here i am,nearly fifty fukkin 2,still hammering the gym after 35yrs,i love it,it keeps me sane waking up every morning thinking about my eating plan,{that sounds better than diet}. back on gear after 10yr.i feel fukkin amazin,sticking to old fashioned d/bol,sus,deca stacks, aiming to hit 16 stone in next couple of months then big research on your amazing site for the best stuff to use to carve up for a stroll down the beach next summer,this site is great,keep up the good work guys.p.s that is really me.
tread-mWelcome aboard brother, glad to have you.
thanks tread,you are the guy i hoped would respond to me,i have read loads of your stuff over the last few months and its very clear you know your shit man,its all down to you that i signed up,you are well up on everything i need to know,i.e cruise and blast,i know i am the right age for this type of therapy now but i know fuck all about it,i am going to have to pick your brains on this tread man if you dont mind.
things have changed big time since i started this game,all i had for reference was the underground steroid handbook which i gave away years ago,this sight is like a treasure trove to me,the only place i could get the gear was from the guy at gym,it was a lottery what he could get hold of,and that was after months of waiting,fuck me now its like a toffee shop out there,looking forward to gaining loads of knowledge,thanks again brother.
tread-mJust PM anytime
thanks brother,you must be ready for a blood transfusion after all that action in the MAN CAVE, not laughed as much in ages the popester should be on tv,he is one funny guy,think i will call round the CAVE later, got some prezzies to drop off for you guys lol.
AnonI like ruffles ... or tortilla chips with salsa.. I like my beer ice cold, killians if you've got some.
babe you can have ice cold guinness,lots of it,i take it that killians is beer,we dont have that in brit land,
hey i got you some l~oreal hair products cos your worth it,loving that green hair grrrl,
also wondering what time is it were your at,its 5.45pm over here right now,just got back from the gym,gonna eat now then will be back online,gettin addicted to eroids now.
what the fuck are you doin in the cave grrrl it stinks in there like theres a dead body rotting haha.
yea, their is a dead body in there, what of it??? We kill at least one goat per week as a sacrafice to grrrl and at least one gerbil dies as a result of involuntary sphinter contraction accidents during the later show **staring P%$***
yo joe,hope none of that good meat is goin to waste man,hope you guys got a grill working in there,maybe i ship some good spices over for yous to crack up a shithot goat curry,the gerbils would make an excellant one bite starter,you guys must be fucking starvin with all that hoe bustin goin on lol.
Anonkillians is a red beer.. I like Guinness though too.. I used to have a room at the cave.. when we had a maid to keep it clean.. I recently took the tree, decor, and ALL the presents home with me to the ladies lounge.
I almost forgot Thanks so much for the gear for my hair.. LoVE it..
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.Permalinkthats a bit mean stripping the cave,gonna take a 50in plasma over later for the guys,they are all complaining the hookers are all knackered and they need to watch some porn.
you must have took all the gear to the dump cos popesters goats wrecked the joint,did you see the one with the red lips and big silicones-looked a bit like christina aguilera, grrrrl i gotta tell ya, i was tempted.
Anonhope you got home owners insurance on the tv cuz its gonna be broke with in the week. . stay away from that one.. it belongs to tread.;-)
You will be in good hands there bro. Does that come under buttering up grrl?
thanks bro,not buttered any grrrls up for a while,not a bad idea though haha,,,.
becareful getting to close to tread, he has spent an ass load of time in the pen, if you wake up and find a piece of candy on your pillow then I would be on the look out for a big gorilla lol. Yeah you in the right place man, theres nothing but opportunity and knowledge here, i have been on many web site, this is by far the best designed web site there is in this game. The forums are the most impressive to me, love the layout. Being able to est. a good relationship with other members and knowing who to ask about what gives you a sence of security that you can utilize these drugs to the fullest at the safest possible dose. glad to have you here homie welcome to eroids!!!
hi there popeboy,you are absolutly right the site is the dogs bollocks,thats what i am here for KNOWLEDGE,ive learnt loads from here already,been using on and off since early eighties knowledge back then was non fucking existant where i come from,always had a devil may care attitude{must be the irish blood in me}bought anything that was on offer had good gains then other times fuck all,must have wasted thousands of pounds back then,had no idea about pct soon has i got to grips with proviron and nolva things changed big time,i learnt you can actually keep the gains that you graft for.
must be gettin something right these days only dropped 3lb since last cycle probably just a little water.
bodyfat % must be real low now brother its minus 3 and snowing here in uk,the viking man is fucking freezin his bollocks off, fuck it, am goin to burger king for some FAT lol, thanks for the welcome man,speak again soon..
Anontread likes it when you butter him up like that ;-)
tread-mYuuuuuup! Happy 400 baby grrrl
hi there grlll,like your stuff also,yous gonna be the one i call on for the best cycles for my girl,she has been working full time as a fitness instuctor for last 12yrs so is always in good shape,for the last 18mnths she has been doing heavier stuff cos she loves the muscled look,last may we started her on 100mg deca pr wk and she gained great but was not happy what happened down below if you know what i mean.after that she went on 10mg var pr day and was fine,got real hard and vascular but weight gain stopped. gonna start new cycle in new year was thinking 50mg deca pr wk with 10mg var daily and run for 8wks,would appreciate your comments on this or anything else you recommend thanks grlll.
Anonthat first deca cycle while within the range of what women run, is rather high for a first cycle. You want to start out with the least amount of gear you can get away with because eventually over time you blow your wad so to speak and have to up the dosages. front load the deca at 100 and drop to 25 or 50mg week with the var split morning and night. Run it at LEAST 12 weeks so she'll be able to get the most from the deca. Often it isn't the gear that holds the gains back but the work out AND/OR diet as well as insufficient rest. I run my cycles 14 to 16 weeks keeping my dosages relatively low and tapering off. I know lots of people say you (women) don't need to taper but quite frankly when I haven't tapered I get depressed post cycle. It would be great to have her post her experiences in the ladies lounge ;-)
thanks for that grrrl,will give that a whirl,also your gonna be right about the training/rest, i didnt mention to you that most off the class,s she teachs are bodypump and attack, its gonna be too much cardio work do you reckon,diet is good we both eat clean, loads protein/complex carbs,started using dextrose and taurine pre workout to save the good cals. also i have noticed the slight depression you mentioned so will do the tapering,this is the reason i signed on,who the hell has or will share their experiences will try your cycle and keep you posted,thanks again grrrl.
Anonwow those classes are ..brutal.. .. Rest is going to be an issue not sure how y'all are going to work that one out...
Just turned 25 for the second time last month. I quit drinking in Feb., started walking and using the Bowflex that's been in the corner for the last 4 years til I had to buy another set of bows (310# is not 310# on Bowflex). Then I got some Tren in July (Now I have a full Gym in my screenroom), and WOW! Didn't stop there, started some Primo when the Tren was out. Didn't like it, but didn't know what I was doing (still Don't) and didn't do it right. Tried adding some Deca mid cycle (to help with the pain/injury- (Too Much, Too Fast), then some Test at the end cause I read about Deca Dick. Lots of wasted time and gear. The forearm pain finally stopped me, just started lifting light after a month off. Wish I would have found this sight 5 months ago. Anyway, found a lot of what seems like good information here so far in the last couple weeks and hope to find more. I'm trying to "PLAN" my next cycle and hope to get some help from this forum and sight. Damn, that's more in a paragraph then I've ever told anybody about my personal life. Anyway, nice to meet you all!
tread-mWelcome home brother! Ok first up, you are welcome to friend me and PM me or just talk here but let me say this, if I could google the question "why hrt and why blast and cruise" it should have a picture of you when it pops up! Lol. You're ready to go Gorilla, lets talk about it and get you on track because nothing you have done is right and the fact that you know it is gonna help a lot.
Hey Tread, thanks bud. My only sources have been the internet (not knowing what to look for) and my nephew who is only 5 years younger than me but has been "on" (all wrong) for years now. But he is dedicated (and Thick), just listening to the wrong people and I was listening to him. I turned him onto this forum a couple days ago, and he was up all night surfing it and grinning on the phone with me the next day. So I'll be sharing all info with him. We are both hungry for information! I'm 50, 6'2" 218# down from 247# 9 months ago, and in the best shape of my life 1 month ago, before I had to stop lifting because of the forearm (Brachialis maybe). That's a whole story in itself but a game breaker if I can't keep from hurting it. Gimme a clue. I've started lifting this week, slow for now to tighten everything back up. Hrdbygrrrrrl has been real helpful but you are the MAN! regarding these cycles Ive been told and see in the posts. I'm looking to stay healthy, while getting as thick as I can. And no PCT is looking like a hell of a benefit!!! Thanks in Advance!
tread-mWe'll discuss in PM since I'm there more than here. Need to get an idea of what you are willing to do etc. We can still run hrt with the arm and probably help it along. Quite a bit, I know a guy that has ran full hrt for a little over 2 years with good diet and not even working out and looks 10 years younger. .... I will get to you quick here and we will get the convo rolling.
You quit drinking!!?? Oh well...I just started. Guess I'll have to drink alone now. Just kidding! Welcome
Nobody should "have" to drink alone, I just wanted to :-) I'll still drink with you only I'm drinking Diet Coke now.
Yes, way cool--thanks PATs11fit-I feel much better now!:0)Now lets go lift some Iron!!
Can't wait. I was off for a month trying to heal this forearm. Started back up this week with the bowflex to keep from handling the plates, but got a promising workout in at a Bally's while traveling. Thanks for the welcome, Stay Healthy!
OE2000What the hell is wrong with ya? Can't you have a little alcohol? Just kidding, lots of forearm curls, I suffer from that also. Eroids will allow you to learn tons, I did!
Nah, I've had my share of alcohol, and a couple other peoples over the years. That's one of the reasons my wife left me. But she's back now that I'm sober and buff again, alright getting buff, alright I can tie my shoes without holding my breath :-). The forearm I'm still nursing (burning pain whenever I go too heavy on a pull or curl), again I think I went way too hard way too fast, got to the point if I moved my arm it lit up. Thanks for the greeting!
OE2000Didn't mean to make light of the situation ..... my whole family has struggled with alcohol, and many other drugs for that matter..... I'm of the opinion, that life is what you make it, YOU decide if YOU want to have a drink, a smoke.... whatever it may be for you! You're back, thats all that matters, most ppl don't have a second, or third chance ..... use it and cherish it!
No problem bud, I used to joke about it all the time. I wish I would have got this second chance stuff right the first time though. But, I'm doing what I have to do now to keep things good! Which is what I should have been doing all along.
Thanks
OE2000Shoulda, coulda, woulda bro.... and thats right, your keeping things good right NOW! Thats ALL that matters ... think to the future, and don't be so hard on yourself.... face it, we are ALL fucked up to some extent....LOL
ETA: and listen to Hrdbdygurrrll she is a dictionary with gorgeous eyes!
AnonWelcome! Next cycle advise.. Run a test ONLY cyle and slowly add compounds in FUTURE cycles. ;-)
Thanks for the advice. I just ordered some Test Enath. I'm really interested in learning more about, TRT, Blast and Cruise, PCT..... I don't like being off (it felt good) but don't want to over do it. Learn, Learn, Learn!!!!
AnonI've been talking to Goth about cruising levels on test and I think that considering how test will build up over time he is going to start out on cruise at 100/150mg per week so that he can adjust up as needed.. You can't really go down right away consider the half life and build up factors.. Blasting is where you get the fun stuff, although I d have to say the number one rule is KEEP it SIMPLE (and get regular blood tests)
That 100/150mg, is that a single shot per week? The stuff I'm getting is 250mg/ml so that's like .4-.6ml per shot. I had trouble measuring 1ml shots. I need different pins for that dose I guess. I was planning on 500mg/week in 2 shots with 50mg DBol 1hr before workouts. Too Much? Not really keeping it simple huh? That was a beginners stack I saw on a site. I've been floating around this site for the last couple weeks and respect your opinion! Thanks in advance for any advice!
OE2000Told ya she knew the fucking game!
AnonNot on a cruise portion of a cycle.. you don't want 500mg per week.
well figure out what .5ml is and cruise on that( try some glasses??;-)... then blast at 500mg week with your dbols but quite frankly if you have never run a test only cycle I suggest starting off really simple... who knows you might like it just fine and start experimenting with the test prop during a blast phase.. but always always run test with any other compounds.. go low dosage on your cruise stages.. and have AI on hand for if you need it.. most of the old timers don't run pct because of the cruise .. confused yet?
Yes, Definitely confused ;-) that's why I'm here! I wasn't talking about cruise-blast with the 500mg/wk. I just read about the cruise blast thing tonight. Yeh, i'm wearing my reading glasses now :-p. I'm assuming the cruise is a continuous dose for TRT, how often and long would the Blast stage be? I really appreciate the info. Sorry if I'm being a pain! I sound like the people I'm always helping at work. Your a great source! What is AI? to be able to have it on hand, if I need it:-) Thanks again! Oh, and whats the benefits of test prop for the blast instead of upping the test enanth? If you need any info on Color Management let me know :-)
Anongiven your age, you can choose how long you blast but at least 12 weeks. test prop is a nice way to kick start a cycle to begin a blast cycle while you wait to bring up your test levels from cruising level. AI inhibits estrogen if you are prone to gyno, estrogen spikes.. You'll have to talk to the guys and see what they use, I can't help much with that except to do the research..my personal experience is that I like estrogen ;-) so to recap prop is a kick starter on a blast cruise, kinda like dbol or another oral, while you are waiting to get your test levels built up..
Sorry I didn't reply last night I was in bed already ;-) So, would the Prop be in addition to the cruise amount of .5ml Enanth, and if its a kickstart what do I switch to, when, how much? Thanks again for all your help! Hopefully I can get Tread-M to befriend me also, it looks like he's the sage on this thread. I don't know where you are from but if you celebrate something during this time of year Happy Holidays!
AnonFor cycle specifics I am going to defer to the blast and cruise Master Tread.. I think he'll be able to put something together for you as a guideline.. it is his specialty ;-)
Hey thanks again hrdbdygrrrrrrl! I'm just learning about forums, I guess I'll do a friend request to him, then try to figure out how to pm :-)
Well I guess I found where I belong.
Me 66 years old 7/4/45
Married Wife 40 1-31-71
Son 8 years old
First went on TRT in March of 07 in may of 07 found I had prostrate cancer. Whent thur
Cyber Knife Rad Spent the next 3 years in Hell. Lost a lot of muscle and always felt like shit/ Whent to Dr would not put me back on TRT even tho cancer free. Whent UGL for Test E been self Doc for over 6 months. Feel way better. Will do Second blood work next month Jan Member on several other boards. Found this one 2 months ago Love what I see. Looking to learn more and if possiable help others. Looking forward to making a lot of new OLD BASTARD FRIENDS